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It could be Zhang Wei or someone else.
"What, you can smell it too?" Hu Yifei looked at him strangely.
"It wasn't smelling, it was hearing; I heard the sound of bowls and chopsticks clattering together."
"The sound of the porridge boiling."
"The sound of Mika sniffling."
Zhang Wei said with absolute confidence.
"You think you could hear us eating next door? Nobody would believe that," Lu Ziqiao said, expressing his disbelief.
Chen Meijia's sense of smell has become more sensitive, which means she can smell some differences in front of her.
What's so special about Zhang Wei?
Clairaudience?
Zhang Wei said earnestly, "I'm not the same person I used to be. Curry sauce gave me something that completely changed me. It's so awesome."
Lu Ziqiao: "..."
Chen Meijia: "..."
Looking at Zhang Wei's expression, the two said in unison, "What a beast!"
Lu Ziqiao: "You two were boyfriend and girlfriend before and you couldn't get her, how did you succeed this time?"
"What are you thinking?"
Zhang Wei waved his hand, interrupting their filthy thoughts, and said with a smile, "She gave me an ear pick."
"I feel great now, with sharp hearing and clear vision!"
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Lu Ziqiao looked completely incredulous.
"Meijia mutated because she was pregnant. You were perfectly fine, so how did you mutate?"
"I've looked it up; some people are born with extraordinary senses."
Have you ever watched "The Brain"?
Zhang Wei looked at them and explained, "There's a guy named 'Water Bro' inside who can pick out one unique cup of water from five hundred cups."
"There is another contestant who can tell how high a balloon fell from just by the different sounds it made when it landed."
"Even Jay Chou has perfect pitch."
“You said it yourself, it’s natural,” Chen Meijia couldn’t help but say.
Zhang Wei, however, didn't seem to care: "Maybe I'm just developing a bit slower."
"I think your brain is developing slowly. You've lived most of your life and you've never used an ear pick?" Chen Meijia said in shock.
This is the first time I've ever seen someone use an ear pick to dig out their own superpowers.
This is no joke!
"As the saying goes, earwax is like gold; you can't just dig it out carelessly." Zhang Wei picked at his ear with an ear pick, looking quite pleased with himself.
"So you've been wearing biohazard earplugs while chatting with us the whole time~"
Lu Ziqiao laughed.
Chen Meijia: "That's pure nonsense. If you could awaken superpowers by cleaning your ears, then wouldn't I be able to get plastic surgery just by putting on makeup?"
"If it's that powerful, what's the point of cosmetic surgery?"
"Wouldn't the streets be full of young, handsome men?"
"Don't even mention those young heartthrobs," Hu Yifei said helplessly. "Recently, a new batch of students joined our class, and they watch dramas during class just to follow their idols."
"I'm so angry!"
"If Xiao Hao hadn't been there to stop me, I probably would have kicked him!"
"Stop, stop, stop!"
Zhang Wei quickly stopped her: "Yifei, you'd better put your foot back, or the police will take you away and say you assaulted someone with a weapon."
Hu Yifei: "..."
"Wait, I think I hear someone coming!"
"Right now~"
Zhang Wei listened with his eyes closed for a while, then suddenly pointed behind him: "Where!"
The words fell.
Two excited figures ran over.
"Now, we'll be taking a short radio commercial break!~"
Zhao Haitang and Curry Sauce, both wearing pajamas, ran over.
Everyone was shocked.
Chen Meijia looked at the two of them and exclaimed, "What are you doing here?!"
Curry Sauce's expression froze: "What's wrong? Shouldn't we have come?"
“It’s not that we shouldn’t have come, but…” Lu Ziqiao looked at them: “Why did you actually come!”
Zhao Haitang: ? ? ? ? ? ?
Curry sauce: ? ? ? ? ? ?
What's going on? I can understand each word individually, but when the sentence is put together, I can't quite understand it.
Hu Yifei waved her hand: "Never mind, why are you guys suddenly studying advertisements?"
"This is a task the uncle gave us~"
Curry Sauce pointed at Lu Ziqiao: "He said that as long as our advertisement is used by him, he will give us an advertising fee."
"Right, uncle?"
Lu Ziqiao nodded: "That's right!"
In fact, even for radio commercials, he didn't want to hire a top advertising agency to design the scripts.
Let's just have one of them read it aloud.
(Li's Zhao) is mainly because Zeng Xiaoxian is not there.
If he were here, we wouldn't have had to go through all this trouble.
Zhao Haitang cleared his throat with curry sauce.
"Motivational Mentor! Motivational Mentor!! The Motivational Mentor APP is now officially launched!"
Are you still troubled by your weight gain and low self-esteem? Are you still frustrated because you can't see the faces of your idols? Are you still upset because you only see greasy middle-aged men and not young, handsome men every day?
"The Motivational Mentor App offers you a brand new experience, letting you live the life of an empress without leaving home!~"
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Curry Sauce excitedly finished reciting her lines.
They looked at them with anticipation.
Zhao Haitang, on the other hand, looked very confident.
Because he came up with the advertising slogan, and he was absolutely certain it would work.
Everyone: "..."
Zhang Wei gasped: "Why is the motivational speaker app repeating the same thing so many times?"
“I have studied radio advertising and found that repetitive streaming is one of the more important types of advertising.”
Everyone: "..."
Curry Sauce asked, "How was it? How was it? Wasn't I right?"
"The 507th line of this advertisement was written by Zhao Haitang."
"It's very good. The theme is clear, the rhythm is brisk, and it's catchy, but it doesn't showcase the technical sophistication of our motivational speaker app. It would be even better if we could make a few minor improvements."
Lu Ziqiao gave a fairly fair evaluation.
"We'll keep trying!" Curry Sauce was very happy.
The same applies to Zhao Haitang.
Chen Meijia smelled the two of them.