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214: Yu Hao: I don't usually make personal attacks, but I couldn't hold back! (Thanks for subscribing)
"Where's President Xu?! I need to see him!!!" Li Jingning glared at Su Chen and the others: "These days, anyone can get behind the scenes, it's outrageous!"
"Do you know that only members of our drama club are allowed here?!"
“I know~” Lin Luoxue slowly stepped forward and walked up to her: “We are also actors invited by the drama club.”
Bi Shisan: "I am a tree."
Anjie: "I am another tree."
Zhong Bai, Ren Yifan, and Lu Qiaochuan: "We are substitutes who are just following along."
Su Chen patted Li Shuci's shoulder twice and laughed, "I'm the substitute for the male lead."
“And I’m the substitute for the female lead.” Lin Luoxue stepped forward again: “What? Are there any outsiders here now?”
"You!!!" Li Jingning was forced to take two steps back by Lin Luoxue's imposing aura.
Yu Hao applauded as he watched.
"What do you want?" Zhang Pengshuai, who had been standing silently to the side, stepped forward and shouted as he saw Li Jingning back in fright, "Are you trying to cause trouble?!"
"Believe it or not, I can make one phone call and dozens of people will come to my aid!"
Bi Shisan extended his right hand: "You can try."
"Huh?" Zhang Pengshuai never expected the other party to say such a thing.
He then sneered, "I don't know whether to call you naive or stupid. You've only been at school for less than a year and a half, and you dare to provoke us third-year students."
"I'll teach you a lesson today!"
"Su Chen~" Li Shuci tugged at Su Chen's clothes.
"It's alright," Su Chen said with a smile. "He couldn't get anyone to come today."
Seeing Su Chen's unusually confident expression, Zhang Pengshuai felt a little uncertain, but he still stubbornly took out his phone.
I found a phone number called "377" and dialed it.
But there was no cell phone signal, and I couldn't get through on the phone.
That's when he found out.
The other side was actually prepared!
And at this time.
Su Chen had already walked up behind him and put a hand on his shoulder: "Do you like riding drop towers?"
"What?" Zhang Pengshuai didn't even have a chance to react this time before Su Chen sent him flying.
"what!!!!"
[Zhang Pengshuai's resentment level: 999!]
"Fuck!!!"
[Zhang Pengshuai's resentment level: 999!]
"Damn it!"
[Zhang Pengshuai's resentment level: 999!]
"..."
[...]
A piercing scream echoed through the backstage area.
The others looked horrified, while Zhong Bai looked envious.
I really want to go up and play!
However, without Yu Hao's support this time, it was truly a straight up and down.
This is much scarier than a drop tower.
Moreover, they had no protective gear whatsoever.
Seeing this, Li Jingning reached out to grab Su Chen's arm.
"what!"
Yu Hao stepped forward and slapped her hand away, looking at her with disdain: "Brother Hao, I hate it most in my life to criticize someone based on their appearance, because I think that's an insult to their character."
"But I finally couldn't hold back today!"
Yu Hao took a deep breath, suddenly opened his eyes and stared at him, and quickly said, "You're wearing a hundred-yuan foundation, a fifty-yuan lipstick, and a hundred-and-fifty-yuan perfume."
"My hair was dyed for fifty yuan, and my top was a 300 yuan off-season item from last summer. My leggings and shoes cost less than two hundred yuan in total."
"You don't even have a thousand yuan on you, what gives you the audacity to bully Shuci?"
"What do you mean!" Li Jingning shouted, "Who said I'm not even worth a thousand!"
"Oh, sorry, I wasn't paying attention."
Yu Hao took a closer look, took a deep breath, and retorted again: "The double eyelids were done with 300 yuan sutures, the nose was probably implanted, it looks like it cost several hundred yuan, the chin was shaved, and there was hyaluronic acid and fat filling in the face."
"As for other places~" Yu Hao's gaze shifted downwards, and Li Jingning covered her chest with both hands, taking two steps back, trying to avoid Yu Hao's terrifying gaze.
"Tch~" Yu Hao rolled his eyes at her actions: "Don't think of me as having such poor taste, okay?"
"Hao-ge has absolutely no interest in a cyborg like you~"
"You, you, you!!!" Li Jingning pointed at Yu Hao, furious.
This is far more damaging than Li Shuci's words just now.
She was so angry she felt like she was going to explode on the spot.
But it's not over yet.
"Oh my god!!!"
Yu Hao pointed at Li Jingning with a shocked expression: "You even have forehead wrinkles!!!"
"what!!!!"
Unable to bear Yu Hao's sharp tongue, Li Jingning screamed and ran away.
Everyone stared at this scene blankly.
For a moment, I didn't know what emotion to use to express my feelings.
This guy.
Did they allocate all their intelligence to other areas?
Is this still a person?
This is even scarier than a CT scan!
after awhile.
Then everyone started to applaud.
"Brother Hao!" Lin Luoxue gave a thumbs up: "Awesome!"
"Of course~"
"Don't you even know who I am?" Yu Hao flicked his hair, but the old lark was gone.
"Who is it?" Ren Yifan asked in confusion, "The CT scan expert?"
"I can understand clothes and perfume, I can understand double eyelids and noses, but how do you tell if a chin has been shaved, or if there's fat grafting or hyaluronic acid injections in the face?"
"Experience." Yu Hao pointed to his eyes with both fingers: "Based on my years of experience tracking celebrity gossip!"
Upon hearing this, Lu Qiaochuan clapped even louder.
really.
When God closes a door, he opens a window.
Hao Ge's talent.
Sure enough, they ordered everything from other places.
Xiao Haiyang couldn't help but sigh, "If we really go on blind dates in the future, as long as we bring Yu Hao along, we can tell at a glance whether the other person is an artificial human or not."
“That’s a given,” Yu Hao laughed. “Just by scanning the face with my eyes, I can tell whether the other person has had any work done.”
Ren Yifan leaned closer and whispered, "Brother Hao, take a look at the three beauties here. Do you see anything strange about them?"
"Of course not."
Yu Hao raised his voice two octaves: "Your question is blatant contempt for the younger girls, okay?"
"We are all naturally beautiful, okay?"
"Sisters, go and scratch him to death!"