Through the Window: Lin Luoxue's Lazy Cousin

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"Cough cough cough~" Zeng Xiaoxian choked and chuckled twice: "Hehehe~ The words are rough but the meaning is correct, that's roughly the idea~."

Xiao Haiyang nodded: "According to you, this Uncle Qiao seems quite like Ren Yifan."

"Who is Ren Yifan? Is he handsome?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

"Whether he's handsome or not is a matter of opinion," Xiao Haiyang said seriously. "His 'scumbag' vibe is very close."

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Your classmates?"

Xiao Haiyang nodded: "He only took two semesters to have over a hundred girlfriends."

Su Chen: "However, Ren Yifan's rank is a bit lower."

Xiao Haiyang: "What do you mean?"

Su Chen: "Because Ren Yifan uses his real name, while our Uncle Ziqiao uses his nickname."

"Lu Xiaobu".

Xiao Haiyang gave a thumbs-up, indicating his approval.

You guys really know how to have fun.

...

in the following time.

Different types of women came to Su Chen's side, wanting to strike up a conversation with him.

Su Chen politely declined them all.

Some people could tell that Su Chen was a student.

I guessed he might not like mature women.

Then gave up.

But some people changed into a cosplay school uniform and came in.

She sat down next to Su Chen and said in that high-pitched voice, "Handsome guy~~ I'm a student too, can we 'chat' a bit?"

"Sure~" Before she could even express her joy, Su Chen asked, "Are you in high school or college?"

"Uh..." The woman was clearly not expected to be asked this question, and replied, "University... University."

Su Chen: "Oh, what was your major in college?"

"History major?" This woman was clearly struggling to keep up.

Su Chen: "Really? I don't believe it."

Woman: ? ? ?

Actually, at this point she was already at a loss for what to do next.

But it was a rare opportunity to exchange a few words with the handsome guy.

How could I give up like this?

"Actually, you can 'test' me~" The voice was affected and carried an indescribable meaning.

Hearing this, Xiao Haiyang and Zeng Xiaoxian both felt a chill.

I got goosebumps all over my body.

I didn't expect that.

A single sentence can be so devastating.

"Among historical figures from ancient times, who was nearsighted?" Su Chen completely ignored her voice.

What a joke, Su Chen managed to withstand Lin Luoxue's voice.

Would you be bothered by such a sound?

The woman was completely stunned.

Even though I'm not a history major, I know this isn't a history question at all, okay?

I want to complain.

But she couldn't bring herself to speak, and could only shake Su Chen's neck: "I don't know, it's too difficult, can we try something else?"

Su Chen nodded: "Next question: Why did Guan Yu die earlier than Zhang Fei?"

The woman was stunned again.

Please stop messing with me, is this really a history exam question?

"Look, I gave you two chances and you still couldn't do it. How can you expect me to believe you're a student?" Su Chen spread his hands: "Girl, why don't you go back?"

"You!" The woman was furious. "You're bullying me!"

After saying that, she ran away crying.

Su Chen: ? ? ?

You were the one who pretended to be a student and lied to me, so why are you acting like I started something and then abandoned you?

Xiao Haiyang couldn't help but burst out laughing: "Hahaha, if you don't want to talk to her, then don't. Why are you teasing her?"

"Are those two history questions? I've never heard of them before."

Su Chen remained calm: "Historical figures appear in it, so how can this be considered a history question?"

The two didn't say much, they just laughed.

At this time.

Lu Ziqiao walked over: "What are you laughing at? Why are you so happy?"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Are you done?"

"It's over." Lu Ziqiao squinted. "It's incredibly satisfying."

"She just asked me for Su Chen's phone number."

Su Chen frowned: "Given it?"

"How could that be?" Lu Ziqiao sat back on the sofa and patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder. "The phone number that everyone in Love Apartment uses is Teacher Zeng's mobile number."

"This time is no exception."

"What?!?!" Zeng Xiaoxian exclaimed in shock, pulling out his phone. "That explains why I've been receiving so many strange text messages lately."

"Things like matchmaking, loan mortgages, baby products, school district housing purchases... the funniest thing is that they even promote mysterious past services."

"Who did you all give my phone number to?!"

“There’s nothing we can do about it,” Lu Ziqiao said. “These days, you have to fill out some kind of questionnaire just to buy a jianbing guozi. We have to give them our phone number, right?”

As the saying goes, if you don't go to hell, who will?

"Whoever wants to play can play!"

Lu Ziqiao laughed and said, "That's not up to you."

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian hugged his phone and hid to the side, drawing circles in his mind.

But as I drew...

A strange laugh came from the side.

Hehe~~hehehehe~

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian grinning foolishly, Xiao Haiyang asked with concern, "Teacher Zeng, what's wrong? Did you get so shocked that you went crazy?"

"Don't worry, he's fine." Lu Ziqiao said mysteriously, "That girl just now was really something, she has a lot of good stuff on her phone."

After saying that, he didn't forget to raise his eyebrows twice.

Now Su Chen and the others knew what Zeng Xiaoxian was laughing about.

Lu Ziqiao asked, "What were you laughing about just now?"

Xiao Haiyang recounted what had just happened.

"Su Chen, with such great qualities and so many beautiful women around, why can't you seize the opportunity?" Lu Ziqiao said with a hint of exasperation, "Don't follow Teacher Zeng's example."

Xiao Haiyang: "What should we study?"

“A kind of fastidiousness,” Lu Ziqiao said. “We are all born alone. As we walk this path of life, we will encounter all sorts of people. If some lonely souls want to seek your comfort, can you bear to refuse them?”

"Holy crap~" Xiao Haiyang couldn't help but give a thumbs up: "I finally know why people say Uncle Ziqiao is so skilled. You're the only one who can describe a one-night stand in such a poetic way."

“This is the truth.” Lu Ziqiao spread his arms wide like Jesus: “I live in this world and I can’t bear to see any girl cry alone, nor do I want to see them drowning their sorrows in alcohol.”

"I just want to comfort them."

At this moment, Lu Ziqiao's actions, expressions, and tone of voice perfectly complement each other.

She's practically an angel descended to earth.

In Xiao Haiyang's eyes.

A halo appeared above his head, and wings sprouted from his back.

And then, faint sounds of sacred music reached my ears.