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"It's truly pathetic and lamentable!"
217: Masked thugs broke into my dorm just to steal my cookies? I believe it! (Thanks for subscribing)
"Hmph~ Serves them right for starving~"
As soon as I turned around, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach.
Yu Hao clutched his stomach, his expression contorted: "My God! It's just a little bit of boiled meat!"
"Is this little bit of spice enough to give Hao-ge diarrhea?"
Gulu! ~
"I can't take it anymore!" Yu Hao grabbed a tissue and ran out.
Just went out.
Yu Hao ran back again.
Pick up the cookie.
"One, two, three, four, ~ five."
Then he said, "I've counted the cookies, there are five left, so don't you dare eat them!"
He then picked up another piece and popped it into his mouth: "There are four pieces left now."
After saying this.
My stomach felt like it was churning inside me; in this critical moment, I couldn't care less about being elegant.
He took off running towards the toilet.
After Yu Hao left.
Xiao Haiyang and Lu Qiaochuan turned around.
His eyes were fixed on the bag of cookies on the table.
Lu Qiaochuan asked, "Just now, didn't Brother Hao say there were four more pieces inside?"
“There are exactly four of us,” Xiao Haiyang asked. “Is he implying that we should each take one piece?”
Su Chen: "Then why did he specifically remind us not to steal food?"
"Playing hard to get!" x2
"Even if you can fool yourselves, can you fool Brother Hao?" Su Chen looked at the two of them: "Cheating is shameful!"
"Eat on the sly?"
Xiao Haiyang said, "If we finish it all, it won't be considered stealing, right?"
Lu Qiaochuan nodded: "That makes sense."
Su Chen: "..."
This roommate is really shameless when it comes to getting some snacks.
...
After half an hour.
Yu Hao returned to his dormitory.
Open the door.
I saw Xiao Haiyang and Lu Qiaochuan lying on the ground.
"Ah!!!" Yu Hao quickly squatted down: "What's wrong with you guys?!?"
Has a thief broken into the dorm?!
"Ahem!~" Xiao Haiyang coughed twice, struggling to get up, and said, "Brother Hao, while you were in the bathroom, a thief broke into the dorm!!!"
“Yes, that’s right~~” Lu Qiaochuan stretched his hand into the air: “He has the courage of ten thousand men, is born with double pupils, and has an aura that is domineering and unparalleled! He can be called a living Lu Bu in the human world.”
"The two of us fought him for three hundred rounds, but in the end... we still lost!"
"What!!!!"
Yu Hao stared at Lu Qiaochuan in shock: "Why would such a notorious thief come to our dorm?!"
"Him!!!" Lu Qiaochuan pointed at Yu Hao's table, where the 3+2 pack of cookies was completely empty: "He came in and stole your cookies!!! Cough cough cough!!!"
Yu Hao: "..."
"Really?" Yu Hao asked with some doubt.
"You don't believe me?!" Xiao Haiyang said indignantly, "Do you think we're the kind of people who would give up our dignity for two lemon-flavored 3+2 snacks?"
"Although the taste is good, we are both people with pride!"
"Pfft~" Su Chen lay on the bed, listening to the two's affectionate lines.
I almost burst out laughing.
Who would believe this nonsense?
"As long as you're both alright." Hearing their conversation, Yu Hao decided to help them up: "It's just a few cookies."
Su Chen: "..."
You actually believed that?
Yu Hao moved a stool and sat down next to Lu Qiaochuan: "Then can you tell me the details of what happened?"
“Of course.” Lu Qiaochuan cleared his throat and said seriously, “Just now, less than half a minute after you left, a dark figure wearing golden armor and holding a halberd kicked open our dormitory door.”
"At this time, Su Chen was already asleep, and Thirteen had no fighting power, so Haiyang and I stood up and asked him who the visitors were."
"The other side didn't answer, and instead unleashed a powerful attack on the two of us, but unfortunately, their casting was too slow, and we..."
...
The dormitory for second-year female students.
"Huh huh huh~~"
"Zhong Bai~ are you alright?" Li Shuci was a little worried after hearing Zhong Bai groaning for two hours.
Did they eat something bad?
"Hehehe~" Lin Luoxue laughed: "She just ate too much and is digesting it over there."
"Oh~" Hearing that everything was alright, Li Shuci turned back.
Lin Luoxue took out two pills and handed them to Zhong Bai: "These are for digestion; they'll make you feel better."
"Hehehe~" Zhong Bai didn't stand on ceremony and picked it up to eat.
We're halfway there.
Zhong Bai stopped and asked, "Where did you buy this medicine?"
"Given to me by my cousin."
"Then don't eat."
"Why are you getting angry with him?" Lin Luoxue walked to her side. "Whenever he's bored, doesn't he just like to tease people?"
"Doesn't he often beat me too?"
"That's not the same at all." Zhong Bai tried to sit up, but after swaying twice, he couldn't get up and could only stay in the same position. He said fiercely, "Who told him to say I'm fat!"
“That’s really going too far.” Li Shuci looked over again: “But why did he say that?”
"It was just pulling me up once," Zhong Bai retorted. "Am I that heavy?"
"Luo Xue, pull me up."
Lin Luoxue stepped forward and supported Zhong Bai with both hands.
Hard.
Neither of them moved.
Zhong Bai: "..."
Lin Luoxue: "..."
"Hmm~" Zhong Bai chuckled dryly, "It must be because I wasn't prepared. Let's try again!"
Lin Luoxue exerted more force.
The two remained the same.
"..." This time, Zhong Bai didn't speak, but silently swallowed the stomach medicine in his hand.
Lin Luoxue nodded.
I sat back down.
Everything was as if nothing had happened.