Chapter 9
Chapter 9
He was completely woken up by the cold, his body was already shaking non-stop, his eyes were squinted, and even his voice trembled into another feminine style: "Amu~ hurry~ quickly bring my clothes~"
There is one thing to say, although it is very cool to have someone take care of you when you are dressed, but it is terrible like now. It is very cold but you can't put on your own clothes, so you can only play nonsense.
Wu Jun wrapped himself in a coat and curled up into a ball to keep himself warm.Suddenly, the burning sensation on his body became more and more disturbing.
He opened his clothes and squinted to see, nothing unusual.But why is there a faint chili flavor?
Smell the clothes, no.Smell the arms, a little bit.Follow the scent and smell it——
The chili feast in the bathtub shocked him, and the next second was his heart-piercing roar: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
He struggled to run, took off his jacket to let the wind cool down his body, and shouted desperately: "Water! Water! Give me water!"
Amu didn't understand it yet, but he was also a real master. After pulling Wu Jun, he went straight to the nearest fish pond.
Over there, Wu Yiming was admiring the fish with his friends by the pond, smiling happily: "Yes, these are all fish carefully crafted by my wife and I..." pond.
With a loud "bang", Wu Jun, who covered only his lower body, was pushed into the fish pond, and a few desperate thumps finally brought some coolness.
Wu Yiming's last word got stuck in his throat, and he swallowed it abruptly, his face was uglier than stepping on dog shit.
Although there is water, there is a more difficult problem: "Help! Help! I... Gulu Gulu... I can't swim... Gulu Gulu..."
Before Amu could react, Yince had already jumped down, scooped up the drowned Wu Jun and went ashore.
Wu Jun, who drank too much water, was the first to be slapped by Yin Ce: "Stop pretending, get up quickly."
He squinted, still in pain.Feel the fabric, the clothes under the bread are still there, so don't worry and lie down for a while, anyway, he is a little tired after tossing around.
"Wu Jun!" After lying down for three seconds, Wu Yiming slapped the table, announcing the end of Wu Jun's heroic battle.
Finished calf.
Wu Jun knelt in front of the hall and kowtowed to Wu Yiming and Song Kelian, "Father, mother, everything my child said is true, and there is absolutely no lie. This is really all Lu Ya's fault."
"Shut up!" Another table rang, Wu Yiming's anger was more than three times higher than the previous one, and Song Ke was so angry that he couldn't speak.
"What have you been doing in the past few days! Have you forgotten what I taught you! You are angry with me and your mother again, and then you are angry with me again after the end. You have your own ideas and started to rebel Is it right?"
"No, no, there really is no baby!"
Here, Wu Yiming paused to exhale strategically, and then shouted with all his strength: "Get out! You can only stay in the room and not go out for a month after you are punished!"
This? !
"Amu! Take this Nizi away!"
"Yes, General."
Wu Jun, who was completely pitch black in front of him, followed Amu staggeringly, bumping into a threshold and a pole all of a sudden, which made him not dare to move forward.
When he got back to the room and just took his seat, Wu Jun ordered: "Amu, hurry up and bring that guide to my room, hurry up and slip away."
"Impossible, Brother Husband, after I raised a few opinions with your father, your father ordered someone to send my brother's new love back to Yichun Courtyard. I'm afraid at this time, it's impossible to tell if the guests have already been picked up."
What? ! ! !
Wu Jun was anxious, pointed at Lu Ya angrily and cursed: "You have a brain problem, you! Just put the razor blades and chili peppers for me, why are you taking Yince away!"
"Um, young master?" Amura pulled Wu Jun's arm, "Miss Lu is here, you were referring to me just now."
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Beeped softly, then raised her voice sharply, "There's something wrong with your brain, you!"
Lu Ya innocently shrugged her shoulders and waved her hands: "Brother Husband, you have wronged me. Although I sent that oiran back to where he should go, I never—"
"Don't fart and be so stupid!" Wu Jun was trembling almost angrily, "Amu! See off the guests!"
Amu swallowed the saliva in his mouth, and flicked his fingertips nervously over the fabric a few times. This was the first time he saw his young master so angry.
Lu Ya raised a pair of slender eyebrows, stomped her feet angrily a few times, and when she turned around, her eye circles turned red quickly, and she ran out crying and rubbing her eyes.
Wu Jun clenched his fists, this was the first time he was so angry since he had been alive for more than [-] years.The key is that the source of this qi, in the final analysis, is still oneself.
If he hadn't written this novel by himself, this situation would never have happened now.
Damn it, thinking of this, Wu Jun, who had already gritted his teeth, kicked out hard to vent.
What's more sad is that because he couldn't see, the kick he kicked just hit the table next to him.
"Aww!!" Suddenly, Wu Jun's howls continued in the room.
He hugged his knees, hopping on one leg and trying to stand still while hurting. With a "bang", Wu Jun bumped into the screen, and then he, who was blind and unstable, stretched out his hands and scratched at the side to avoid the impact.
Success ended in failure, and Wu Jun, who hadn't touched anything at all, calmed down quietly before he was about to completely lie flat on the ground.
He closed his eyes and lit a cigarette in his heart, since he was already unlucky to the end, then he had nothing to fear.
At the moment when it finally collided with the center of the earth, Wu Jun frowned suspiciously, why... didn't it look like it was in great pain?
Even, a little soft?
Subconsciously groping down, he was suddenly pushed by the soft thing under his body, and sat down on the side with a muffled sound.
What entered the body this time was the icy cold solid ground feeling, which was completely inversely proportional to what I felt just now.
If only I could see it now.As Wu Jun thought about it, the first thing that popped up in his heart was not fear, but curiosity, wondering who that person was.
Not to mention, after being in this world for so long, besides Yin Ce, that guy might be the only one besides him who took the initiative to use his physical body to resist the pain of his body.
Laughing at the thoughts in his mind, Wu Jun managed to sit on a chair and take a nap with the help of Amu who hurriedly came to help him after sending Wu Li back.
Unbeknownst to Wu Jun, the man who had just blocked his blow with himself sat slumped in the corner and gasped for air, clutching his chest that was constantly bleeding from the wound to calm down.
While taking a breath, the system seemed to feel sorry for Wu Jun at this moment, and offered him an olive branch.
"Ding Dong, don't you want to save Yin Ce, dear? Sitting here complaining about yourself is useless~"
nonsense!Of course Wu Jun knows that he wants to save Yin Ce, but it's no use complaining about himself like this!
But who can help him now?not a single one!
Even Xiaomei and Amu, as long as there is that neurotic woman with a strong background, they don't want to be alone with themselves for too long, okay?
Moreover, Wu Yiming made such a big fuss this time, and ordered him to be locked up and not allowed to leave his room for a month. Anyone in the mansion, who would dare to disobey his order?
He is a general who has led troops to fight for many years. In official affairs, he strictly follows the military law, and he is a general who will take the head of a rebel every minute!
Wu Jun sighed deeply, not wanting to deal with the system that didn't wink at all, he fumbled on the table with his eyes closed, trying to get a glass of water.
Seeing this, Amu hurriedly took the cup first, and after pouring about [-]% full, carefully handed it to Wu Jun.
Wu Jun took the glass of water, and suddenly threw the glass aside, "Damn it! What can I do?! I can't even pour a glass of water!"
Amu was stunned, and then immediately coaxed Wu Jun a few words, turned around and began to clean up the broken pieces on the ground.
After a while, Wu Jun, whose anger gradually subsided, heard the voice of the system again.
"My dear, don't be angry. You are the God who created this world, so you have to be more confident in yourself~"
Just as Wu Jun was about to scold, he heard the system still using its exclusive mechanical sound, and then added something lightly——
When he arrived at the gate of Yichun Courtyard, Wu Jun, who was sweating a little from his forehead, couldn't help sniffing, then took a few steps back, and after accumulating his strength, he slammed up the wall and went straight to the roof.
After sweeping his eyes, Wu Jun, who found the right location, directly broke through the window and entered.
"Stop!" When he came in, he first shook the hair that blocked his vision, and then looked at the two people who were entangled there.
After seeing the two people beside the bed clearly, Wu Jun swallowed his saliva, and under the gaze of two pairs of completely unfamiliar eyes, he rubbed oil on the soles of his feet and returned through the broken window.
The two people behind them looked at the back of the young master of the Wu family who came and went without any interest: "Master Wu, why are you here in such a hurry?"
"That's right, isn't he Brokeback Mountain, does he like men?"
"Yeah, aren't there all women here?"
After finishing speaking, the two breathed stagnantly at the same time, and looked at each other in blank dismay.The man tightened his clothes, touched his nose and wanted to pay the bill, as if he was afraid of being seen by Wu Jun as a disaster.
There was a question mark on the woman's forehead, and she saw the man in front of her quickly put on her clothes and handed the silver to her, and then walked out quickly, leaving only a fearful word before her: "The way Young Master Wu did just now must be deliberately trying to be handsome in order to attract I'm hooked!"
The woman was stunned, and only later realized that she was dressed sourly in her clothes and curled her lips: "Master Wu came to Yichun Courtyard to find a male guest, he came to pick the only male oiran in the history of Yichun Courtyard!"
Wu Jun walked round and round in different corridors, pushed one door after another, and disturbed one beautiful thing after another. Wu Jun was so anxious that he looked around in circles.
"Damn it!" Wu Jun, who couldn't call the system and others to help guide the way, couldn't express his anger. Beautiful scene, don't set the protagonist as a road idiot!"
While cursing himself in a certain sense, he continued to quicken his pace and ran across the brightly colored rooms.
Finally, as if by telepathy, Wu Jun, who stopped in front of a door, slowed down, except for that sensitive nerve that was still tense and did not dare to relax.
His fists were clenched, his nails digging into his flesh, and the pain woke him up.
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