Stupid, you can draw!

Chapter 25

Wang Xiaohu went home for two days. Apart from being praised by his relatives and friends as a brave (monkey) (smart) for two days like Ma Liao, he also sold a few miscellaneous things from the mechanical city that he could bring back. nation.

Although the Science Department met with him was not the highest leadership level of the Brave Science Department such as Minister Tu and Academician Hua, the person who met Wang Xiaohu in the Science Department was also a very capable section chief. In addition to excellent comprehensive strength, he also has a very advanced talent for observing words and demeanor, and being good at persuasion.

Only one meeting made Wang Xiaohu, a hot-blooded young man, loyal to the country, and made a special promise that he would try his best to inject spiritual support into his elder brother Ma Liao, so that he would not be so sad when everything happened.

Of course, the country will not treat such honest children badly.Wang Xiaohu's parents were directly arranged for treatment in the best hospital and ward, and the things Wang Xiaohu brought back were sold at a high price of 3000 million.It can be said that even if Wang Xiaohu died in the second level of Zootopia, his parents would really have no worries about food and clothing.

Wang Xiaohu's father and mother were both excited and sad, proud and apprehensive.

Probably every parent who loves their children does not want their children to enter the dangerous game world to fight for their lives, but they are the ones who drag their sons down. This may be one of the most painful things.

Fortunately, Wang Xiaohu himself is a very energetic, optimistic and open-minded young man, and he is lucky enough to keep up with Ma Liao, a more powerful elder brother.This made Wang Xiaohu's parents feel better, but before the end of this global game of braves, they might not have a peaceful day.It's just that when facing the child, the king's father and queen mother never pass on their worry and pessimism to their son.

So, Wang Xiaohu went home full of energy.I also brought a jar of Buddha jumping over the wall made by his mother to pay tribute to Big Brother.

"Big Brother, Big Brother! This is a folk version of Buddha Jumping Over the Wall made by my mother! It is definitely the level of a top chef in the folk. I am so big and strong, and I was fed by my mother! She said she must thank you for taking me, let I brought this jar of Buddha Jumping Over the Wall for you to eat! Let’s eat this for dinner tonight! Whether it’s fried rice or noodles, even hot pot is great!”

Ma Liao looked at the big jar that could feed ten people, paused for a moment and still showed a polite smile: "Thank you, auntie. I'm looking forward to it."

Wang Xiaohu was even happier when he heard this, and began to talk about the information he found with his mobile phone: "It's the first time I use a mobile phone specially customized by the country! It feels different when you touch it! Hahaha and there are no advertisements and advertisements at all. Rogue software can pop up automatically!! Super cool!"

"The Academy of Sciences data app that comes with the phone is even better! You can find out everything you want!"

"I found out that the task of Crazy Zootopia is easy or difficult, but the most important thing is to distinguish clearly the difference between 'animals that can be hunted' and 'animal life' in Zootopia."

"Just as foreigners see the same appearance as Chinese people, and it is difficult for us to distinguish between foreigners, in the animal city that believes in nature and wildness, it is difficult for human beings to distinguish the animals wandering on the street with the naked eye. Be it an animal or an orc. Because although the animals in Crazy Animal City are considered criminals, most of them are not death row prisoners, and there are even some light-sentenced orcs who are about to be released after serving their sentences. They are only serving their sentences in Crazy Animal City, so humans The brave are not allowed to kill orcs in the city."

"Because of this rule, not to mention ordinary braves like us who have only entered the game for half a month, even the elite braves from various countries who entered the game at the beginning suffered heavy losses in this level. Some bad-tempered orcs will deliberately use Animal forms attack human heroes, and if human heroes can’t tell whether they are beastmen or animals, they will easily fall into a passive position.”

When Wang Xiaohu said this, his voice was a little low, but soon he cheered up: "But the previous passers-by still found a solution to this problem! That is the 'animal language translator' and the 'shape mirror'!"

"The former of these two things can directly translate the meaning expressed by the different howls of animals. If it is an ordinary animal that can be hunted, the animal language translator will mostly only display 'kill', 'eat', 'hungry' and 'scared'' Happy' and other relatively simple sentences, but if it is an orc in its original form, it can probably be translated as 'kill you', 'I x your uncle', 'hehe idiot', 'I will bite you and you will chase me!' This kind of very Words apparently only uttered by intelligent beings. This makes it easy to distinguish animals from orcs."

Ma Liao twitched the corner of his mouth when he heard this, and then nodded: "It's easy to tell if you have it." After all, a real pig will not turn around and shout at you while running wildly, "Come after me, Come and chase me!" This kind of nonsense.

However, Ma Liao asked his soul: "Is it expensive?"

Wang Xiaohu, who is also not very rich on the earth: "Uh, the store in Brave Town sells [-] energy coins, and the crazy animal city sells [-] energy coins. It's a bit expensive."

"However, it is said that in the animal city, you can work for the orcs to make money. Although most brave people can't afford an animal language translator in the brave town, after half a month in the animal city, you can almost afford it."

After hearing this, Ma Liao nodded and then shook his head deeply: "Poverty may be the original sin of all living beings."

This sentence directly detonated the barrage resonance of the audience who watched their live broadcast.

[Woo woo woo I'm guilty!I have sinned deeply! ! 】

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L Lvl, it’s so hard. 】

[Hey, why howling, I am a vegetative person with a level nine civilization, and I still owe millions of dollars every day to find nutritious soil and water sources, who is not a poor person. 】

Then the audience on earth saw a large wave of barrages of alien friends who expressed their lack of [high-energy soil], [energy gems], [energy food], etc. crying poorly. Looking at these barrages, the audience on earth suddenly felt that they seemed to be related to The high-level civilized life suddenly drew a great distance.

But when everyone was weeping and sighing, Ma Liao, who had just said a soulful sentence, suddenly said again: "However, my Xiaolan is not guilty of this."

Ma Liao took out a palm-sized little orchid potted plant from his pocket, stretched out his hand and poked the fork of his small withered tree and the two newly grown leaves, showing a smile of Mashi Versailles: "It was born pure and beautiful of."

Langdon Dahl's crazy fans: [Yes, yes, yes!you're right!We, Xiaolan, were born pure, beautiful and without original sin, just like Paladin Langdon Dahl! ! 】

Earth audience: […]

Alien audience: […]

If it weren't for the light of money in your eyes, we would really believe what you said.

Wang Xiaohu followed the boss and brazenly said: "Yes, Xiaolan is so beautiful! And its small leaves look very valuable! Boss, do you sell leaves?"

Ma Liao directly rolled his eyes at the number one boy, shrunk Xiaolan a little and put it in his pocket: "I wouldn't even sell it if I sold you."

After finishing speaking, he added another sentence: "I have money now. Don't worry."

Wang Xiaohu: "...?"

"What is another shape mirror? Is it similar to the demon mirror?"

Wang Xiaohu said twice: "Brother is witty! The shape mirror is almost a similar function. It can directly reflect the appearance of animal-shaped orcs through the mirror! This is definitely the most suitable good thing for human heroes in the crazy animal city. It is Well, cough, very expensive."

When Ma Liao heard the word "very expensive", he felt a little depressed, but considering the practicality of this mirror, he still asked, "How expensive?"

If it was [-] energy coins, he gritted his teeth and

Wang Xiaohu said honestly, "One energy coin is [-]."

Ma Liao's half-opened eyes were widened by the number: "How much do you say?"

Wang Xiaohu bowed his head silently: "One energy coin is [-]."

Ma Liao nodded after being silent: "It's not that things are expensive, it's that I don't deserve them."

"Huzi, since we have entered this game of the brave, we must always remember to rely on our own ability and wisdom to pass the level. Don't rely too much on external things."

Wang Xiaohu nodded in agreement, "Brother, can you buy an animal language translator?"

Ma Liao: "Of course, buy two!"

He can't afford [-] energy coins, can't he afford [-] energy coins? !Buying two was his last stubbornness.

Then Ma Liao and Wang Xiaohu found the grocery store in Brave Town, where they bought two animal language translators.

When they were buying a translator, they also met Zhang Meng and Jin Cancan, who were together. When Jin Cancan saw Brother Ma, his eyes lit up: "Brother Ma, are you here to buy an animal language translator too? Brother Zhang and I The combined money of two people is only enough to buy an animal language translator, but because the price in Animal City is more than double that of Brave Town, we decided to buy one first. At least the basic safety must be guaranteed .”

Ma Liao nodded, and then he looked at Zhang Meng and Jin Cancan who had taken out all their belongings.After thinking about it, I spent [-] energy coins in the grocery store and bought two packs of [-] nutritional supplements in total and gave them to Zhang Meng and Jin Cancan.

Although he didn't intend to form a team with the two of them, but if he meets him, he is capable, so let's help.

"You have to stay there until you complete the task in Animal City. The longest time limit is one month. You should put this at the bottom of your backpack."

Jin Cancan smiled and rolled her eyes when she saw the nutrient, she took the nutrient without pretense, and thanked Ma Li proudly: "Then thank you, Brother Ma! Can we go to the city together tomorrow morning? You don’t have to form a team to complete the task, but if you go the same way, can you cooperate and collect food in the suburbs?”

Ma Liao thought for a while, then nodded: "Okay."

He doesn't hate acting with others, he just hates people who pin their hopes on others and shrink back.

In the evening, Ma Liao and Wang Xiaohu really had a delicious meal of Buddha Jumping Over the Wall hot pot. The delicacy of the world made Ma Liao unable to maintain his dejected true colors. wolf howling.And Wang Xiaohu even ate the Buddha Tiaoqiang hot pot directly and got nosebleeds. When he held his nose and said in disbelief that I actually ate the Buddha Tiaoqiang hot pot and lost blood, Ma Liao almost sprayed the abalone in his mouth.

On Earth, Ms. Wang's face was a little red. She just wanted to thank her son's leading brother, so she put in a lot of material, so, maybe, probably, she overdid it.

At [-] o'clock in the morning of the next day, which was the last day for the brave men who passed the first level to stay in the town of brave men, Ma Liao, Wang Xiaohu, Jin Cancan, and Zhang Meng walked out of the town of brave men who had passed the first level together.At the same time, other brave men who passed the first level with them also chose to leave the town at this time. Ma Liao saw his vodka friend Slov again, and the two smiled at each other across the crowd.

Although everyone didn't say it clearly, these hundreds of brave men are also tacitly moving forward together.Since ordinary people were allowed to enter the game of the brave, it was the first time in more than half a month that hundreds of braves gathered together.

Just the picture of walking together like this made the eyes of countless people on earth who watched the live broadcast red.That is pride, but also hope.

When the brave men walked out of the stone city walls of the town, what they saw was a lush and vast world, which seemed to symbolize the beginning of another stage.Looking forward from here, one can vaguely see the majestic orc city in the distance.

……

The road leading to the city of beastmen is not rough, but as they get closer to the city of beastmen, the flowers and trees on the roadside become more and more prosperous, and the various game animals that jump in front of them become more and more beautiful. more and more.The brave men looked at these small animals with their eyes wide open, took out the weapons they picked up, bought or brought with them, and started the collective hunting before entering the city.

Although Crazy Zootopia is different from Guilty Mechanics City, the orcs in Zootopia will grow or breed food, and the shops in the city will also sell cheap delicacies, but the former needs brave people to work for the orcs, I don’t know what difficulties they will face, the latter Need energy coins.The collectively poor and hardworking braves naturally would not miss the opportunity to collect food for free in the suburbs.

Just like entering the Mech City, as long as you enter the Animal City before [-]:[-] pm today, there will be no problem.Moreover, the orcs in Animal City will not come out to kill people in the streets in the middle of the night. The night in Animal City is relatively friendly... right?

Anyway, everyone started hunting collectively in the wild.

However, after the hunt started, the expressions of the brave men became quite tangled and awkward.But the earth audience who watched the live broadcast with their mobile phones had already maxed out the barrage with all kinds of hilarious onomatopoeia.

[Hahahahahaha!Fuck me!This is the most hilarious hunt I've ever seen hahahaha! 】

【Goose, Goose, Goose, Goose!Almost laughed at me, what was that big goose talking about?Don't beat me up? 】

[When that beautiful reed hen crowed, my girlfriend and I spat juice on each other's face.Goose, goose, goose, hahahaha, quack, quack, I'm fucking going crazy laughing! 】

[The animal language translator is really a cosmic artifact! 】

As the last barrage said, the hunting embarrassment this time is on this animal language translator.Because it is difficult to distinguish orcs from animals in Crazy Animal City, and killing non-target orcs will directly punish them with death, all brave men who have checked the information will try their best to scrape together and buy an animal language translator in Brave Town.

Then wouldn't this come in handy?Even though they haven't entered the Crazy Animal City yet, they saw a domestic pig turn into a little fat man in the town of the brave before. If the brave dared to kill chickens and catch rabbits, they would be damned.

So, this time the brave men hunted on the outskirts of Animal City with a very strange smell——

Wang Xiao's tiger eyes were sharp, and he spotted a turkey rushing out of the bushes. He threw a fireball at the turkey with an animal language translator in one hand and the other.The picture formed is that the turkey is screaming and running away in front, and Wang Xiaohu is chasing behind [ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh].

This [Ah ah ah ah] was of course not yelled by Wang Xiaohu, but by the animal language translator in his hand, which yelled out for the chicken.

The first time Wang Xiaohu heard this chicken-screaming ahhhhhh, he didn't hold the fireball properly and almost burned his hair.

Wang Xiaohu's behavior is not bad.

Because the chicken he was chasing could only know [ahhhh], it was definitely a real chicken.

But the duck that Jin Cancan and Zhang Meng chased and intercepted was different.Because it says one more word.

"Quack quack quack quack!" [Ah ah ah ah run! 】

Just because of this one word, Jin Cancan and Zhang Meng blocked the duck for more than ten minutes, and when they were sure that it would only say this one word over and over again, they dared to catch the duck and kill it, which was extremely exhausting.

Similar situations were staged in all the live broadcasts of brave men chasing their prey, no wonder everyone laughed out loud.

However, no one is more tired than a few brave men from Japan and the United States.

Because the big white goose and the beautiful reed hen they were chasing turned out to be unexpectedly strong language talents——

The big white goose flapped its wings quickly and flew forward, while throwing its neck up and roaring angrily.

The translator in the hands of the Japanese brave man who was chasing after kept yelling in goose language: [Don't beat me! 】【Come on, the brave are not afraid of fighting! 】【Your uncle! 】【idiot! 】【Stupid, I can fly! 】

And the translator in the hands of the American brave who was chasing the beautiful little hen with reed flowers was in another style: [Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-oom-no-do-not-chasing-me! Don't chase me!" 】【Ah, it hurts so much, I'm hurt! 】【He has already admitted defeat, why are you still chasing him! 】【Yeah, let him go soon... ah~】

When the little hen-flavored [Ah~] came out, Ma Liao, who was standing there like a mushroom, couldn't help but burst out.

This cry and language are really fucking amazing.

It is precisely because of the sound and speech that the Japanese and American brave men who were chasing the big white goose and the little hen stopped, and began to doubt life.

Is this big white goose an orc?It sounds like you have a bad temper!

This little reed hen must be a squeamish female orc, right?Cough, otherwise it would be too, too loud.

The Japanese brave and the American brave began to try their best to talk to the big white goose and the little hen, asking if they were orcs.But the irascible goose and the squeamish little chicken cuddled each other to keep warm, and one despised everything with its black peas eyes: [What are you looking at? 】The other fanned his little wings weakly: 【嘿嘤嘤。 】

Japanese brave man, American brave man: "..."

Okay, the animals in this place are not only such a goose and a chicken, can't we change the target?

Then amidst the crazy laughter of the barrage, the two teams of braves went to find other animals.

The irascible goose and the squeamish chick, who had won again, looked up to the sky and laughed.

Then the irritable goose noticed Ma Liao, who was watching with gusto, and it flapped its big wings proudly and flew towards Ma Liao. Li Ao, even said to Ma Liao: [What are you looking at, idiot? 】

The smile on Ma Liao's face disappeared.

For a second, he stretched out his hand to grab the goose's neck, and after a pause of two seconds, the knife in the other hand flashed coldly.The invincible big goose died of arrogance and stupidity just like that.

"Hey, why are you?"

Earthling:【! !shock! !danger! ! 】

The little reed hen was dumbfounded, and was so frightened... frightened. [Cackling. 】

Ma Liao looked at the hot egg, looked down at it for a moment, and waved it away.

When the little hen was running, it still made [嘤咚咱] [Ah~] sounds all the way, obviously, it is not a real orc.

Then Ma Liao squatted down and looked at the big goose whose body had been separated, and said in a very earnest tone:

"Do you know why you died?"

"Because the villain dies because of too many words and only a few words."

"It's also because no matter how small-minded an orc is, he will call for help immediately after being caught by me."

"I gave you two seconds, and you still only call yourself a fool."

"So remember to keep a low profile when you reincarnate in your next life, um, you need to be more careful."

【…】

【Kneel...】

[It’s not two seconds, what if I can’t react?Although it can only say those few curse words over and over again, what if it makes a mistake? 】

【Do not ask.Asking is the mourning pony brother, people don't talk too much! 】

The author has something to say: Big Goose: Just regret, regret.Victory makes me swell, I would have known that I would not have called him an idiot and provoked QAQ.

Little Hen: Miserable.I don't have a partner in the future, I wonder if I can still fool the brave man?