What if I haven't seen Siheyuan?

Chapter 162: Yan Laokou was fooled

The voice just fell.

In an instant, Yan Bugui felt a chill rising from his coccyx, his scalp went numb, and he shivered.

No, I’m not a boss yet!

I haven't even had the pleasure of being an official for a single day, so I can't just give up like this.

The most important thing is that I haven't received any tribute at all! It would be such a pity if I just let it go like this!

He immediately grabbed Blind Zhang's hand and said in a panic, "Old Zhang, please don't scare me. Help us find a solution! We have so many people in the yard and we are counting on you."

There was a tremor in his voice when he spoke.

Seeing that Yan Bugui was quite frightened, Blind Zhang decided to quit while he was ahead. He didn't want to fail to complete the business and scare away this sucker who had finally come to his door.

So, he stroked his beard and said with an embarrassed look: "Oh, forget it. Although your matter is a bit troublesome, but since you have come to me, it proves that it is God's will. I can only grit my teeth and help you deal with it."

When Yan Bugui heard that there was a solution, he was immediately overjoyed: "Haha, I knew that you, Old Zhang, have practiced for so many years, there must be a way. When the problem is solved, I will definitely let the people in our courtyard thank you."

When Blind Zhang heard this, he rolled his eyes instantly.

I thought to myself: I don't need your thanks! Now that we've come to this, why don't you just pay me?

Seeing that Yan Bugui had no intention of talking about money, Blind Zhang sighed again.

"Ah... don't be too happy too soon.

Although I do have a way to help you solve this problem, it is really a bit difficult. I still need to prepare well first, and I don’t know if you can hold on until then.

How about this! I will give you a blessing of peace first, you keep it close to you for the time being, and when I have finished all the preparations, I will help you solve the problem."

After Blind Zhang finished speaking with an embarrassed look on his face, he took out a amulet from his pocket and handed it over.

Yan Bugui took the amulet with a confused look on his face and asked quickly, "No, didn't you just say that you had a way to solve it? Why did it take so long to prepare?"

Seeing that Yan Bugui hadn't realized it yet, Blind Zhang cursed inwardly.

I'm going to... Damn it...

Have you had your brain corrupted by teaching? I’ve made it so damn obvious, why don’t you understand?

Money... money!

Damn it, why are you still talking like that? Just give me your money!

It seems that Yan Bugui is still like a rotten wood, not enlightened at all.

Blind Zhang had no choice but to stroke his beard and say, "If I were young, I wouldn't dare to delay and would go back to help you deal with it immediately. But the problem is that I am old and weak now, and my physical energy is not as good as before. I have to stay at home for a few days to recuperate and nourish my physical energy before I dare to go to your place to perform the ritual. Otherwise, I am afraid that I will go there alive but not come back alive."

When Yan Bugui heard this, he understood it instantly.

I couldn't help but roll my eyes and cursed inwardly: Damn it, you've been talking nonsense here for a long time, just to get money! It's just a small matter, why don't you just say it directly! You made me so nervous, you're really sick.

However, when it comes to money.

Yan Bugui instantly lost himself in the moment and started bargaining with great interest.

"Blind Zhang, I went to inquire about it before I came here.

You fortune tellers usually charge fifty or one yuan for handling matters like this.

Since you said this matter is difficult to handle, I am not a stingy person. As long as you help me get this done, I will give you two dollars. How about it? I am generous enough, right? "

After saying this, Yan Bugui raised his head towards Blind Zhang with a generous look on his face.

When Blind Zhang heard this, he became so angry that he rolled his eyes.

He cursed inwardly: "Fuck you, you missed a zero, didn't you? Look at what we are doing here? If we are not careful, we will be paraded through the streets."

Would I take such a big risk just for your fifty cents or one yuan?

You must be dreaming!

He said speechlessly, "It costs me three dollars to buy an old hen. What can you do with your two dollars? Since you are not sincere, I will just avoid getting involved in this mess. You should just go back!"

After Blind Zhang finished speaking, he saw that Yan Bugui was so stingy and didn't want to argue with him any more. He pulled Yan Bugui out and prepared to see him off.

I cursed in my heart: This Yan Bugui is really a reincarnated calculating expert. He dares to be so stingy even though he has said such outrageous things. It's such a waste of my breath.

Seeing that Blind Zhang was so excited, Yan Bugui immediately grabbed the table tightly and said hurriedly: "I say, Blind Zhang, you can't do business like this! In business, isn't it just asking for a high price and paying a low price? Let's sit down and talk it over!"

When Blind Zhang heard this, he was speechless.

Your uncle's!

I've lived for so many years, but this is the first time I've seen anyone bargaining with a fortune teller.

When you burn incense and worship Buddha, do you have to make a deal with the Buddha to break one stick of incense into three?

It's really outrageous.

Seeing that Yan Bugui refused to leave, Blind Zhang was too lazy to haggle with him and said directly, "One price, ten dollars. If you are willing, pay it quickly. If not, get out of here as soon as possible. I don't have time to bargain with you."

When Yan Bugui heard this, he immediately shook his head like a rattle.

The crowdfunding last night was almost enough to reach 10 yuan! How could they be willing to put in the money?

Yan Bugui hugged the table and said, "Blind Zhang, how can you be so mean! You dare to ask for ten yuan for a life and an explanation? This is almost half a month's salary for a regular worker.

I don’t care. I’ll just give five dollars at most.

If you don't help us interpret our fortunes, I will report you to the street office, saying that you are spreading feudal superstition and helping people tell fortunes everywhere."

After saying this, Yan Bugui was afraid that Blind Zhang would just deal with the matter, so he threatened: "Let me be honest with you, you'd better do a good job for me. If something really happens to me, I will let my whole family go to the street office to report you."

......

When Blind Zhang heard this, he immediately jumped up in anger.

Damn, this really opened my eyes.

This is the first time I meet this weirdo Yan Bugui. He actually dares to threaten a fortune teller.

It's outrageous. It's outrageous to open the door. It's outrageous to the extreme...

Blind Zhang pointed at Yan Bugui and said, shaking with anger, "Okay, Yan Bugui is really a calculating shrew. You are unlucky for me today! Hurry up and take out the money. I will come to you tonight to make a solution."

When Yan Bugui heard this, he was afraid that Blind Zhang would go back on his word.

He immediately let go of the table, quickly took out five dollars from his pocket, stuffed it into Blind Zhang's hand, and said happily: "Haha, Blind Zhang. You've got this money too. When you do something, you must put in your best effort!"

Blind Zhang waved his hand with a gloomy look on his face: "Okay, go back quickly! I'll go over when it gets dark."

After saying that, he immediately walked over, opened the door, and signaled Yan Bugui to get out.

Seeing that the job was done and that he could save almost five dollars, Yan Bugui didn't care about the bad service attitude of Blind Zhang. He left happily and prepared to take a nap at school.

After Yan Bugui left, Blind Zhang immediately closed the door. He was very happy looking at the five dollars in his hand.

I couldn't help but laugh and scold: "Haha... no matter how clever you are, you still have to drink my foot washing water."

In fact, this blind man is also a miserable person, how can he understand fortune-telling?

In the old days when life was worthless, Zhang Xiazi's family had long been killed by the Japanese, but they were later saved by a Taoist priest who came down from the mountains to save the world. Then he was raised by the Taoist priest for a few years, but later the Taoist priest was killed when he went out to kill traitors.

Blind Zhang started his career of swindling people by relying on the few Taoist scriptures he had vaguely learned from the Taoist priest reciting morning and evening lessons all year round.

Blind Zhang knew that he had not learned the basics, so he would move after each shot. Later, he didn't know how he ran all the way to Sijiu City, and when he saw that the world was stable, he took advantage of the founding of the country to settle down.

However, after being threatened by Yan Bugui just now, Blind Zhang was already preparing to move away.

After all, what Yan Bugui said just now was too outrageous. Blind Zhang didn't dare to bet whether Yan Bugui would get into trouble in the future. He must be careful not to be reported by Yan Bugui's family.