Chapter 278
Chapter 278
"Nannan, are you ready?" Xiao
Nannan said vigorously "um" and spread out her textbook.
Cheng Fan hurriedly browsed through the textbooks, and the textbooks were full of very simple math, Chinese and general knowledge questions.
So he said warmly: "Nan Nan will do the math problem first, and after finishing it, Master will help you check it." Then let's do Chinese dictation and recitation, okay?"
nodded obediently, and her double ponytails shook up and down, very cute.
Cheng Fan supported his cheek with one hand and watched Xiao Nannan write his homework with a smile.
The first three questions are simple four-rule operations, and there is only addition and subtraction.
Xiao Nannan quickly finished it and pushed Cheng Fan.
"Master, you're done!" the
little girl raised her head, looking like she was begging for praise and praise.
Cheng Fan smiled and touched the back of Xiao Nannan's head.
"Let Master take a look at the results of our learning in kindergarten. As he
spoke, Cheng Fan looked at Xiao Nannan's textbook.
At just one glance, Cheng Fan was stunned.
"Nannan, did you make a mistake? How much does six plus two equal?" "
Equal to four!" Xiao
Nannan blinked Kazlan's big eyes, and a pair of long black eyelashes flashed.
Cheng Fan was suddenly a little speechless.
"No, how can six plus two equal four?"
Seeing Cheng Fan's puzzled eyes, Xiao Nannan spread out her little hands.
One hand gestures to "yes", and the other hand gestures to a landline phone, making two and six gestures.
Then he counted the fingers that came out of his hand and said
, "One, two, three, four... Master, don't you see that 'six' plus 'two' is equal to four
?" "Ah?
This is okay?" Cheng Fan was dumbfounded, and said speechlessly: "Nannan, is your math taught by
the physical education teacher?" I saw Xiao Nannan look at Cheng Fan in surprise, "Master, how do you know
?" "Huh?" "
Teacher Duoduo is sick, and now Teacher An An, who teaches physical education, is responsible for teaching us mathematics."
Cheng Fan suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, and covered his face helplessly.
Later, I taught Xiao Nannan arithmetic again.
Xiao Nannan suddenly realized: "Oops! Teacher Duoduo talked about it in class, but I accidentally forgot it." As he
spoke, he stuck out his tongue embarrassedly and looked at Cheng Fan embarrassedly.
Cheng Fan shook his head and said with a smile: "It's okay, let's look at the next question." A family of three needs to use six chopsticks, why does Nan Nan write four?"
Xiao Nan scratched her head and said innocently: "Master, because I have always only used a spoon to eat!"
Cheng Fan twitched the corner of his mouth.
There's nothing wrong with it, Xiao Nan does eat with only a spoon.
"This one, fifteen minus eight, why hasn't it been calculated?"
Xiao Nannan shook her head, "I won't count."
Cheng Fan was helpless and found a blank piece of paper to calculate.
"Look, fifteen minus eight, five can't subtract eight, borrow one forward..."
"It doesn't borrow, it doesn't borrow..." It
dares not to borrow?
Cheng Fan slammed it with a thunderbolt in the palm of his hand! Cheng
Fan tiredly removed the mathematics textbook and took out the Chinese textbook.
"Nannan, let's do the language first. Math put aside first.
Cheng Fan squeezed out a smile and said with difficulty.
Xindao: There won't be any moths in the language, right?
Dictation went on smoothly.
Xiao Nannan even knows the rare characters in the Taoist scriptures, and the simplified Chinese characters naturally can't help her.
In addition, Xiao Nannan's cultivation is in her body, and her understanding is also high, so she has to recite Taoist scriptures and exercises since she was a child, and it is not difficult for her to memorize.
Cheng Fan nodded with satisfaction.
Sure enough, there was no problem with Xiao Nannan's language.
Until this sentence-making question....
Cheng Fan's mouth was about to be crooked.
Pointing to the sentence and asking, "What do you mean 'spring is coming, Master is green'?!"
Xiao Nan smiled, "Master, you usually only wear white and black robes, but you wear green Taoist robes in spring, isn't that green?"
Looking at Xiao Nannan's smirking face, Cheng Fan's eyelids twitched and he forcibly suppressed his breath.
Tong Yan is unscrupulous, not angry, not angry.
Taking a deep breath, he said, "Master is wearing a cyan robe, which is azure. You see, that robe doesn't look like the blue color it was at the beginning of the day?"
Xiao
Nannan looked at the sky outside the main hall, and the sky showed a beautiful cyan.
Cheng Fan sighed and said, "Alas, let's take a look at the common sense questions again..."
"Uh... Something seems to be wrong. The
little girl said curtly.
Cheng Fan's brows jumped, and he said speechlessly: "Believe it or not, take out a
forty-meter machete for the teacher?" Xiao Nannan pouted, "Then Master, your forty-meter-long machete is just used to sharpen my fifteen-meter-long pencil." "
Hiss——!
Cheng Fan's blood surged.
Just as he was about to say something, Xu Huan's voice suddenly came from the backyard.
"Master, Nannan, let's have breakfast!" Seeing
that Cheng Fan's face was a little dark, Xiao Nannan hurriedly pushed open the textbook and took the opportunity to slip away.
"Sister Huanhuan, I want to kill your food!" "
Uh, don't you eat it every day?"
"Oh, I just want to."
Cheng Fan: "..."
Don't be angry, there is no one to replace you when you are sick.
It's not worth it, it's not worth it.
It's just that it seems that I have to catch my homework in the future.
No, it's better to leave it to Mingzhen to keep an eye on.
Shaking his head, Cheng Fan also walked to the backyard.
Walking into the courtyard gate, I saw Xiao Nannan and Tu Shan Yaoyao sitting together whispering, Ren Le and Xu Huan talked very happily.
The big tiger also hugged his own rice bowl and ate it deliciously.
Seeing Cheng Fan come in, Dahu immediately put down the rice bowl and pounced excitedly.
"Roar!" Cheng
Fan hugged him.
He patted the big tiger's furry back, and asked with a smile, "What's the matter, big tiger, why are you so enthusiastic today?"
and heard a soft roar.
Then the big tiger released his mana, revealing the momentum of the ninth layer of qi training.
Cheng Fan was surprised: "It's amazing to advance so quickly." This is already our big tiger's second epiphany, right?"
the big tiger nodded and licked Cheng Fan.
"Good, worth encouraging.
Cheng Fan smiled and pushed away the big tiger's head and took out a pill from the system space.
"I just broke through, and the advancement is a little unstable. This pill can help you stabilize your realm as soon as possible, and it will be good for you to eat it..."Before he
finished speaking, the pill was sucked into the stomach by the big tiger.
Cheng Fan shook his head with a smile, "What's the hurry? I haven't finished my sentence yet." The
big tiger looked up and glared at the tiger's eyes.
"This pill is strong and has the effect of cutting the marrow of the I Ching.
Dahu tilted his head, not understanding a word.
Cheng Fan shook his head and slapped Dahu's ass violently.
"Hurry up and find a place to go to the toilet!"
Dahu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt a tumble in his stomach.
"Roar ——!
".
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