Through the Window: Lin Luoxue's Lazy Cousin

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on the big screen.

Jiang Yunming took a selfie in front of a mirror with his camera.

However, the background of his figure looked more like a hotel toilet.

"Tell me, what part of this photo of yours did he put his heart into?"

“I…” Jiang Yunming’s eyes darted around: “This photo of me looks to you like something I took casually when I came out of the toilet.”

"But there are actually a lot of principles involved in photography."

First, the light was dim and yellow, and I stood under the light, which perfectly separated the light sources. This is an application of the golden ratio.

As for me, this photo was taken after I finished relieving myself. My expression is natural yet relaxed, perfectly capturing the candid moments that Teacher Ye taught us about last semester...

What he did was to apply what he had learned to the fullest extent, and that is what he did...

"That's enough! Sixty-five points." Ye Jiping quickly stopped him: "If you keep going, my teaching career may come to an end with you."

"Thank you, teacher. Thank you, everyone."

Ren Yifan, sitting in the last row, sincerely applauded Jiang Yunming.

That's eloquence.

It would be a shame not to go into their field.

Hearing the applause, Ye Jiping looked over and smiled, "I didn't expect the class monitor to bring his own model."

Ren Yifan: ? ? ?

Ye Jiping announced directly: "Now, I will directly announce the second place in our class who has no scruples, our class monitor, Lu Qiaochuan."

Lu Qiaochuan quickly stood up to defend himself: "How could it be me! I put a lot of effort into my photos too!"

"So, let's share some heartfelt photos from our class monitor?"

"and many more!"

“The essence of this photo of mine is…” Lu Qiaochuan glanced at Ren Yifan: “Don’t look back.”

"Come on, everyone, keep your eyes glued to the screen."

Everyone stared wide-eyed at the screen.

"Teacher Ye, you can put the photos in now!"

Lu Qiaochuan quietly moved to the aisle. Everyone, don't blink! "Three, two, one, look!"

The sound fell.

Ren Yifan's extremely distorted markings appeared clearly on the screen.

Everyone was stunned for a moment.

He burst into laughter instantly.

"Haha, what's going on? Did you eat wasabi?"

"That expression is just like he ate a can of fish, it's hilarious."

"Ren Yifan has been publicly executed~ That's so tragic~"

After everyone finished laughing, they all turned to look at Ren Yifan.

Ren Yifan's expression was extremely distorted at this moment.

It's basically the same as the photo.

It is so vivid.

"Lu Qiaochuan! You've ruined my image!!!"

"and many more!!!"

Seeing that Ren Yifan was about to attack, Lu Qiaochuan quickly called for a stop.

"Don't you want to hear why I took this photo and submitted it?"

Ren Yifan stopped and asked, "Why?"

Lu Qiaochuan pushed him aside, composed himself, and calmly bowed to Ye Jiping.

"At the time, I was looking for the most ferocious-looking face in the city."

“And this model,” Lu Qiaochuan pulled Ren Yifan in front of him, “was on the verge of being dumped and not wanting to be dumped.”

"The expression in this photo is meant to convey a postmodern pessimism: 'Don't look back, for your youth has faded, leaving only empty sorrow...'"

"Stop! Sixty-five points."

"Thank you, teacher."

"Is there anything else you want to ask?" Lu Qiaochuan asked Ren Yifan.

"I feel like I should beat you up, so you stand here and don't move, let me beat you up first."

"Wait!" Lu Qiaochuan stopped him again, turning his face to the side so he could see Ye Jiping and the photo: "The meaning in your photo has already been given a passing grade by our beloved Teacher Ye."

"In other words, its meaning has been verified by authoritative figures."

Lu Qiaochuan looked at him: "Shouldn't you feel proud?!"

"In the future, this photo of yours may very well appear in an exhibition hall!"

"is it?"

"But something just feels off about that place."

"Don't worry, would I lie to you?" Lu Qiaochuan pressed him back down: "Sit down quickly, don't disturb Teacher Ye from continuing to release the photos."

Ye Jiping wiped away the cold sweat.

It was clearly me criticizing their photos.

But why do I suddenly feel like I'm being publicly executed by them again?

Moreover, he was clearly being praised.

But why does this feeling hurt even more than being criticized?

Putting aside these distracting thoughts, Ye Jiping continued, "Next up is the number one shameless way to deal with it."

As soon as these words came out.

Most of the people below lowered their heads, not daring to look at him.

Jiang Yunming and Lu Qiaochuan, on the other hand, stood tall and proud.

Because they had already determined that this first place had nothing to do with them.

The two even nodded to each other in mutual appreciation.

I added some gas.

"Look at you all, your guilty faces! If you knew this would happen, why did you do it in the first place?"

"I'll give zero points to the person who's shameless in their dealings with others, and sixty points to everyone else!"

"Even if you admit it now, I will still give you a score of 60. I am now giving you the right to choose."

"If someone thinks they are the best candidate and raises their hand, I will still give them a score of 60."

Looking at their expressions, Ye Jiping felt that all his teaching from last year had been in vain.

Everything was wiped out after the holiday.

Heart hurts.

Thinking about how I'll be going abroad next semester, and not wanting to leave them with a bad impression, I sighed and said, "Forget it, this grade might stay with you for life. If any of you want to study abroad, it might become an insurmountable obstacle for you."

"I will give you all a passing grade."

“OHOHOHOHOH!!!”

Everyone cheered immediately, after all, it was university.

Sixty points is all I need, okay?

Moreover, this is during a holiday, so getting 60 points is already quite good.

"Teacher Ye, let us see the first place winner who's been shamelessly cheating!" Ren Yifan said from the back. "I can't wait to see what kind of photo it is that can be even worse than mine."

"That photo was taken by Thirteen."

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Ye Jiping displayed Bi Shisan's photo on the big screen.

Wow!

The crowd looked on, and a commotion erupted.

The photo clearly shows Bi Shisan eating with chopsticks, and the image quality is even somewhat blurry.

It doesn't even look like it was taken with a camera.

"Wow! I can handle this, but there's someone even bolder than me!" Jiang Yunming exclaimed in surprise.