Taoist Temple: I was broadcast live while preaching to animals

Chapter 585

Outside the B&B.

'Nothing happened tonight (~O~)... ( - . - )'

Xie Yu yawned heavily, his back hurt, and he felt uncomfortable.

It reminded him of two years ago, when he stayed up all night with his college roommate.

A group of people carnival all night, and the next day they are still fierce, and it is no problem to take a full day of professional classes.

Now, my heart is beating faster, and I can hear the sound of blood rushing through my veins.

Not only that, but his back hurts, his thighs are still a little numb, and his whole person is not good.

'I'm getting old, I'm getting old, I can't stay up all night.

Xie Yu beat his thigh helplessly, reluctantly sat down cross-legged, and ran for a long week, and his body barely recovered.

A twenty-year-old person, a forty-fifty-year-old body.

'If you let those three old men know, you'll have to laugh at me again.'

Xie Yu seemed to hear Old Man Long's presumptuous laughter.

Shaking his head helplessly, he looked at the calm B&B.

"It shouldn't be okay in broad daylight, right?I really want to find a place to sleep~Ah

...''No, if there's chaos in the inside, it's going to be a big trouble, I'd better

keep an eye on it...' Xie Yu forcibly persuaded the upper and lower eyelids to stop for a while and continue to keep an eye on this homestay.

......

"Guest, got up so early?" Mustache

pushed open the door of the master bedroom and was surprised to see Zhang Qingyang in the living room.

Zhang Qingyang's eyes were fixed on him, as if he wanted to find clues in his eyes.

"Good morning. I am a Taoist priest and used to getting up early to do morning classes. I didn't expect the host to get up so early. It's not even five o'clock, do you have any arrangements?"

Zhang Qingyang asked meaningfully.

Hearing him say that he was a Taoist priest, the mustache was stunned for a moment, looked him up and down a few times, and then shook his head like a rattle.

He said with a smile: "I don't sleep much, I often can't sleep well at night, and I get up at about this time on weekdays to buy vegetables and prepare breakfast." "

What do you want to eat for breakfast? I'll bring it back to you when I'm shopping for food." "

I got up before five o'clock in the morning, and it wasn't all bright outside.

Zhang Qingyang shook his head, "Thank you, it's not bothersome, we'll bring it ourselves." "

There's something weird about this place, and he won't eat what the owner brings here.

When Zixu and Danyangzi get up, you have to talk to them, but don't accidentally get into the way.

The mustache nodded, said hello, put on his coat and left.

Zhang Qingyang thought about it, wrapped his coat and followed out, falling far behind him, secretly observing.

Meanwhile.

Xie Yu, who was outside the B&B, saw someone coming out of the house, and immediately lifted his spirits.

Just as he was about to follow, he suddenly noticed another person coming out of the house and following the person before him.

'What is this messing with?'

Xie Yu was stunned, his eyes suddenly lit up, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"The fat man waited all night, but I was caught!"

he smiled, twisted his round body, and followed with a fart.

......

Inside the guesthouse, Danyoko's room.

It's time for the daily morning class.

Danyangzi's body in a coma suddenly bowed into a shrimp, convulsed constantly, and sweat gradually broke out all over his body.

"Ding Chou prolongs my life, Ding Hai protects my soul, Jiazi protects my body, Jiaxu protects my shape, Jiashen solidifies my life, Jiawu guards my soul, Jiachen is my soul!"

A whimpering sound in his throat, not like a human being.

An eerie aura filled the air.

Danyangzi was half-asleep and half-awake, his consciousness was blurred, and he saw in a trance that the master was waving to him.

The beckoning action is like a fixed program, and the score is exactly the same.

If it was a normal time on weekdays, Danyangzi would definitely be able to detect the abnormality.

But at this moment, his spiritual platform was lost, and there was chaos in the sea of consciousness, so he could only walk towards the purple-robed figure in confusion.

"Master..."

Fallen limbs, degraded intelligence, out of shape..."

The purple-robed figure got closer and closer, and the familiar voice seemed to be a little distorted, but it was the voice of the master.

"Master, I'm coming

—" At that moment—

knock knock!

"Senior Brother Danyangzi, are you up? Senior Brother Zhang is gone!" came

Zixu's voice outside the door.

Danyangzi got up in a daze, his mind was a mess.

"Master... Purple Void... Zhang Shi... The stinky fart is gone?"

The stinky fart appearance of Zhang Qingyangyun flashed in his mind, and Danyangzi suddenly sobered up, and a touch of disdain flashed at the corner of his mouth.

Everything that is chaotic and chaotic is hidden, and it disappears into nothingness.

'Huh, didn't I settle last night

?'' 'Why does my head hurt so much?' I sweat so much?' I'm a little tired?'

Danyangzi took out a pill from his pocket and swallowed it.

A warm current seeped into the limbs, the body gradually recovered, and the headache was relieved a little.

Danyoko opened the door.

"Senior Brother..." "I know, the stinky fart is gone, didn't you just say it

?" Zi Xu's eyes widened, "Senior Brother Danyangzi, why do you call Senior Brother Zhang like that?"

"

What do I call him? Senior Brother Zhang?"

"Damn, how can I say what is in my heart

?" After glancing at Zixu, Danyangzi simply broke the jar and said in a showdown

: "Look at his eyes above the top, doesn't it stink?"

Zixu looked nervous and whispered: "Senior brother, don't say it, don't let Senior Brother Zhang hear it."

"I'm afraid of what? I'll say that even if they're here.

Danyangzi pursed her lips and said indifferently.

"Stinky fart, stinky fart, where did you die?"

"Hey, brother, don't..."

Zhang Qingyang came back, with a poker face and a lot of breakfast in his hand, all kinds of things.

Turned around and closed the door, and said lightly: "I don't know what you guys are used to eating in the morning, so I just bought a little casually."

Looking at the breakfast filled with a large plastic bag and a bunch of drinks such as soy milk and milk, Zixu couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

"You call this a little bit, this is a billion points, right?"

Zixu smiled, "Thank you, Senior Brother Zhang." "

Hmm.

Danyangzi pursed his lips, and secretly cursed in his heart, "stinky fart".

"You eat, I'll take a shower. "

It's slimy, and it's uncomfortable not to take a shower.

"Then hurry up, I have something to say to you.

Zhang Qingyang threw down this sentence and went back to his room.

"What a stinking fart.

Danyangzi made a mouth gesture at him and slammed the door shut.

'Who are you calling the shots, what a stinking fart!'