Through the Window: Lin Luoxue's Lazy Cousin

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Everyone nodded.

Continue watching the movie.

"What the hell! You guys were secretly watching 'Puberty' without telling me!!!"

Hearing the female lead's scream, Ren Yifan ran over immediately.

He was holding an unopened bottle of Coke.

Ready to drink.

It was snatched away by Zhong Bai.

"Didn't you want to sit in the massage chair? Now you're playing the victim?" Zhong Bai casually unscrewed the bottle, took a sip, and handed it to the side: "Who wants some?"

Han Fei took it.

A bottle of cola just went around in circles like that.

In the end, it fell into Lu Qiaochuan's hands.

It looks like there's still some bottom inside.

"Mr. Lu, can I have it?" Ren Yifan reached out to take it, but Lu Qiaochuan dodged it.

In front of him.

Finished.

Then she handed him the empty bottle.

Nod.

Start watching the movie.

"you!!!!"

"Shhh!!"

"You guys are going too far!" Ren Yifan's voice lowered: "You really didn't leave me even a single bottle of Coke?"

No one paid him any attention.

resignedly.

All I could do was focus my attention on the big screen.

after awhile.

"You guys didn't even invite me to watch such a great movie about puberty?"

Bi Shisan stood at the back and watched for a few minutes, then exclaimed, "It is indeed an excellent domestic youth film. No one has changed, whether it is the lead actor, the screenwriter, or the director."

"The plot is still impeccable, and you can never guess what they will do next. This is the attitude that the domestic film and television industry should have."

Xu Lianqiao frowned: "Are you serious? You're saying this kind of movie is good?"

“Of course!” Bi Shisan asked doubtfully, “Isn’t it true? This kind of creative team has stayed the same for nine consecutive films and maintained the same level of quality. Isn’t that a benchmark for the film and television industry?”

Looking at Bi Shisan's serious expression...

Xu Lianqiao couldn't tell whether he was telling the truth or being sarcastic.

"Pfft!~" Ren Yifan burst out laughing: "Thirteen's definition of a bad movie is different from ours."

"His evaluation of this film...has always been excellent."

Lu Qiaochuan: "Bi Shisan also likes the Tiny Times series of movies."

Xu Lianqiao: "..."

"No wonder he can piece together a film or television work using only establishing shots." Xu

Lian Qiao shook her head. If only she had known he had this kind of aesthetic sense earlier.

I will absolutely not film a video with him during the May anniversary celebration.

I was halfway through the movie...

Yu Hao walked in with a face mask on.

Seeing that everyone had gathered together.

She screamed in surprise: "Hey! You guys are watching puberty!"

"And they didn't even call me!!!"

Everyone: "..."

When did watching a bad movie attract so many viewers?

Were they all infected by Zhong Bai and the others?

A movie is an hour and a half long.

After everyone finished reading it.

The meaning is still unfinished.

Yu Hao had already taken off his face mask and looked at everyone: "I recently saw a domestic horror movie, want to watch it?"

Li Shuci asked with some concern, "Wouldn't that be terrible?"

"No way! People online are already complaining about it!" Yu Hao tapped his phone and connected it to the projector.

"There are domestically produced horror films that I don't know about?"

Su Chen looked at him: "What's your name?"

"The Ouija board and the spirit board team up to fight Kayako."

"The plot sounds alright, but I asked for the movie's name."

"I'm talking about the name~" Yu Hao pointed to the large red characters displayed on the white cloth: "[Ouija Board and Spirit of the Ouija Board battle against Kayako]".

Su Chen: "..."

"The naming conventions for horror movies are becoming increasingly arbitrary."

Lu Qiaochuan shook his head: "If it weren't for Su Chen, we would never have imagined that there are films in this world that are even more melodramatic than youth films."

Bi Shisan shook his head: "This is the worst of the worst movies."

"Why?" Xu Lianqiao asked, a little curious.

"Because I only need to watch for ten minutes to roughly figure out what happens next."

in the screen.

The group sat around a table in a room.

Bi Shisan: "This must be that cursed house."

Bi Shisan had just finished speaking.

A man on the screen said, "This is a notorious haunted house! I've heard that anyone who comes here gets killed by evil spirits within a week!"

Everyone: "..."

Bi Shisan: "Next, someone will definitely suggest playing with a Ouija board."

"Then some people got scared, and something went wrong."

"After everyone left, people began to die mysteriously."

Everyone turned around.

The next twenty minutes of the story unfolded exactly as Bi Shisan had described.

"See, this is the formula for bad movies." Bi Shisan said with a look of disgust, "It's still the same old story."

Xu Lianqiao: "Then why are you still watching?"

"I just want to know just how rotten he can get."

 4.7 Everyone: "..."

This movie is over an hour long.

Each plot point.

Bi Shisan was able to analyze the plot and predict what would happen next, so he didn't feel scared at all while watching.

Even a little to laugh.

Because the show features beautiful women taking baths, falling while escaping, and not calling the police when encountering bad guys—it includes every single one of these behaviors.

They were so angry they wanted to kick them on the head.

Even Li Shuci, who was the most timid, was able to laugh in the end.

This shows just how ridiculous the film is.

I've finished watching both movies.

Had dinner.

Everyone agreed to go and photograph the sunrise the next morning.


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