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“That’s to be expected,” Su Chen replied.
"Huh?" Ren Yifan thought he had misheard.
Su Chen rolled over and said calmly, "Serves you right. Live this week carefree and don't do anything related to work or study."
"Hiss~" Ren Yifan looked at him: "How do you manage to pick up girls when you're so lazy?"
Ren Yifan opened the marker.
He also wrote his own name on it.
Ren Yifan: I want to find true love!
"Then go look for them!" Lu Qiaochuan asked, puzzled. "This is a boys' dormitory, there are definitely no girls here."
Ren Yifan closed his pen: "I only said I would look for it, I didn't say I would look for it this week."
Xiao Haiyang laughed and said, "So you know how to leave yourself some room for maneuver?"
"What else can we do?" Ren Yifan looked at them, utterly pessimistic: "Because I feel like I was cursed by the god of laziness the moment I arrived at your dorm."
"I have a feeling that no matter what goals I set for this week, they are impossible to achieve."
"I'm going for a run tomorrow!" Lu Qiaochuan said earnestly. "We'll get up at six o'clock tomorrow morning and set off!"
Yu Hao: "I've already booked my train ticket for tomorrow!"
Xiao Haiyang: "I'll wash the bed sheets as long as they don't eat hot pot!"
Bi Shisan: "I'll start working after I finish watching these movies."
Su Chen: "Goal achieved~"
Everyone: "..."
Ren Yifan shook his head: "I really want to take a picture of you guys right now and post it in the group chat."
"Let those girls see your most authentic side."
"Okay, okay~" Yu Hao got up and stood in front of Su Chen's bed: "Quickly take a picture of Brother Hao."
"While this lazy bum is still asleep, Brother Hao's charm will definitely crush him!"
Ren Yifan didn't waste any words.
Although he never formally studied photography, he was a womanizer for many years.
I've also developed a knack for photographing people.
Snap! ~
The flash went off.
Yu Hao and Su Chen appeared on the phone at the same time.
[Ren Yifan: @All members, take a look at this week's most authentic life~ (photo.JPG)]
[Zhong Bai: Haha, Su Chen is sleeping so soundly.]
[Lin Luoxue: This guy, as long as he's not in trouble, can sleep for days and nights without a problem.]
[Li Shuci: Su Chen is amazing!]
[Ye Muqi: Waaaaah~ Why are they resting while I'm still in class! This isn't fair!]
Roes: If you skip class, you can have it just as easy as they do.
[Ye Muqi: Really? Then I'd like to try too.]
[Han Fei: No, you don't want to.]
[Yu Hao: Oh my god! ~You guys only noticed Su Chen? Didn't anyone notice Hao-ge next to him?]
[Lin Luoxue: Oh! That's Brother Hao! I thought he was a model Ren Yifan had hired.]
[Li Shuci: Hao-ge is so handsome!]
【…】
Ren Yifan waved his phone: "So, anyone else want to take a photo with me?"
"Forget it." Everyone resolutely refused.
Upon seeing the message, the group of people who were initially eager to take a group photo decisively abandoned their idea.
nonsense.
Even when they're sleeping, they get the most attention.
Such a blow.
They can't afford it.
"Hey!" Lu Qiaochuan patted the bedside: "Comrades, we can't keep wasting our time!"
"We need to pull ourselves together!"
“I agree!” Xiao Haiyang suggested, “After San’er finishes watching Tiny Times, we won’t watch any more movies.”
"Hmm!" Lu Qiaochuan nodded. "Very good suggestion, please continue."
"It's raining outside, so we can't go anywhere," Xiao Haiyang said with a smile. "How about we play some games together?"
"..." Lu Qiaochuan lowered his head helplessly. He shouldn't have had any expectations of Xiao Haiyang: "What's the difference between this and playing a game?!"
"The biggest difference between me and you bunch of losers is that I never play games," Yu Hao said with absolute certainty.
"As soon as the rain stops, I'm going out hunting." Ren Yifan didn't plan to play games with them here.
People are not as good as the sky.
in a blink.
Three hours passed.
I've finished watching all of Bi Shisan's Tiny Times series.
The rain outside showed no sign of stopping.
resignedly.
Everyone sat down, holding their laptops.
Su Chen: "..."
"So, why did you drag me down when you were playing the game?"
“Playing games is more fun when there are many people around,” Xiao Haiyang explained. “Besides, playing games doesn’t affect your ability to achieve your goals, and you can also have fun with everyone.”
"Why not!"
Ren Yifan nodded: "Maximize the amount of happiness!"
"Hehe." Su Chen chuckled dryly.
Ren Yifan is really starting to resemble Lu Ziqiao more and more.
Even the lines are starting to sound similar again.
"Alright, now let me tell you, my favorite game is actually called Tianyu, but unfortunately Yu Hao's computer doesn't have a Windows system, so we can only find some trashy browser game to play."
"Oh my god~" Yu Hao rolled his eyes: "Who knew you bought an Apple all-in-one computer that actually has a dual operating system inside?"
"Can't you hide 3+2 cookies better than you?"
Su Chen looked at the browser game they were about to play.
For some reason, I thought of that line, "I'm Zha Zha Hui~ If you're a brother, come and chop me up~"
It's so addictive.
Xiao Haiyang clicked the mouse and said, "In this game, you can level up just by clicking around and doing some quests."
Let's level up quickly, and once we reach level 60, we'll activate Kill Mode!
"We would camp out in the wilderness at level 60, and if anyone came near, we would gang up on them and beat them up."
Lu Qiaochuan asked in confusion, "What's so exciting about you?"
"Think about it," Xiao Haiyang said with a strange laugh, "In this game, you can only leave the newbie village at level 60. As soon as they leave the village, they are surrounded and beaten to death by a group of people, then they are resurrected, then they leave the village again, and are surrounded and beaten to death again, and then they are resurrected again."
"Aren't you frustrated?"
Ren Yifan has gradually grasped the "satisfaction" he was talking about.
"I'm depressed." Lu Qiaochuan was still a little confused.
“There’s something even more frustrating to come,” Xiao Haiyang laughed. “You can only speak when you reach level 100 in this game. That means this guy we’re ganging up on will never level up and will never be able to speak. Can you believe how frustrating that is?”
Ren Yifan laughed and said, "Depressed!"
Others gradually realized what the fun was in doing it.
They gradually became excited.
"Alright everyone, level up quickly! Gather at the village entrance at level 60!"
Su Chen twitched his lips.