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Yu Hao suddenly stood up and shouted to the others, "Get up, get up! I had a nightmare last night!"
Su Chen: "Then this hunger dream must be a dream of being very, very hungry."
"I was just kidding, it's true!" Yu Hao hugged his blanket and looked at the group. "Let me tell you, last night I dreamt that we got arrested by the inspectors, and Teacher Ye even went to pick us up!"
Xiao Haiyang: "Did you dream that we were riding in a thief's car?"
Lu Qiaochuan: "And you threw up all over them?"
Su Chen: "Did I make the call?"
Bi Shisan: "I drank five glasses of water."
Yu Hao: "..."
The dormitory fell silent.
This silence.
Yu Hao had a bad feeling, and with a slight tremor, he asked, "You guys... had this dream too?"
Xiao Haiyang: "Brother Hao, remember to wash that two-thousand-yuan designer shirt you wore~"
"Ahhhhhhh!!!!" Yu Hao crawled back into bed, covering his face with the blanket: "I don't want to live anymore~~ I don't want to live anymore~~"
"This is the first time in my life I've been so embarrassed, and I even threw up in a thief's car (cdeh)."
"Brother's dirty, your Brother Hao isn't elegant anymore!~~"
Su Chen lay on the bed: "I agree."
"Ever since I started university, this feeling has been with me." Lu Qiaochuan turned around, hugging his blanket, his eyes filled with tears as he tried hard not to cry out loud.
My four years of university were wasted!
Xiao Haiyang lay on the bed, nonchalantly saying, "You guys should take it easy. With our outfits yesterday, who would recognize us?"
Bi Shisan: "Yes, it's a wastebasket with only four holes. No one will recognize us."
"Really?" Yu Hao slowly crawled out of bed.
I feel a little better now.
Buzz buzz~~
Buzz buzz~~
The phone vibrated, accompanied by WeChat notifications.
Su Chen and the others turned on their phones.
It turned out to be their dormitory's WeChat group.
Since returning from the hotel last time, Su Chen has also included Lin Luoxue and the others in the group.
Open your phone to view.
[Lin Luoxue: @Su Chen, are you guys back yet? I noticed in the video you were walking towards the school exit.]
[Zhong Bai: What a bunch of idiots! Knowing Su Chen has no sense of direction, they still let him lead the way.]
[Li Shuci: Are you all alright? Have you come back yet? Are you alright?]
[Gu Yixin: Mercurochrome 20 yuan, safflower oil 30 yuan, glycerin suppositories 1 yuan each~ Anyone need any?]
[Lin Luoxue: [Video]]
After reading the messages in the group chat, no one in the dormitory said a word.
Silently, I clicked on the video.
I saw a group of five people walking towards the school gate with their arms around each other's shoulders last night.
They sang as they walked.
Su Chen's eyelids twitched as he watched, feeling utterly humiliated.
However, I replied anyway so as not to worry them.
[Su Chen: The entire male group of Dorm 601 has perished. Don't worry about them!]
"..."
"..."
Xiao Haiyang: "Are we... dead?"
Yu Hao: "Probably not..."
Lu Qiaochuan asserted, "Based on this video alone, who could recognize us?"
Bi Shisan: "Ren Yifan~"
Everyone: "..."
"Ah~~ Brother Hao is too ashamed to face anyone~~" Yu Hao covered his face again, trying to suffocate himself.
Su Chen sighed and said, "Let's look on the bright side. At least no one will know about our trip to the Inspection Bureau last night."
Everyone was silent for a while.
Is this good news?
It should count.
At least, things haven't gotten to the worst possible point yet.
Xiao Haiyang, lying in bed, asked, "Do I have classes this morning?"
Lu Qiaochuan: "It seems like there's a kind of ideological education."
"..."
Everyone said in unison, "Take a leave of absence..."
...
At noon, at the restaurant outside the school.
Lin Luoxue and the others were too worried about Su Chen and the others.
They were called out anyway.
Although they were extremely unwilling.
But tempted by the food, they still stepped out of shelter 601.
Similar to yesterday.
As soon as they sat down, they started ordering food.
Then comes eating.
Zhong Bai looked at how they were eating and said, "Don't eat so fast, no one's going to take it from you."
She realized that no one was paying attention to her.
He leaned forward slightly.
"Where did you go last night? You seemed a bit secretive?"
“It’s unspeakable, unspeakable~” Lu Qiaochuan replied: “You just need to know that it will probably take the five of us four years to heal the damage caused by last night.”
Zhong Bai: "The more you say that, the more curious I become."
"Little sister, don't ask around, it's not good news~" Yu Hao said with narrowed eyes, "Even I, the gossip queen, don't want to talk about this, so you can imagine how terrifying it is!"
Lin Luoxue rested her chin on her hand and noticed that Yu Hao's clothes were different from yesterday's.
"Brother Hao, where's your designer jacket? Why aren't you wearing it today?"
"No! Don't mention that name tag! That dress is now relegated to the back of my wardrobe; I'll never wear it again!"
“Talking won’t do, I can pay for it.” Gu Yixin pulled out a hundred yuan: “A hundred yuan for one sentence, how about that? Is that enough?”
None of the boys looked up.
Two hundred~
"three hundred!"
"Don't go too far! Five hundred is the maximum!"
Still, no one spoke.
Gu Yixin looked at the group, put the money back in its place, and smiled, "It seems this matter has really caused you a lot of harm."
Xiao Haiyang swallowed what was in his mouth: "Don't ask anymore. All you need to know is that we will absolutely not let Su Chen lead the way in the future."
Li Shuci looked at Su Chen with concern: "Are you alright?"
"It's nothing, I'm in great shape and have a good appetite!" Su Chen finished the last bite of his food and drank a glass of water. "Actually, it's not that hard to talk about. It's just that after we went out last night, we busted a criminal gang, and the inspectors wanted to protect us, so they asked us to hide our identities."
Lu Qiaochuan and the others gave Su Chen a thumbs up.
Just a casual remark.
They then recounted their experiences from the previous night, half-truthfully and half-jokingly.