Through the Window: Lin Luoxue's Lazy Cousin

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Han Fei walked up to Su Chen and said, "Now I know where you learned your personality from."

"What? Want to learn?" Su Chen looked at her: "Fifty-one times, three hundred for the whole night."

Xiao Haiyang: "Doesn't this sound a bit frivolous?"

Su Chen: "An unserious person will not take anything seriously."

"Sigh, after talking to Ren Yifan for so long, I do feel like I've been acting a bit inappropriately," Xiao Haiyang said somewhat apologetically, then asked, "So what did you mean by that?"

Su Chen: "Just like you thought."

Xiao Haiyang: "..."

Han Fei: ? ? ?

...

“Teacher Zeng, let’s not stand down here anymore, let’s go up and talk.” Su Chen put his suitcase in front of him: “It’s quite tiring to pull this thing.”

"Alright, alright, you have to go up to 277. How could I possibly stop you from leaving, right?"

Zeng Xiaoxian spoke, but showed no intention of taking any action.

Lin Luoxue said from the side, "It seems Teacher Zeng has something to do downstairs. Let's all follow me."

"Hey~"

Seeing that he couldn't stop them, Zeng Xiaoxian looked up at the apartment and whispered, "Ziqiao, you'd better hurry up!"

"I can't stop them for more than a few minutes."

After exclaiming, Zeng Xiaoxian quickly called out, "Classmates, wait for me~ I have something to do, I need to go upstairs for a bit!"

...

Half an hour later.

Su Chen and his group, along with their luggage, appeared at 3061.

have to say.

Zeng Xiaoxian's method of organizing them to go upstairs was truly ingenious.

Hold the door with one hand and two hands.

He used his back to light up all the buttons on the entire apartment floor.

They stayed in the elevator for half an hour.

If Su Chen hadn't already warned them...

Yu Hao and Xiao Haiyang must have been furious long ago.

"Teacher Zeng, when can we go into our room?" Su Chen pointed to the suitcase: "Our suitcase is still here."

Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled dryly, "Haha~ Don't worry, even though I clean 3603 every day, there's still a lot of dust."

"So I opened the window to let in more air."

"It won't take too long, just three more hours."

"Three hours!!!" Chen Meijia exclaimed in shock, "That's enough time to give birth, and you used it for ventilation?!"

"Are you kidding me?"

Suddenly, she sensed that something was off and realized that Zeng Xiaoxian and the others were staring at her, so she quickly changed her tune.

"I mean, even a three-year-old wouldn't believe their lies."

As soon as this sentence came out.

Su Chen and the others were also staring at her.

"Oh dear~ that's not what I meant, I was saying..." Chen Meijia thought for a moment, then lowered her head: "Never mind, I didn't say anything."

"It's alright, we didn't say anything, did we?" Lin Luoxue opened her handbag and took out a few sheets of yellow paper. "I didn't bring much with me this time, so I got you a few talismans."

"Putting it next to your pillow at night can help you sleep."

After everyone finished posting about Love Apartment.

Lin Luoxue also gave Han Fei a copy, but it was folded up.

"(cdeh) Here, take one too." Han Fei wanted to refuse, but seeing Lin Luoxue's expression, she accepted it.

Zeng Xiaoxian was watching when suddenly a hand snatched it away from behind him.

He then asked, "What is this? A talisman for warding off evil spirits?"

"Give it to me!" Zeng Xiaoxian snatched it away: "This is some kind of sleep-inducing talisman that Luo Xue mentioned. It's very helpful for treating insomnia."

"Really?" Lu Ziqiao asked in surprise, "Does Luo Xue have any more? Give me one."

Lin Luoxue: "Yes, everyone has one."

"Haha, I haven't been able to sleep well at night lately, and I have to wake up really early in the morning. It's so uncomfortable." Lu Ziqiao put the talisman into his pocket: "If I take this with me tonight, I should be able to sleep soundly until dawn!"

Su Chen: "Actually, you have kidney deficiency."

"Impossible!" Lu Ziqiao said seriously, "Your Uncle Ziqiao may not be good at anything else, but his kidneys are absolutely amazing!"

Fearing that Su Chen and the others wouldn't believe him, he even took a picture of it.

"Ah!~~"

Lu Ziqiao felt a sharp pain in his waist and screamed.

He sat down directly on the ground.

"Lu Ziqiao, are you alright!" Everyone surrounded him and dragged him onto the sofa.

Chen Meijia looked at him suspiciously: "You...you didn't really mess it up, did you?"

"How could this be!" Lu Ziqiao tried to get up, but the pain in his waist made him sit down. "It must be because I've been eating too much spicy food lately, otherwise this would never happen."

"Su Chen, don't you know a little about traditional Chinese medicine? Can you take a look?" Xiao Haiyang saw that Lu Ziqiao's pain didn't seem fake.

Su Chen glanced at him: "Have you been experiencing dry eyes, fever, thick tongue coating, increased urination at night, and feeling exhausted all day long, yet also energetic about certain things lately?"

"Yes, yes, yes! You're absolutely right!" Lu Ziqiao quickly asked, "Master Su, is there any way to treat this?"

Su Chen calmly replied, "I cut it to express my aspirations."

Lu Ziqiao: ? ? ? !!!

...

Ultimately, Lu Ziqiao certainly wouldn't choose to have it cut.

Su Chen wouldn't actually let him cut it.

This problem is caused by kidney deficiency. It can be basically recovered after six months of treatment.

In other words.

Lu Ziqiao is going to abstain from sex for the next six months.

This was simply worse than killing him.

only.

After Chen Meijia offered to help him get it cut, he changed his mind about the suggestion.

It's not unacceptable.

Everyone burst into laughter.

Zeng Xiaoxian watched everyone chatting and pulled Lu Ziqiao, who had recovered a bit, to the balcony.

"How is it? Is everything cleaned up?"

"Yes!" Lu Ziqiao said with certainty, "I've cleaned the place spotless and replaced all the sheets and blankets with new ones."

"And they also sprayed a lot of air freshener inside, so even if a police dog comes, it will not be able to find a trace of it now."

“Great, I’ll tell them we can go back now.”

"No way!" Lu Ziqiao pulled Zeng Xiaoxian back: "Su Chen has finally come back, how can we let go of such a good wingman?"

"I used to take you and Zhang Wei to bars to pick up girls, but we always failed."

Tonight, I must succeed!

"Going to bars again?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at his waist: "Are you going to throw away your kidneys?"

"of course yes!"

"But that's tomorrow!" Lu Ziqiao patted his waist twice and patted it for a while.

The pain has lessened considerably.

"Tonight, nothing can stop my galloping horses!"

"ox*"

...

The two returned indoors.