Through the Window: Lin Luoxue's Lazy Cousin

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Recalling what Lin Luoxue had said earlier, Xiao Haiyang shook his head abruptly.

dong dong dong~

"Are you Xiao Haiyang from the video camera class? My name is Ren Yifan, and I'm here in place of Lu Qiaochuan."

Xiao Haiyang composed himself and asked with a smile, "Have you ever had experience dating someone of the opposite sex?"

"All twelve constellations are now complete!"

...

Evening, Propaganda Department.

Yu Hao was taking meeting notes, while Xiao Haiyang sat next to him in a daze, his mind completely blank, as if his soul had already traveled to outer space.

"What's wrong with you?" Yu Hao nudged him with his elbow. "You feel like your soul has left your body?"

Xiao Haiyang snapped out of his daze: "Today, I gave counseling to two students in the psychology department, and I feel... my worldview has completely collapsed..."

"What, are Luo Xue and the others' views on love so exaggerated?"

"It's not an exaggeration, it's ridiculous, but... it sounds very reasonable."

...

In the following month.

Su Chen and the ruler seemed to have reached some kind of tacit understanding in the hearts of their classmates.

As long as both of them exist simultaneously.

The students were a group that stayed put.

Not only did he memorize vocabulary rapidly, but he also gradually mastered some of the more difficult grammar rules.

This terrifying pace not only sparked their intense interest in learning.

Furthermore, the reasons for this situation were analyzed.

It's just a matter of analyzing it over and over again.

The only thing we can do is attribute all the credit to Su Chen.

No matter how hard they tried to learn, they couldn't grasp these things.

But ever since Su Chen moved his chair to the middle of their classroom, their learning progress has been rapid.

Even before the exam, Bi Shisan was asked to create two sets of papers based on previous CET-4 exam questions.

Only a handful of people failed to pass.

This achievement excited Ye Jiping for a long time.

When he heard that all of this was thanks to Su Chen's supervision, he was still somewhat skeptical.

But after he went to a class with them one time...

He found.

My learning efficiency has also improved significantly.

Subsequently.

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He brought what he needed to learn to the classroom and studied along with everyone else.

But that's nothing.

To Su Chen's dismay, he wondered if the ruler had triggered some people's strange fantasies.

There were even quite a few people who actively begged Su Chen to slap them.

Some people even felt that hitting others wasn't enough and wanted to be spanked.

This has been making me feel disgusted with him for a long time.

They took the ruler back immediately.

I feel like if we don't take it back soon, this class is doomed.

that's it.

time flies.

December has arrived, and the College English Test Band 4 (CET-4) is here as scheduled.

7.30.

Everyone in dormitory 601 has finished washing up.

"Today is the CET-4 exam!" Xiao Haiyang said with a serious face, "Today, I will wash away all the shame of the past! I will never set foot in the CET-4 exam room again next year!"

"Absolutely! Your brother Hao is protected by the God of Su! He can easily conquer all English proficiency tests, from CET-4 to CET-6!" Yu Hao fiddled with his newly styled hair, confident in his victory over the lark!

Su Chen: "What God Su?"

Lu Qiaochuan: "Speaking of the protection of God Su, shouldn't we take out God Su's picture and worship it? Wouldn't that make us feel more devout?"

Su Chen: "What God Su?"

Bi Shisan calmly said, "Although I have studied the I Ching and the Eight Trigrams, I have never believed in ghosts and gods, so you don't need to add me to your worship."

Su Chen: "So, what the hell is this 'Su God'?"

"Su Shen isn't a ghost, he's a deity who blesses us so we'll pass our exams!"

Lu Qiaochuan pulled out a photo from somewhere, and it clearly showed Su Chen's face!

.. ... ...

However, judging from the texture, it looks more like it was photoshopped onto an oil painting.

"Holy crap, can anyone tell me what this is?" Su Chen stared at the portrait in front of him, speechless.

"A portrait of a top student." Bi Shisan nudged him and asked earnestly, "I photoshopped it. How's the work? Does it look completely natural without any Photoshop traces?"

What's the point of having no Photoshop traces?

Isn't this obviously fake?

Also, are you sure it's okay to put me on the image of Jesus?

Even though he speaks English, do you really expect him to travel across the ocean to protect you?

what.

There are too many flaws to list them all in a short time.

Su Chen covered his face, not wanting to look at this group of idiots.

If I keep watching, I feel like I'll want to crack open their skulls and see what's inside.

Is this something that ordinary humans could think of?

Wait until they finish their prayers.

Su Chen opened the door and found the ground in front of the door covered with fruit.

There were even incense sticks that hadn't finished burning.

Lu Qiaochuan looked at Xiang and analyzed, "It seems that quite a few people share our thoughts."

"Haha, then they've miscalculated!" Yu Hao said excitedly, "They only know how to pray, but there are five of us, so they'll definitely pray, right?"

"It seems that all of Su Shen's luck has fallen on us!!!"

Su Chen: "..."

"Hey!! You guys!!! How can you light incense in the dormitory hallway!!! Dorm 601, 50 yuan fine, 1 point deducted from dormitory points."

Everyone: "..."

...

Enter the examination room.

Xiao Haiyang muttered to himself the whole time.

If you listen carefully, you can hear: "Laozi, the Three Pure Ones, the Jade Emperor, Guanyin Bodhisattva... I only ask to pass the CET-4 (College English Test Band 4), please, please don't make it too difficult for me~"

Many people did the same thing as him.

So he didn't seem so out of place.

The proctors were used to their actions.

They've even seen people who pray to Brother Chun in the exam hall.

They were just a few people chanting incantations; they were already used to it.

The exam begins.

The whole place was quiet.

Xiao Haiyang slowly opened his eyes and was immediately stunned by the questions on the test paper.

I go?