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To avoid making them even more upset.
I could only suppress my laughter and urge the two of them to leave quickly.
Lu Qiaochuan clearly knew this as well, and with his 4.7-inch squinty eyes, he looked at Ren Yifan and said, "Ren Xianzeng, shall we go to Mengzhou?"
"Hmm."
Ren Yifan didn't say anything and quickly followed Lu Qiaochuan.
"Hahahaha!!" Zhong Bai finally couldn't hold back as he watched the two leave.
...
Dormitory 601 (Male).
Lu Qiaochuan returned to his dormitory.
"Oh my god!!!" Yu Hao stared in horror at the person who entered the room: "Are you a human or a ghost?! Why did you come to our dorm?!"
"You know, your brother Hao is the chief exorcist of 601! Get out of here right now!"
Yu Hao held the millet, pretending to sprinkle it on.
"No, it's Lujiaochuan~"
Yu Hao: "What?"
Bi Shishan calmly said, "He said his name is Lu Qiaochuan."
Yu Hao looked at Bi Shisan in horror: "How can you understand what he's saying? Are you a ghost too?!"
"Really?" Xiao Haiyang ignored Yu Hao and looked at Bi Shisan in shock: "You can translate this inhuman language?"
"Mmm~ Mmm~~" Lu Qiaochuan tried to explain, but the more he tried, the less he could make it clear.
Yu Hao and Xiao Haiyang looked at Bi Shisan again.
Bi Shisan: "He said that he and Ren Yifan were stung by bees, which is why they ended up like this."
Lu Qiaochuan gave him a thumbs up.
Xiao Haiyang: "Wow, San'er, that's awesome!"
Yu Hao stopped talking and simply threw a handful of millet at the two of them.
But the effect.
That means it's ineffective.
"Ah!! These two evil spirits are too powerful!! My exorcism magic is useless! What should I do!!"
“First of all, we are both human beings,” Bi Shisan said calmly. “Furthermore, millet has absolutely no power to exorcise evil spirits.”
"Next time you can try willow twigs or pomelo leaves."
Yu Hao: "Okay, I'll try it next time."
Xiao Haiyang: ? ? ?
131: Lu Qiaochuan, wanting to cry but unable to, makes money on both sides (Thanks for subscribing)
"Ugh ugh ugh ugh!~~!!" Lu Qiaochuan shouted anxiously from the side as he listened to the two bickering.
"It's alright, you're just an ordinary bee, no need to worry about any aftereffects." Bi Shisan came to his side and said with a smile, "Want it to get better quickly? One hundred yuan, no charge if it doesn't work."
then.
Bi Shisan then began to take Lu Qiaochuan's pulse.
Write the prescription.
And he instructed me on how to drink it.
Lu Qiaochuan was so grateful he almost knelt down.
Yu Hao and Xiao Haiyang were both stunned.
Xiao Haiyang: "How exactly did San'er understand this language?"
Yu Hao: "I told you they might not be human."
"Those two aren't human, so you're using millet!" Xiao Haiyang shouted. "And you're actually planning to listen to him and switch to willow branches and pomelo leaves?"
Have you ever seen prey ask hunters how they changed their escape methods?
Yu Hao was taken aback: "That's right! How come I didn't think of that?"
"..."
Xiao Haiyang rolled his eyes upward, completely ignoring the lark.
I get a headache just looking at him.
He rolled onto the bed and checked his body.
"By the way, why did you get stung by a bee today?"
"Remember the prescription I gave you, just go to the Chinese medicine shop and have the staff cook it for you." Bi Shisan sensed that the atmosphere was a bit off, turned around and left: "I'm a little sleepy now, don't call me if there's nothing else."
“…” Lu Qiaochuan looked at the prescription in his hand.
I experienced once again what it means to want to cry but have no tears.
Because the one who started all of this was Bi Shisan!
"Woo woo woo woo~~"
Bi Shisan turned around: "He's just crying."
Xiao Haiyang: "..."
...
The next morning.
Su Chen returned to his dormitory.
open the door.
Suddenly, a 'fat man' appeared in front of him.
"Who are you? What are you doing in our dorm room?"
"I am like Luqiaochuan!"
Su Chen heard the sound and looked closely.
It really does resemble Luqiaochuan in some ways.
then.
"Hahahaha!!!" Su Chen burst out laughing, pointing at his face: "What happened to you? Did Zhong Bai really hit you this hard?"
"This seems like a tragic story of a 23-year-old who is injured." Lu Qiaochuan shook his head and went out to wash up.
Su Chen: "What's wrong with him? Is he poisoned?"
Xiao Haiyang turned around: "Pretty much, it was a bee sting, it'll be fine in a few days."
Su Chen: "Why would he bother poking at a beehive for no reason? Doesn't he feel his life is exciting enough?"
"He took Bi Shisan's advice and wanted to go and apologize with thorns on his back."
"As a result, without realizing it, we destroyed the bees' nest."
Yu Hao slapped his face from the side: "The bees worked hard to build a hive, but these two unlucky kids destroyed it. Of course they stung them."
At this time.
Lu Qiaochuan had just finished washing up and returned.
Hearing Yu Hao's words.
He wanted to defend himself.
But her lips were still swollen.
It can only make sounds like 'mmm'.
The entire dormitory.
Only Bi Shisan could understand it.
Helpless, he stopped explaining and returned to his seat to silently type on the keyboard.
He tried to numb himself with work.
But the more he tried to let the topic pass, the less things would go according to his plan.
Bi Shisan corrected, "I told them to carry thorns and apologize, but their poor execution led to this result."
Yu Hao: "Then where did all this come from? Wasn't it you who relayed the bad things they said to Zhong Bai?"
Bi Shisan: "I just dialed the number and left it there. The subsequent developments are none of my business."