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"Issue a ticket?"
"Pfft! He thinks you're a colleague."
"Me? A scalper?" Zhong Bai looked himself up and down, and shouted defiantly, "How do I look like a scalper?"
As she spoke, she pushed forward, wanting to confront him.
"No, no, no, I didn't say your name was scalper, I just said you're in the same line of work as me."
Zhong Bai: "Isn't that still scalping?"
“I’m not like those cheap scalpers,” the scalper said proudly, waving his ticket around. “I have a team.”
"Oh~~~ It's a gang crime." Su Chen put his hand in his pocket.
"Say what you will. The show has already started, so this ticket will only cost 5 yuan at most."
Su Chen: "Aren't you afraid I'll call the police if you sell tickets like this?"
"How dare you call the police? Aren't you just like me?" The scalper looked at them disdainfully.
“We’re different. We have relatives performing inside, and we give tickets to our friends. You’re selling them, so the nature of the business is different, okay?”
"It's all the same. My wife plays a palace maid inside and gets free tickets, while I sell tickets outside."
"We're the famous Condor Heroes couple in this circle,"
The scalper pointed at Zhong Bai with the ticket and laughed, "But what you said reminded me. If I get arrested, I was just giving tickets to a friend. Giving tickets isn't illegal, is it?"
"Hey friend, I heard you have cheap tickets here?"
"Of course! In the entire theater, who doesn't know Hongkou Thirteen Points?"
The scalper turned around and handed over the ticket, then suddenly paused, looking surprised: "Hey friend, your clothes look a little different."
“Of course, it’s working hours now, I can’t wear civilian clothes.” Behind him, an inspector looked at him with a big smile.
"Hehe, it's normal. Taking a break is human nature." The scalper took out the ticket in his hand: "I'll sell you a ticket that costs 188 yuan for five yuan. Pretty good, huh?"
"It's great to agree, but many of my colleagues also want to see it. Would you please come with me?"
"You don't need to worry about that, do you?" The ox took a step back.
But Su Chen stopped him.
“Hey buddy, your posture is a bit off,” Su Chen teased, mimicking his accent. “When you invite someone to an inspection, you should be more generous.”
"Inspector! I have a report to file."
"This couple also sells tickets!!!"
The inspector smiled at him: "Why do you think I came?"
Su Chen waved the phone that had already been dialed in his hand.
"Go in peace, Mr. Yang Guo."
As Huang Niu was being led away, he shouted at Su Chen, "When this is over, tell my wife Qinqin that I'll be waiting for her in the Valley of Heartbreak!!!"
459: Emergency! Zeng Xiaoxian is trapped in the toilet without toilet paper (Thanks for subscribing)
459: Emergency! Zeng Xiaoxian is trapped in the toilet without toilet paper (Thanks for subscribing)
"Still waiting for his wife in the Valley of Heartbreak? He really thinks he's Yang Guo, huh?" Zhong Bai chuckled. Turning to ask, "What did he just say his wife's name was?"
Su Chen thought for a moment: "QQ."
Zhong Bai: "..."
"You're so frugal. It's only two words, and you only remembered the first letter."
"Well, there's nothing I can do. Although it sounds like Qinqin to me, what if it's Qingqing, Qinqin, or Qinqin?" Su Chen said several names in a row, which confused Zhong Bai.
"Isn't this all the same?"
“It’s different,” Su Chen said seriously. “The words inside are different.”
Zhong Bai: "..."
Then he looked at Su Chen with an expression as if he were looking at an idiot.
buzzing.
"Teacher Zeng's phone call."
Su Chen answered the phone: "Hello? What's wrong, Teacher Zeng?"
The moment the voice on one end of the phone faded, a sob came from the other end: "Su Chen, I'm in a real emergency!!! I'm trapped in the bathroom and I'm out of toilet paper, please get me some!!!"
"I really want to save you, but... I don't know where the toilet is?"
"Is anyone with you? Hurry and tell them to come and rescue me! I've been squatting here for half an hour!"
I heard the voice on the phone.
Zhong Bai almost burst out laughing and said into the phone, "Teacher Zeng, you can borrow it from the person next to you!"
"Two women did come in to use the restroom, but they gave me sanitary napkins. And they treated me like a pervert!!!"
Zeng Xiaoxian shouted directly from the other side: "If you don't come out now, my scandal will be on the front page of every major social news outlet tomorrow!"
"Then Brother Xian will be too ashamed to live!!!"
"If all else fails, 23, check if there's anything in the trash can. You can use that for now!" Although Zeng Xiaoxian was pitiful, Su Chen couldn't help but want to laugh.
"What kind of terrible idea is this?" Zhong Bai frowned and slapped Su Chen.
Is this a method that humans could come up with?
Zeng Xiaoxian was furious when he heard this suggestion.
"Impossible!!! Your brother Xian is known for being extremely clean!"
"Even if I die in the toilet, I would never use someone else's used toilet paper!!!"
“Okay, Teacher Zeng, you don’t need to describe it so realistically.” Su Chen looked at his phone: “Actually, if it weren’t for diarrhea, waiting there to air dry would be a good option.”
"This! Is! Impossible!!!"
...
The two walked through the corridor toward the restroom.
Su Chen looked at the ticket waving in Zhong Bai's hand.
What about Sister Yifei?
"I was going to call Sister Yifei and ask her to wait at the door for a while, but her phone was always busy. I don't know why."
Su Chen's eyes twitched; this was going to be interesting.
The two arrived at the toilet entrance.
Before Su Chen could even go inside...
The door suddenly opened.
A man suddenly rushed out and bumped into Su Chen, saying, "I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry."
He apologized twice.
Just ran away.
Zhong Bai muttered to the man's retreating figure, "What's wrong with this guy? Is he apologizing or is this his attitude?"
"It's alright, I'll go in and check on Teacher Zeng first." Su Chen patted Zhong Bai's head.
That was some consolation.
Before he could even enter the restroom.
A scream came from the toilet.
"Ah!!! Brother Xian's old age is in danger!"
"What happened to Teacher Zeng?"
Su Chen went inside: "The paper has been brought to you."
“It’s no longer needed,” Zeng Xiaoxian said painfully as he walked out from the innermost seat.
Faltering.
Su Chen pinched his nose: "It can't have really dried out, can it?"
"Ew!" A disgusted voice came from outside the toilet.
"no!!!!"
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Su Chen and took out a pack of tissues from behind his back.
With a sorrowful expression, he said, "A reporter just interviewed me here, and this is my payment for the article."
Su Chen: "..."
"Your payment for your writing is quite meager—only five cents?"