Through the Window: Lin Luoxue's Lazy Cousin

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Ren Yifan: "Let me put it more bluntly, I feel that I have lost some of my male functions."

"I feel that I am no longer the steel in How the Steel Was Tempered, but rather the old man in The Old Man and the Sea."

"Now, do you understand?"

"Father? Father?" Ren Yifan didn't hear a reply, so he pressed his ear closer.

Knock knock knock! ~

"Come out!" Lu Qiaochuan stood at the door and shouted as Ren Yifan walked out, "If you can't get erectile dysfunction, go to the hospital. What are you doing here?"

"I've already been to the hospital," Ren Yifan said embarrassedly. "They said it's all in my head, and I'll get better once they find the root cause."

"Then why don't you just wait?"

Ren Yifan stepped forward and grabbed his shoulders: "Your best friend is impotent right now! Do you know how desperate he is, how much he needs help right now? Do you understand?"

"I know."

"You don't know anything!" Ren Yifan released his hands: "You virgin!"

"Then you might as well die!"

"You said it yourself!" Ren Yifan looked at the ceiling with a wronged expression: "From now on, if you see a ghost crying in the toilet when you go to the toilet, please don't be afraid."

"It might be me in the future!"

Lu Qiaochuan: "..."

Taking a deep breath to calm down, Lu Qiaochuan asked, "When did this happen?"

"It should be after the seventh day after the death of the deceased, at the earliest."

"Let me tell you, on our first day of freshman year, there were rumors about our bathrooms being haunted," Lu Qiaochuan whispered, leaning closer. "You'd better watch what you say!"

These words sent chills down Ren Yifan's spine, making him tighten his clothes in fear.

The voice just fell.

Suddenly, the sound of flushing water appeared.

Startled, Ren Yifan jumped directly into Lu Qiaochuan's arms.

The two of them were in a princess carry position.

"Who's there?!" Ren Yifan asked, trembling. "Is it a person or a ghost?!"

"It's a person!~"

"did not expect..."

Su Chen looked at the two of them in their positions and remained silent for a while.

He asked, "Am I a little too early, or too late?"

"Huh?" Lu Qiaochuan then realized that the two were in a very ambiguous position.

Separate quickly.

"We're not what you think we are."

"Yes, yes, we were just confessing."

Su Chen raised an eyebrow and gave a knowing smile: "I understand, I understand everything."

Ren Yifan: "What...did you just hear?"

"I guess I heard everything~" Su Chen suppressed a laugh.

"See? It's all your fault!!" Ren Yifan glared at Lu Qiaochuan, his neck stiff. "Now look what's happened! The whole world has heard that I'm impotent!"

"It's not the whole world, is it?"

Lu Qiaochuan pursed his lips: "Su Chen doesn't really like wearing gossip, right?"

Su Chen: "Of course."

Wow!

The voice just fell.

The door to the first cubicle opened.

Bi Shisan came out with a piece of paper: "Do you need me to get you some Chinese medicine?"

"No need~ Thank you."

Bi Shisan nodded.

left.

Watching Bi Shisan's departing figure, Ren Yifan stared wide-eyed at Lu Qiaochuan in front of him.

His eyes were full of questions.

And now?!

"Ahem~ Actually, Thirteen is quite tight-lipped, so you don't need to worry."

Su Chen suppressed a laugh.

Because he had already seen a lark fly over from outside.

"Tsk tsk tsk!~~~"

"Oh dear! What a pity! What a pity!" Yu Hao held the papers in his hands, letting them flutter in the air. "Hmm... how should I put it?"

"Oh~~~ It should be, 'If you don't work hard when you're young, you'll regret it when you're old.'"

"Poof!~"

Su Chen burst out laughing.

Yu Hao's tone, actions, and expressions were absolutely hilarious.

Especially his finger.

Simply amazing.

Lu Qiaochuan almost laughed out loud, but Ren Yifan was still beside him, so he was too embarrassed to laugh in front of him.

"He's actually quite hardworking."

Yu Hao waved his hands: "Class monitor, do you have anything better? Preferably something more artistic!"

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, for ye may ye have no flowers left to pluck!"

"Hahaha~ Where's Su Chen! Where's Su Chen~~" Yu Hao waved his hands: "How about we also send a poem to the young and promising Mr. Ren?"

"Hmm..." Su Chen thought for a moment: "A fine sword is forged through tempering, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from bitter cold!"

Believe in yourself, you can do it!

"Hahaha! Hahaha! Extra! Extra!!"

Ren Yifan watched Yu Hao's departing figure.

He then asked Su Chen and Ren Yifan, "Are you satisfied now?"

"Ahem, there's really nothing more for me to do here. Can I leave now?" Su Chen lifted his leg to leave.

Ren Yifan quickly stopped him: "The more people there are, the more help you can give me some ideas."

Lu Qiaochuan: "Have you checked with someone?"

"Of course! That's exactly what I'm looking for..."

Su Chen was quite curious about who it was, but Lu Qiaochuan stopped him, saying, "We're not interested in hearing who that person is."

Do you know when it started?

Ren Yifan thought for a moment: "It probably started after we came back from the last comic convention."

"Those men really scared me."

"Poof!~"

Su Chen suppressed her laughter.

"Laugh if you want, it's too late now, I'm already disgraced."

"Hahaha~" Su Chen laughed out loud, and then said, "But since the doctor said it's a psychological problem, of course I should see a psychologist."

"A psychologist?" Ren Yifan's eyes lit up: "You're so nice, so rich, and so handsome."

"You surely wouldn't have the heart to make a patient with erectile dysfunction pay for it, would you?"

"No~" (Okay)

Su Chen raised an eyebrow at Lu Qiaochuan: "It's free, and you definitely won't feel awkward."

Ren Yifan: ? ? ?

The more I listen, the more I feel like something bad is going to happen.

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Classroom 104.