Taoist Temple: I was broadcast live while preaching to animals

Chapter 529

Obscene...... The

old man's nose is about to be crooked! His

face is very ugly, but he still barely squeezes out a smile.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, there is no one to replace you. He is a pilgrim, and he will be a believer in this god in the future, spare him this time, and he will be grateful to Dade for the rest

of his life..."After comforting himself very quickly, the old Taoist smiled and said:

"Where does the believer say, how can he talk about the appearance of the mountain god? That is the mountain god who protects one side, hahaha..."

He laughed dryly, but found that all the pilgrims did not buy it, and many people crossed their arms to watch his excitement.

"It's not angry, it's just a group of ignorant people, this is all the sin created by that drop of water, and you can't be angry with their people. The

pilgrim at the head sneered:

"In this kind of small temple, the worshippers don't know where the gods come out, and they say that they can protect people? If you want to say that you can protect one side, then it has to be the mountain monarch of the dripping water view!"

The mountain king roared, and the demons walked away in a strange way. In my opinion, your so-called mountain god is not a serious mountain god!" the

old man was so angry that his few beards were cocked.

"You

, you, you!" "Okay, you dripping water, on weekdays, the bear child kicked my door, and your pilgrims also came to smash my field, I wrote down this old account, and sooner or later one day the new hatred and old hatred will be counted with you!" "

I, I, what am I? If this is a serious mountain god, the plaque of the temple will not use the mountain temple, but use the temple of people's conscience?"

"Isn't it that there are many pilgrims watching people's dripping water, and you want to get a piece of the pie?

The old man was stunned, he was actually sprayed in the face by a mortal.

It's just that the other party is just a mortal, and he can't fight back yet!

" "That's not the case!" Lao

Dao snorted, and it took a long time to hold back such a sentence.

"Those drops of water are just some fame and reputation fishers, where do they have any real ability? You believe me, I can help you solve any problems you encounter!"

"If I can't do it, I'll close my door from now on, and go as far as I can!" In

front of everyone, Lao Dao said with a calm face.

Everyone looked at each other, they didn't expect this old man to be so thin-skinned, he had already stolen the name of other people's questions, and he

was not ashamed to say anything! The corner of the pilgrim's mouth showed a trace of disdain, and he sneered: "Okay, I do have some problems and am about to ask the audience on the mountain for help, if you can solve it, then I will retract what I just said and apologize to you." "

It's not to me, it's to apologize to Lord Mountain God!" said

Lao Dao with a dark face, and deliberately emphasized it.

"Believer, please sit down and tell me what problem you have encountered?"

asked the old man as he led the pilgrim to sit down.

The crowd was also interested, and looked at them curiously to see how this old way solved the problem of the pilgrims.

"Is there any way to make me lose forty pounds in three days?" said

the pilgrim with disdain, and secretly said in his heart that this was a problem that even the Spectator could not solve.

Lao Dao looked at him with a dark face, dragged his chin with one hand, and said thoughtfully: "Well~ there are still some." The

pilgrim was stunned when he heard this, and his face showed a hint of unexpected joy.

The other pilgrims who joined in the fun also showed a hint of surprise, how could this be possible to lose forty pounds in three days

? Could it be that this old way really has a way

? "Ah? Really? Tell me quickly!"

The corner of the old Tao's mouth showed a sneer: "Amputation is enough."

"Oh no, forget it. The

pilgrim's face darkened, and he got up to leave.

"It's okay if you don't want to amputate your leg, I still have a bottle of weight loss elixir here!" Lao

Dao grinned and took out a porcelain bottle.

"Well, didn't you say that there was such a good thing?" the

pilgrim's eyes lit up, and he immediately reached out and grabbed it, opened the porcelain bottle, and immediately a thick stench wafted out.

"It stinks!"

"Of course! This is my secret diet elixir! It is guaranteed to make you lose forty pounds quickly." It's just..."

"Can you really lose forty pounds? So what are you waiting for!" Where

does the pilgrim care about three seven twenty-one, he opened his mouth and swallowed it!

The corner of Lao Dao's mouth showed a hint of sneer: "What's the hurry? I haven't finished speaking, and Lao Dao won't give you this weight loss elixir."

"It's okay, you can say it. Anyway, I've already eaten it, and if I don't lose forty pounds in three days, you'll be dead!"

said the pilgrim with a wave of his hand.

Xin Dao: It's a food poisoning, in short, you want to open this temple of asking your heart!

Lao Dao shook his head, revealing a compassionate expression and said:

"This pill can indeed make you lose forty pounds in three days, but he still has extremely strong side effects, and Lao Dao has not had time to explain."

"Side effects, what side effects?" the

pilgrim touched his stomach with his hand, and there was a faint feeling that something was wrong.

Thinking of the stench of the pill, he chuckled violently in his heart.

"In these three days, you will suffer from seventy-seven and forty-nine diseases, and life is worse than death. Not to mention eating, I can't even sleep.

"Don't look at your more than 200 pounds now, in three days you will be skinny, like a dead man. Hearing

Lao Dao's words, everyone was in an uproar.

What kind of weight loss elixir is this? This is simply a murderous "weight loss elixir"!

In three days, a person of more than 200 pounds has become skinny, and I am afraid that after three days, even the person with a box will not be more than five pounds!

A

faint trace of pride flashed in Lao Dao's eyes.

chuckled and said, "You beg Lao Dao now, and Lao Dao, I will give you the antidote."

"I don't believe it!" said

the pilgrim stiffly.

As soon as the words fell, he suddenly felt a cramping pain in his lower abdomen, and the pain made his face change greatly.

"This, how is this possible? You gave me poison?!" Lao

Dao showed compassion, "Why did I give it to you?" Obviously, you snatched it yourself, but don't worry, as long as you take refuge in the mountain god, you will naturally be safe and sound. "

You poisonous way, I must expose you! You want my life!"

said the pilgrim with difficulty, and took three steps back with difficulty, and said in shock and anger.

Lao Dao shook his head helplessly.

The crowd looked horrified and immediately turned and fled.

The old way does not stop him, and the people who have entered this room will sooner or later come back with him and become his followers.

Originally, he wanted to communicate with these people with kind words, and slowly turn them into his own believers, and when he left, he easily relieved the plague.

Who knows that these people are so bad, it depends on the jokes of the old way.

It seems that the old man is still too soft-hearted.

To deal with these foolish people who have been brainwashed by the demonic way of the Dripping Water View, we have to use a more direct method!

A group of pilgrims fled from this "Temple of Asking the Heart" one after another, and the pilgrim who had eaten the poison pill was directly taken out by his friends who came with him.

When a friend asked him how he felt, he was sweating profusely and breathing heavily, saying

, "Quick, go to the dripping view!"