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Inside.
It contains his infamous quotes about being a scumbag in the dating scene.
For this event.
He gave it his all!
"I...am ready too..."
...
Two hours later.
The crowd gathered around the pot.
Glazed eyes.
The eyes are empty.
"You've been talking for so long, aren't you hungry?" Ren Yifan's throat was burning, but he found that no one on the table had touched their food.
The people in this dorm are terrifying.
Xiao Haiyang sprayed the tissue paper out and smelled it: "Actually, the smell of hot pot doesn't seem that bad."
"But Su Chen specifically told us not to eat it before he left."
"So, should we listen to him?"
Everyone looked at the hotpot and shook their heads, saying, "Let's listen to him next time."
Lu Qiaochuan rubbed his temples: "You guys are really something else."
"Not only did you listen to my first and second memorials on the expedition, but my voice became hoarse, yet you remained unmoved."
“We’re all used to it.” Ren Yifan cleared his throat. “We’ve heard your sentimental poems a lot before, so we’re used to it.”
"If we're talking about impressive, Bi Shisan is truly remarkable. He wrote the biographies of the authors for a total of six books!!!"
"Hmph," Bi Shisan said proudly, "This is actually just the beginning. If you hadn't interrupted me, I would have had more than twenty books to talk about."
"Then there's their catalog."
Everyone: "..."
"So, do we want to eat?" Ren Yifan looked at the hot pot in front of him, somewhat reluctant.
"I wonder if it's because I've been in the dorm too long," Lu Qiaochuan said, looking at everyone. "The smell doesn't seem so strong anymore."
“But our ingredients have been sitting for so long, they must have gone bad by now,” Yu Hao said, looking at the group.
“Hey~” Xiao Haiyang started to explain his twisted logic: “The reason why hot pot is called hot pot is that as long as you put the ingredients in and boil them, it can kill bacteria.”
"The same principle applies to mushrooms, which can be eaten once cooked."
Bi Shisan corrected, "These two are not the same bacteria."
“Actually, it’s not that we can’t eat it,” Lu Qiaochuan said with a sigh. “It’s just that our eating utensils haven’t been washed, so they must be covered with a lot of bacteria.”
"It would be great if there were new ones."
Yes!
Xiao Haiyang took out a new set of bowls and chopsticks from the snakeskin bag.
"Great! Let's eat!"
...
Plug it in.
Open the pot.
The boiling steam quickly filled the entire dormitory room.
Looking at the angry bubbles in the pot.
A smile appeared on everyone's face.
"In that case, the bacteria must have been completely killed, right?" Lu Qiaochuan asked, trying to deceive himself.
“That’s a must,” Xiao Haiyang said confidently.
"Let's cook!" Bi Shisan looked at them. "Whether it's poisonous or not, we'll only know after we try it."
"We have thus appeared for the sake of truth."
Just as they were about to pick up their chopsticks...
"Whoa!!~"
As soon as Jiang Yunming opened the door, the stench inside almost pushed him out.
"Wow, it really is your dorm!"
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"Do you even know that because of you, the whole corridor stinks?!" Jiang Yunming exclaimed, his voice filled with sorrow. He glanced at the hot pot and almost vomited again: "You were all so scared that you ate it???"
"Are you even human???"
"Where's Su Chen?" Jiang Yunming asked, tilting his head. "I just don't believe he could eat something like this!"
“He’s out on business,” Bi Shisan replied calmly. “If you need to find him, you can call him.”
"As expected, they're not here." Jiang Yunming pointed at them: "Aren't you afraid of food poisoning?"
"Who said we were going to eat?" Lu Qiaochuan quickly stood up to explain, "We just...we just..."
I really can't think of a good reason right now.
"We just want to melt all that oil on top so it'll be easier to scrub the pot, you know?" Xiao Haiyang chimed in.
"And you're still holding chopsticks in your hands?"
"Chopsticks are for cleaning, of course!" Lu Qiaochuan pointed at the table: "Can't you see how messy this place is?"
“We were just about to take them out to wash when you happened to see us.”
"If you hadn't been wasting our time here, we would have already finished showering and come back, understand?"
"Still washing up?" Jiang Yunming looked at them. "You'd better be telling the truth."
"Otherwise, if Su Chen isn't here, there'll be no one to call 120 for you."
"Ugh~" Jiang Yunming turned and ran away. If he didn't run away...
He might just throw up.
Close the gate.
Lu Qiaochuan sat back down.
Looking at the boiling hot pot, my previously resolute heart couldn't help but waver slightly: "So, do we still want to eat?"
"The brave dare to be the first in the world."
...
Inspection Bureau.
Su Chen was playing a mobile game with Lin Luoxue and the others.
They really scammed me so badly my scalp tingled.
But they withstood the pressure and won the game.
“I knew it! I do have a knack for gaming!” Roes looked at Su Chen. “Right?”
"Su Chen is still more powerful~" Li Shuci's cheeks flushed. As a support character, she had died the most here.
"Cousin, you're amazing! You killed so many people in one game!" Lin Luoxue praised, suppressing a laugh.
no way.
Their combined record is too eye-catching.
Two people were killed in total.
The total number of deaths reached a staggering fifty.
If it weren't for Su Chen bringing him along...
It was probably reported and shut down a long time ago.
"Actually, playing mobile games is not very interesting. Let's play board games instead." Su Chen said helplessly. He was so bored today that he played a couple of games with them, but it felt like he had just gone through a disaster.
Each round is getting harder than the last.
It feels even more tiring than going to school.
I will never touch mobile games again.
Lin Luoxue covered her mouth and chuckled, "Oh my, so there are things that even my cousin finds difficult?"