Through the Window: Lin Luoxue's Lazy Cousin

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"Nothing is difficult in this world except for those who are filled with hatred."

Su Chen put his hand on his shoulder and said seriously, "Just call them and tell them that you will be holding a funeral on the playground on Saturday night, and ask them to come over."

"I believe they will dress up for the event without you having to tell them."

Ren Yifan looked at Su Chen in horror: "Big brother, are you that ruthless? You even arranged my funeral?"

"Absolutely! Suona horns, wailing, coffin carrying—our dorm can provide the whole service!"

Su Chen patted his shoulder: "How is it? Is it okay?"

Ren Yifan carefully considered Su Chen's suggestion, but still shook his head and said, "No."

“They’re all here. If they hadn’t seen me lying in the coffin, they probably would have been hacked to death inside.”

Lu Qiaochuan asked in confusion, "Why?"

"Because his reputation is bad among all the freshman girls." Zhong Bai rolled his eyes.

Lu Qiaochuan: "How did you know?"

"This guy's name is famous throughout our entire dormitory building. Looking at the resentful looks in the eyes of those girls, I don't even dare to say that I know Ren Yifan." Zhong Bai seemed to be recalling those looks and couldn't help but shudder.

"No way, our freshman year isn't over yet!"

“For me, it’s over.” Ren Yifan looked at the sky and sighed, “To be precise, my freshman year ended after I broke up with my 182nd girlfriend.”

Zhong Bai and Lu Qiaochuan: "..."

Ren Yifan glanced at Su Chen, and fearing he wouldn't believe her, explained, "I'm a compassionate person, my love is overflowing, so comforting two injured girls at the same time isn't a problem, is it?"

Su Chen: "So that's less than two hundred people? Our freshman year has at least three thousand people, right?"

"You don't know, girls' circles are very strange. Girls all have their best friends, but besides best friends, they also have fake sisters and imaginary enemies. Besides imaginary enemies, there are also real enemies."

"They both constrain and integrate with each other, sharing information..."

Lu Qiaochuan tapped the table with his knuckles: "Get to the point."

"Simply put, I dated girl A, and then we broke up. Girl A would tell her best friend about it, and her best friend would then pass the news on to her fake sister."

In this way, neither girl A's best friend nor her fake sister will date me, because they think I'm a scumbag.

And this girl's imagined rival and real enemy would never date me, because I was the one left behind by their enemies.

So, do you understand now?

Zhong Bai frowned and asked Lu Qiaochuan, "Do you understand?"

"Can I even understand this? This scumbag's thought process is beyond the comprehension of a normal person." Lu Qiaochuan looked at Ren Yifan: "Is this really a simplified version?"

Li Shuci tugged at Su Chen's clothes: "I didn't understand either."

Su Chen found Ren Yifan's explanation ridiculous and simply said, "This is what six degrees of separation means. You can get to know anyone in the world through a network of six people."

"That's roughly what he said."

“Okay, I understand.” Li Shuci glanced at Ren Yifan: “Read more books, otherwise no one will understand what you’re saying.”

"Impressive! Simple, concise, and easy to understand." Zhong Bai and Lu Qiaochuan nodded, and together they looked down on Ren Yifan: "Did you hear that? Read more books!"

Ren Yifan: "..."

"Anyway, that's the theory: these hundred-plus girls exchange information with their best friends, fake sisters, imaginary enemies, and adversaries."

Moreover, the rumors became increasingly exaggerated and terrifying, to the point that I myself began to doubt whether I had actually done these things.

Because of their baseless accusations, I've become completely disliked by all the girls in my freshman year! ~Waaaaah~

Ren Yifan's fake crying garnered no sympathy from anyone.

It actually makes people want to laugh.

"He deserves it, okay?" Zhong Bai looked down on Ren Yifan's behavior.

"Are your hearts made of iron? So hard?" Ren Yifan stopped pretending and sat up: "You might as well just kill me instead of asking me to call those exes."

"Really? I think you'll change your mind."

"I don't think I can..."

Before Ren Yifan could finish speaking, he saw Su Chen's feet touch the ground.

The blue bricks on the ground broke in the middle in an instant.

Split in half.

Ren Yifan's eyes widened, he swallowed hard, and said with a forced smile, "Actually, it's not that I can't accept it."

"I'll fight them when I get back. No, I'll start writing them down now and fight them slowly when I get back."

"You still don't understand Su Chen," Lu Qiaochuan said earnestly. "How do you think he gained such prestige in our class?"

Ren Yifan: "Didn't you come here to help you pass the CET-4 exam?"

“That all happened later.” Lu Qiaochuan flexed his biceps. “Before that, his prestige was built on the intimidation of force.”

"Heh...heh..." Ren Yifan, with a mournful face, glanced at Su Chen and cried out, "Hit! I'll hit you right now!!!"

I made the phone call; I won't die until Friday.

I don't make phone calls.

He was going to die now, so of course he would choose to die by slow slicing.

Lu Qiaochuan gave Su Chen an OK sign.

Su Chen understood immediately.

"Me! Me! Me!" Zhong Bai, not hearing his own task, couldn't help but raise his hand and ask, "What about me? Why don't I have a task?"

"You..." Su Chen looked at her, thought for a moment, and asked, "Do you know how to print small cards?"

"This is very simple. What kind of print do you want to make?" Zhong Bai wasn't picky about the task.

"It's those photos of beautiful women, like those hotel business cards, but not too erotic."

"This is a bit difficult, but I'll give it a try." Zhong Bai frowned in thought, then opened his bag to write down the task.

Suddenly seeing a plastic bag, Zhong Bai slapped his forehead: "Oh, right, Luo Xue said you might need this, and asked me to bring it over."

"What is this?" Zhong Bai looked at the plastic bag. She had brought the items over, but hadn't opened them.

I couldn't help but feel a little curious.

Lu Qiaochuan: "Looking inside, why does it look so much like shredded paper?"

Ren Yifan had just finished a phone call and leaned over: "It looks like someone's diary has been torn up."

Li Shuci looked at Su Chen: "Is it really a diary?"

"It shouldn't be..." Su Chen knew what these things were the instant he saw them.

Unexpectedly, Lin Luoxue brought these things back as well.

Really are...

Su Chen's expression aroused even more curiosity among those around him, but no one stepped forward to open it.

Everyone was waiting for Su Chen to make a move.

"Hurry up and open it~ Seeing your conflicted expression, I'm getting more and more curious." Ren Yifan had just been scolded by the woman on the other end of the phone, so now was a good time to relieve his emotions.

"Are you sure?" Su Chen looked at Ren Yifan. "You might be shocked."

"What a joke! I'm invulnerable now, what can possibly hurt me?"

That being said,

Ren Yifan still felt a little uneasy.

It is precisely this unease.

This prevented him from setting a goal for himself.

Su Chen opened it and poured out the note inside.

"Holy crap, these are phone numbers???" Lu Qiaochuan pressed the buttons and looked at Su Chen in shock, finding them all phone numbers: "You didn't deliberately ask women for their phone numbers just to improve your social skills, did you?"

Ren Yifan looked at the phone number: "Even if it really is you coming, I don't think I'll be upset at all."

"Don't you two have some misunderstanding about Su Chen?" Zhong Bai looked at the two of them, feeling that these two were truly hopeless: "With Su Chen's image, would he need to ask for someone's phone number when he steps out?"

Ren Yifan looked Li Shuci up and down, then glanced at her and said, "Hmm, she doesn't seem like it."

Zhong Bai stroked his chin: "I heard from Luo Xue that when you went to Shanghai, you used your beauty to get three free cups of hot milk at a bar. So it seems that someone gave them to you at the bar?"

Su Chen: ? ? ?

"What you said makes sense, but something feels off about it (Li Hao)?"

Ren Yifan looked at Su Chen in shock: "You went to a bar in Shanghai, they gave you their phone number, and you only drank three cups of hot milk there?"

"Even if you're going to drink it, you should drink 'face wash'!"

At this point, Ren Yifan really couldn't accept it.

Does being handsome mean you can do whatever you want?