Chapter 1294 Zhong Kui Wade
Chapter 1294 Zhong Kui Wade
"Fake, I know that you bunch of die-hard fagots have taken a fancy to my peerless appearance and plump butt... Hey, Hydra Captain Rogers and I are known to have peerless butts. It's normal for you to be greedy, but it's a pity. ..What a pity, you are not Logan." Wade said proudly, holding the straw in his hand.
"Fake, Wade, I'm not interested in your ass." Logan pushed the door in and cursed with a twisted face.
Wade winked and said, "Don't be so heartless, we have been living together for so long."
"I shouldn't have introduced you to Van Helsing, let alone...Oh, I regret it." Logan slapped his forehead and sighed.
Two months ago, because he accepted Yashida's invitation, Logan could no longer form a two-wolf partnership with Van Helsing, so he recommended Wade.
Wade is a good hunter and works well with Van Helsing, but he also uses the excuse of living closer to facilitate communication and stays in Konoha.
Well, Van Helsing also lives in Konoha.
In addition to being responsible for the accounting issues of the Doom God Demon Arms Company, he is also the prison guard on the second floor of the Konoha Grottoes Prison.
The first floor contains aliens, and the second floor contains vampires and other demons and monsters.
Logan thought that he would be away from New York for a few months and the house would be empty, so he left the key to Wade.
As a result, when he came back, he couldn't get rid of that guy.
Five minutes later, "Shua"
Black John took Logan and Wade and teleported to the second floor of Konoha Grotto Prison.
Maya is already waiting there, and besides her, there are four burly "pig-headed men"...well, Maya's ninja god pigs.
"Oh my God, Miss Hansen, I have the honor to meet you, and I will die with no regrets." Wade waved his arms and shouted with an exaggerated expression.
Well, it was still the kind of cry with a little vibrato in the throat, as if it was excited.
"Really? That's just right, I'm going to choose you to be the messenger of death.
Since I have no regrets about dying, it would be better to kill you directly. It would be more convenient for your spirit body to move around. Maya said with a playful smile.
"Uh, my buttocks... uh, no, I mean... um, I have the x gene mutation, and I can only use my two swords with flesh and blood." Wade said quickly.
Of course Wade is not a mutant, but in order to better integrate into the Konoha environment, he often claims to be a physical gene awakener.
Not to mention, his dynamic vision is powerful enough to cut bullets, fast enough to compete with Callisto, and he looks even more mutant than a mutant.
Maya touched her chin, looked at the little bitch for a while, frowned and said, "Wade, you have a shortcoming. If you don't change it, I'm afraid you won't be qualified for the ghost job position."
"You tell me what shortcomings you have, and I will definitely correct them." Wade said hurriedly.
"You recently went to Korea for plastic surgery. How did you become...so supple and supple? You look like you want to join a club." Maya asked.
The undisfigured little Jianqian was originally a handsome guy with blond hair and blue eyes, but now his skin and flesh have become thin and tender, and he looks exactly like a popular young hottie.
"Really? But it's not like she had plastic surgery, she just took better care of herself."
Widmer touched his face and said with a mixture of joy and sadness: "Well, men should be kinder to themselves.
In the interstellar era, the level of skin care is becoming more and more developed.
What's more, Konoha's little green tree sap essence spa has really magical effects... although the price is a bit expensive. "
"But isn't it a good thing to be handsome? Braised eggs are dark and ugly, and Logan is ugly and tough. I just happened to go there and be the front man." Wade wondered.
"You are a ghost. If you are not ugly, how can you show majesty and domineering? How can you suppress the evil ghost with a ferocious face?" Maya asked in return.
Is this some fallacy?
Wade thought with a twisted look on his face.
"Otherwise, starting from today, I will stop going to the spa and apply facial masks," Wade said with difficulty, as if cutting flesh.
"At least they are at their level." Maya pointed at the four ninja pigs, suppressed her laughter, and said seriously.
"Hmph!" The ninja pig straightened his back and looked full of energy.
"Oh my God, even if I lay on the street and let a big truck run over my face several times, I still wouldn't be able to reach this level," Wade said in horror.
"Hululu" the ninja god pig glared at Wade.
"Then do you want to be a ghost?" Maya suppressed her laughter, waved her hand, and asked pretending to be impatient.
"Is there a way to get the best of both worlds?" Wade wondered.
His handsome appearance is his existing capital, and becoming a ghost can bring him a lot of capital in the future... At least, he can't escape his identity as a core member of Konoha, right?
So, can the housing problem also be solved?
Can the beauty spa offer a 40% discount like Sonia and Lorna?
During the holidays, can you get many small gifts that can’t be bought with money from outside?
You can also get hundreds of thousands of star coins as dividends at the end of the year.
Wade was in a dilemma, but Maya solved his problem with her next sentence.
"Every ghost has an emerald jade, yours..."
Maya turned her right hand, and an octahedral Maya jade appeared in the palm of her hand. Then, visible to the naked eye, a faint black smoke surged out of the second-level prison.
The smoke condensed and turned into thin black lines, swarming towards the Maya Jade.
A bit of jet black appears in the center of the emerald green jade piece.
Logan, who had been watching the joke, noticed with surprise that the originally dark and gloomy prison suddenly became much fresher and cleaner... It seemed that some evil things had been purified away.
"The Jade of Death has two effects. First, it helps you transform into the form of an evil spirit, increasing your strength by 20 times. Second, it contains a trace of the origin of all evil, which can help you detect evil." Maya threw the jade away. To Wade, explained.
"Do they have them too?" Wade asked as he glanced at Logan and Four Pigs.
"They are not as handsome as you, so there is no need for them." Maya waved her hand.
"Really" Wade looked doubtful.
"Do you think you are not as handsome as Logan?"
"But......"
But I always feel like something is wrong...
"Try it." Maya expected.
Wade held the Jade of Death and asked doubtfully: "How to use it?"
"boom"
The moment his heart moved at will, Wade transformed like a beautiful girl...well, it should have been like a firecracker being detonated.
The white smoke dissipated, revealing a rough man with a leopard head and ringed eyes, an iron face and curvy temples, three meters tall, and wearing a red robe.
"Oh my God, this is Wade... Congratulations, Wade, you will definitely meet the standard now." Logan was stunned at first, and then twitched the corner of his mouth for a while.
"Holy, my handsome face was so straight...it's all gone."
Wade touched his face and buttocks, feeling like crying but without tears.
"Stop howling. Try taking off the jade again."
"bang"
The smoke cleared, and the man with the perky butt appeared again.
"It's amazing. Just adding a hint of the source of all evil can have such an effect." Logan was amazed.
"The Origin of All Evil sounds very permeable, will there be any side effects?" Wade asked doubtfully while pushing the jade between his teeth.
Seeing that Logan and Si Zhu also looked curious, Maya made seals with her hands and said, "Buzz"
A huge vortex glowing with black light appeared above the second-level prison.
"whoosh whoosh"
"Ahhh"
Endless suction came from the vortex, and prisoners of vampires, evil spirits, mummies and other evil creatures in the prison were howled and sucked into the vortex.
"This is New York. There are too many evil things that affect the surrounding environment. From now on, the second level of the prison will only be a temporary shelter. After the trial is over, you will escort them to the underworld."
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