Siheyuan: How dare I mess with a man who is an expert in men's health?

Chapter 489: Silly Zhu surrenders

Although there were some minor setbacks, Shazhu was still very excited because he finally bought the bicycle he had always dreamed of.

After leaving the supply and marketing cooperative and coming onto the street, he suddenly felt that he had become the focus of everyone's attention.

Sha Zhu had already learned to ride a bike when he was an apprentice in Fengze Garden, so he kicked off with great confidence and was ready to rush out in style.

But maybe it was because he hadn't ridden for a long time and his technique was rusty. He rushed too hard and lost his balance, and fell flat on his face in front of everyone.

Sha Zhu ignored the pain in his body and quickly stood up to check his bicycle. He couldn't let the newly bought one get broken.

Fortunately, things from this era are sturdy and durable, and there are no scratches at all.

Sha Zhu breathed a sigh of relief, only to realize that passers-by were looking at him strangely.

He originally wanted to pretend, but he ended up making a fool of himself. He could only push the cart away in shame.

After Sha Zhu went to get his certificate and stamped it, he found that it was almost time to get off work, so he was too lazy to go back to the factory to continue working. He was used to being criticized anyway.

So he found a secluded alley, thinking of practicing his driving again, and he must not embarrass himself again after returning to the courtyard.

After practicing for a while, Sha Zhu rode towards Nanluoguxiang with a proud look on his face.

But what he didn't expect was that what he was greeted with was not envious looks from everyone, but unscrupulous pointing and criticizing.

Some of the aunties were not shy at all, and looked at Sha Zhu with eyes like knives, while at the same time discussing with each other openly.

"Oh my! Is this true? Why are people saying Sha Zhu is a eunuch today?"

"That's probably the case. I heard that many doctors couldn't help him. It's really pitiful.

His father ran off with a widow again, and I don’t know if he has any more children, otherwise the He family might be extinct…”

Sha Zhu's eyes turned red with anger, he stopped the car and retorted loudly: "Shut up!

This is a rumor, you are not allowed to spread it! I am getting married soon and I can prove that I am a normal man! "

Someone wanted to retort, but was stopped by the person next to him, who also advised: "Don't provoke him, it's pitiful."

Then he comforted Sha Zhu: "We are all neighbors, we will definitely not laugh at you in the future.

By the way, do you want to adopt a child? I have a relative who works in a nursery, and there are a lot of orphans there."

"Ahhh..." Sha Zhu yelled a few times to vent his anger, feeling that the gossipy woman was really unreasonable!

If he didn't know that these aunties on the street were so difficult to deal with, he would definitely rush up and beat them up.

Sha Zhu originally wanted to ride slowly and wait for the crowds of people getting off work, so that he could show off his bicycle in Nanluoguxiang.

But I couldn't stay any longer in this situation, so I could only get on my bike and flee.

Several aunts looked at Sha Zhu's hurried back and continued to discuss with emotion.

"Why... is he yelling so loudly? Are you unable to cope with this and have gone crazy?"

"It looks like it. We need to report it to the street office immediately and help Sha Zhu get his bearings. Don't let him do anything out of line."

"Huh? I didn't notice it just now, but Shazhu is riding a new bicycle!

Didn't he say his job has been unstable lately? Why is he still spending so much money?"

"Oh! Don't be envious, everyone. Anyone with a little bit of money can come up with two hundred yuan.

It’s just that I have a whole family to support, so I can’t afford to buy a car, and there’s no need to.

"Shazhu earns his own money, doesn't have to worry about getting married, and has a bunch of kids to raise, so he should definitely enjoy himself. Why would he save money to carry with him into his coffin?"

"..."

Everyone nodded, thinking it made sense.

If Shazhu heard this, he would probably be so angry that he would vomit blood. He just wanted to buy a bicycle to show off, but you combined it with rumors and created a logical loop?

He rode all the way to Compound No. 95 with his head down, not daring to pay any attention to the gossipy neighbors, knowing that arguing with them would only bring humiliation upon himself.

But when he arrived at the gate of the compound, he happened to run into the person he least wanted to see, so he quickly braked the car and took two steps back, being nervous and alert. He was really nervous when he saw that evil star.

Cao Anping was a little surprised to see Sha Zhu riding a new bicycle.

He remembered that in the original plot, he seemed to have only bought a ladies' bicycle for He Yushui, so how come he was riding a 28-inch bicycle himself?

'It seems I'm the one who caused this change,' Cao Anping thought to himself, but didn't pay much attention to it.

Although Sha Zhu already had a psychological trauma, he was still unwilling to lose his momentum in public.

So he patted the new bicycle proudly and snorted disdainfully, as if to say provocatively: I also have a bicycle, no worse than yours!

Cao Anping was speechless. He felt that the other party was really mentally retarded. How could he only remember the food and not the beating?

He didn't want to indulge the other party, and frowned and asked: "What did you just say? Are you itching for trouble again?"

Cao Anping was just looking for trouble on purpose, intending to correct Sha Zhu's bad habit of acting sarcastic whenever he saw him.

Living in a compound like this for a long time is disgusting.

Sha Zhu subconsciously took a step back and stammered, "You...don't mess around!

Yesterday...yesterday you just attacked me with a weapon, that's not fair. If it really comes down to one-on-one, you can't beat me!"

"Heh..." Cao Anping was so angry that he laughed. He took out his gun and flashed it before saying unhappily:

"What the hell is fair! What can I do to you if I bully you?

If you dare to talk nonsense, I will slap you in the face; if you dare to show your fists, I will beat you with a stick; if you dare to use weapons, I will shoot you!

This isn't a martial arts competition, it's just unethical! Did you hear that clearly?"

"I..." Sha Zhu's eyes bulged. He didn't expect Cao Anping to have a gun. He broke out in a cold sweat, but he still stuttered back:

"Don't... don't scare me. I don't believe you dare to shoot. It's illegal!"

Cao Anping narrowed his eyes and replied, "How about a gamble? I'll allow you to go back and grab some weapons, and see if I can make a couple of holes for you?"

He was really angry. This guy dared to mention something illegal without any self-awareness!

Why didn't you talk about the law when you were bullying people in the yard? Why didn't you think of the law when you were ambushing me in the alley?

So you are such a double standard, huh? How disgusting!

Seeing Cao Anping's disgusted expression, which looked like he wanted to shoot him twice right away, Sha Zhu swallowed unconsciously and finally gave in:

"I...just snorted, I didn't...I didn't scold you."

"You can't even hum, and you can't even glare at me! Otherwise, I'll beat you up every time I see you! Do you understand?"

Cao Anping raised his eyebrows and continued to pressure him, just to knock down the bastard's inexplicable self-esteem and make him submit.

Sha Zhu felt aggrieved. They lived in the same compound, and he saw her more than once every day. This was too cruel.

But the situation was stronger than him. Realizing that he couldn't get back on track no matter what, he could only admit defeat and weakly replied, "I know...I know."