Through the Window: Lin Luoxue's Lazy Cousin

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Ren Yifan: "..."

Ren Yifan felt a lump in his throat, unable to breathe, and cried out helplessly, "I'm playing a zombie, but I'm a human, okay?! I'm a human?!"

His voice matched his current expression.

It has a kind of ferocious look, like a zombie that has just turned into a zombie.

The people around him were so frightened that they grabbed their talismans and jumped aside, watching him cautiously.

Ren Yifan felt helpless.

This group of people is really sick.

"Here, I'll give you one."

"That's great!"

Before he could even finish speaking and raise his hand, a yellow talisman was stuck directly to his forehead.

Ren Yifan: ? ? ?

Bi Shisan: "It's much safer now."

Ren Yifan: !!!

I treated you like a real master, and you treated me like a real zombie?

This is too much!

Su Chen came to Bi Shisan's side, looked at the talisman in his hand, and saw that it was quite different from the sleeping talisman in his hand.

The patterns on the top are completely different.

"Do you want one? I'll give you one."

"Um... never mind, I don't believe in that." Su Chen waved his hand in refusal, then asked curiously, "Where did you get all this stuff? I don't remember us preparing any talismans."

"Oh, I drew it myself."

Everyone exclaimed in surprise, "You drew this yourself?!"

Jiang Yunming looked at the talisman in his hand. The flowers on it were like dragons and phoenixes dancing, and they looked quite righteous.

This was actually drawn by Bi Shisan himself?

"Bi~ Thirteen~" Jiang Yunming pushed up his glasses: "You really studied Taoism before?"

"I didn't study Taoism, but I practiced Taoism."

Bi Shisan corrected his mistake and then said, "My fate is not good. I was weak and sickly since childhood, so my mother made me study under an old Taoist priest on the mountain for a period of time."

"Although my skills are not yet up to par, I can still draw ordinary talismans to ward off evil."

"Now you know how amazing our Thirteen is, right?" Yu Hao held ten talismans in his hand and stuck them all over his body. If it weren't for the fact that Bi Shisan had drawn a few talismans today...

He estimated that he could take them all.

Upon hearing this, everyone quickly folded the talismans and placed them close to their bodies.

Whether true or false.

It's not a bad deal to spend ten dollars for peace of mind.

"Alright, alright, stop dawdling! If you don't start now, the prime lunch hour will be over!"

Li Shuci stood to the side: "Zhong Bai, was that scene really not recorded?"

"Of course, we kept the details of that knocking incident." Zhong Bai pulled his sunglasses down halfway and looked at her. "If we didn't say it that way, how could we get these actors to act properly?"

“Hmm!~” Li Shuci seemed to be deep in thought.

I feel like I've learned another trick.

......

Summer nights come late.

It was past eight o'clock by the time it got completely dark.

Everyone has been busy since noon, and they've managed to finish filming most of the daytime scenes.

The group arrived at the restaurant.

It’s been a busy day.

They were almost exhausted too...

"I didn't expect things to go so smoothly today. I feel like if we had two more weekends, we could totally finish filming a movie!" Zhong Bai imagined the scene of his directorial debut hitting the theaters.

Isn't that fantastic?

"Hey!~" Su Chen waved his hand in front of him: "Stop dreaming."

"Leaving aside how rough our performance is, just the fact that Thirteen will need a while to do the post-production work is a test."

"With his computer, it would probably take several days to take pictures and render everything."

"I see~" Zhong Bai said uninterestedly, realizing that he had been overthinking things.

"Stop thinking about those unnecessary things!"

Ren Yifan touched his face: "When will my scene end! This thing has been on my face all day, and I don't even dare to scratch it now."

"Also, won't this thing cause disfigurement?"

"I make a living based on my looks!"

Su Chen looked at him and said, "Don't worry."

"Your face is so bad that being disfigured is the same as having plastic surgery."

Ren Yifan: "..."

[Ren Yifan's resentment level: 666!]

"Don't worry~ Don't you trust the prop master your brother Hao found?"

"We dare not say much about other things, but these things that are worn on the body and applied to the face are what your brother Hao cares about the most!"

Yu Hao leaned on the table and looked at him: "This stuff is absolutely all-natural and won't harm your skin."

Ren Yifan: "That's alright."

"Can you turn your face away while you're eating?" Zhong Bai, 4.7, looked disgusted. "Don't you even know what you look like right now?"

"Director, this is going too far!"

Sitting behind Ren Yifan, Jiang Yunming shouted, "We're all in the back. Just because we don't want him to disturb your meal doesn't mean you can turn around and disturb us, right?"

"That's right!" the others echoed.

Ren Yifan shouted, "What can I do? I'm desperate too!"

Su Chen: "You can eat facing the corner of the wall, then no one can see you."

Ren Yifan: "..."

[Ren Yifan's resentment level: 777!]

"Sigh!" Lu Qiaochuan shook his head: "Who told you not to ask clearly before accepting the role? You're suffering the consequences now, aren't you?"

Ren Yifan looked up at Yu Hao.

Pick up the bowl.

Under Yu Hao's horrified gaze.

I sat down next to him.

"Lu Qiaochuan!!! I hate you!!!"

504: Ren Yifan: It's already midnight, I should go to sleep. (Thanks for subscribing)

504: Ren Yifan: It's already midnight, I should go to sleep. (Thanks for subscribing)

Ten o'clock at night.

It was completely dark by then.

Yizhuang.

After everyone had arranged their things, they cautiously looked around.

"Do you think there might really be some kind of unclean spirit here?"

"Probably not~"

"Maybe~ After all, mortuaries are for storing corpses, like hospital morgues, no! They're even more terrifying than morgues!"

"Stop talking, you're giving me goosebumps."

"..."

Listening to their conversation, Ren Yifan rubbed his arms and said, "Don't you guys think it's a bit cold here?"

"Ah!~~~"


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