Through the Window: Lin Luoxue's Lazy Cousin

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"Never skip class."

Ye Jiping looked at them seriously and said, "These teachers are very strict. If you don't show up for roll call more than twice, your class grade will be zero."

"In that case, you will only have a chance to pass if you write a perfect score on the exam."

"Compared to other things, it's not worth it."

Everyone looked at the photo above.

I was in a trance for a while.

"What are you still looking at! Take notes!" Ye Jiping looked at them, his face full of helplessness: "If my teacher had given me this information back then, I wouldn't have failed in my sophomore year..."

"Oh!~~" Everyone laughed and cheered.

"Teacher Ye~ I never imagined you were such a mischievous person in college~" Yu Hao teased from below.

"Of course!" Now that things were out in the open, Ye Jiping stopped pretending: "Did you think what I said in the car was just to fool you?"

"Back then, I was also..."

"Teacher Ye, you're not even thirty yet!" Xiao Haiyang shouted loudly, "Why are you just like my dad, so fond of reminiscing about the old days?"

"Is this premature aging?"

"Get lost!" Ye Jiping rolled his eyes. "Hurry up and memorize it! Otherwise, when I turn the page, it'll be gone!"

Lu Qiaochuan waved his phone: "Teacher Ye, we've all taken the photos..."

"Yeah~"

"Modern technology is amazing~ Back in the day..." Ye Jiping's eyes darted around: "Never mind, let's move on to the next item."

"Hahaha!~~" Everyone burst out laughing.

But next second.

Everyone's expression froze.

Because they saw that Ye Jiping had an extra banana and a condom in his hand.

Everyone felt a little awkward for a moment.

Although we are all adults.

Even if you haven't experienced these things yourself, you've probably seen them in various short videos.

It was very enjoyable to watch.

But it's still a bit awkward to actually meet someone in real life.

Looking at his classmates' expressions, Ye Jiping smiled and said, "It seems everyone knows what I have in my hand."

"However, I still want to tell you how to use it."

"Well... we don't need to!" Xiao Haiyang tilted his head back. "We can all read the instructions ourselves."

"Yeah, Teacher Ye~" Yu Hao pulled his collar up to cover half his face: "Isn't it a little inappropriate to talk about this here~"

"That's right, Teacher Ye!" everyone shouted in unison.

"It's precisely because you think this kind of thing isn't suitable to talk about that I'm even more determined to talk about it." Ye Jiping rolled his eyes at them: "You guys actually read the instruction manual?"

"When you were freshmen and bought your cameras, who among you read the instruction manual completely? Raise your hand so I can see."

Everyone: "..."

That thing is smelly and long.

Who would go back to check it out if they had nothing to do?

They don't have a reading addiction.

"See? So, I still have to teach you a thing or two."

Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, Ye Jiping completed a demonstration using a banana.

The crowd stopped making a fuss.

I just want this part to pass quickly.

But who knew?

Ye Jiping took another one out of his bag and said with a wicked grin, "I just demonstrated it. Does anyone want to try it out?"

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you.

They all lowered their heads and remained silent.

On the girl's desk.

Everyone turned to look at Su Chen.

Without him.

Because he was the only man there, and he had a girlfriend.

Xu Lianqiao looked at Lin Luoxue: "Does he know how to use it?"

"Maybe~" Lin Luoxue tilted her head and looked at Su Chen: "I've never used it before."

"Do you want to go up and learn something?"

Su Chen: "..."

In a flash, he saw Li Shuci next to him, eager to try.

It seems they wanted to push him up.

Su Chen immediately called out, "Teacher Ye, I think the class monitor has some ideas, let's have him go up and demonstrate."

"Yes, yes, yes!! The class monitor will do!"

"I also think the class monitor is capable, keep it up!!"

"Go, Squad Leader Lu!!"

Lu Qiaochuan was completely bewildered by the cheers of these people.

Then he quickly waved his hand: "I don't want to demonstrate."

"Oh my~ Squad Leader Lu, what a great opportunity~" Yu Hao said coquettishly from the side, "It just so happens that you are still a virgin, which will come in handy in the future."

"What's wrong with virgins! Don't virgins have human rights?" Lu Qiaochuan said confidently, "I already understand it, I don't need to go up and demonstrate."

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There are some things to do at home tomorrow, it might be past midnight...

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"A virgin, huh?" Ye Jiping pushed up his glasses. "That way you'll have to work even harder, otherwise what if someone dies in the future?"

"Human lives? It can't be that terrifying, can it?" some people wondered.

"This life is not the same as that life; it's a small life~"

Everyone suddenly understood.

Driving on this awful road? No wonder you're a teacher.

after awhile.

Seeing that Lu Qiaochuan still hadn't moved, the others began to urge him on.

"Class monitor, just go! The worst that can happen is you get yourself killed!"

"That's right, don't worry, I'll take care of your wife!"

"Get out of my way, you traitor Cao!"

"Everyone curses Cao Cao, everyone is Cao Cao."

"Cao Cao! Keep it up!!"

"..."

The class immediately erupted in shouts.

Fortunately, there were no other classes studying around their classroom, otherwise they would definitely have been scolded.

"Squad leader, you should go!" Yu Hao encouraged from the side.

“Yes, go ahead.” Xiao Haiyang laughed. “It’ll be quick, just a snap, and it’ll be done.”

"It's good that we can still save some money."

Bi Shisan nodded: "Learning more about this kind of thing won't hurt; it might come in handy in the future."

"Hey~ since everyone wants you to come up here," Ye Jiping said with a smile, pushing up his glasses. "After it's over, I can give you a few packs, every little bit helps~"

"I'm so envious of the class monitor! Hahaha!" Jiang Yunming laughed from behind.

"Don't be envious, you can do it too." Ye Jiping looked at Jiang Yunming: "Remember to come up and demonstrate in a bit."