Chapter 102 Fat Aunt
Chapter 102 Fat Aunt
Pretending not to hear what Gongsun Linglong said just now, Zhang Liang asked with a smile on his face: "Since this is the case, Zifang should go all out. Just ask Mr. Gongsun, what is the topic of this debate?"
Gongsun Linglong, who was immersed in Zhang Liang's beauty, didn't respond. After hearing Li Si's cough, she hid it and said with a smile: "Why don't we use the white horse as the theme?"
Zhang Liang nodded, then stood up under Gongsun Linglong's surprised eyes, and said: "Mr. Gongsun, please wait a moment." Then he waved to the door: "Ziming, come here."
Gongsun Linglong looked at Zhang Liang waving at the door, and felt a bad premonition in her heart. Zhang Liang is a talented person. Could it be that he has invited some powerful foreign aid?It's just that after she saw the appearance of the person, all the previous seriousness turned into deep resentment.The beautiful boy that was agreed upon ran away, and a bratty kid came here. If it were you, you would be angry too.What's more, seeing that child's clumsy appearance, I must be underestimated!
Gongsun Linglong looked sadly at the sun hanging outside the door, why Mr. Zhang Liang just didn't understand the mind of the slave family, so sad.
Tianming, who had already received the method taught by Zhang Liang, walked onto the stage with a face full of excitement. As for the strange eyes of the students around him, just pretend he didn't see it.Sitting opposite Gongsun Linglong, compared with Gongsun Linglong's huge body, Tianming's small body seemed younger. Coupled with Tianming's excited rookie expression, the Confucian disciples closed their eyes one after another. What happened next was really unbearable to look at.
Next door, Mo Nian, who had rearranged the room, made tea again, and as soon as it was brought to his mouth, he heard Zhang Liang's words to let Tianming play.The corner of his mouth curled into a big arc. Mo Nian put down the teacup in his hand, looked up at Xunzi and said, "Why don't Master guess what the outcome of this debate will be?"
Xunzi stroked his beard with a detached look on his face: "Seeing how confident I am, I must have figured out a solution. I just need to listen to it."
Mo Nian choked, unexpectedly that Xunzi would say such a thing, it really surprised her.
Looking at Tianming who was playing, Li Si frowned slightly, always feeling a little familiar with this Confucian disciple.Looking back on the past, I should have never seen this Confucian disciple, so I shook my head, attributing this familiar feeling to my illusion.On the other hand, Chu Nangong, who was still coughing gradually weakened, and a slight snoring sounded.The Xinghun next to him sneered, sending such young disciples on stage, the Confucianism really has no one left.
Seeing that everyone was focusing their eyes on him, Tianming just rolled his eyes carelessly, with an eager look on his face.Thinking of the method Zhang Liang said, Tianming couldn't stop laughing in his heart, hey fat aunt, wait a minute and see if you can still laugh.However, the preparations that should be made still need to be done, and he said impatiently: "Oh, why is it me again? Every time you encounter such an easy opponent, let me come, it's really annoying. Could it be a bit of a challenge!" As he spoke, he spread his hands on purpose, expressing his reluctance.
Hearing Tianming's words, Gongsun Linglong's nose was about to turn crooked: "Stinky boy, what are you talking about?!" She originally wanted to let this kid lose so badly.Who knew that this kid was so weak, what an easy opponent to deal with?They have won seven games in a row!Wait a minute and see how my sister makes you lose, I guarantee you won't be able to cry.
Although Tianming's words were a bit arrogant, since Zhang Liang personally called the names, he must have some skills, right?Just as the Confucian disciples were comforting themselves, Zimu, who was the first to play, said, "Ziming, what are you doing? You can't even read the Analects fluently. Come down quickly, don't embarrass everyone!"
The Confucian disciple next to him was dumbfounded, and looked at Zimu with a dry voice: "Brother Zimu, is what you said just now true?"
Zimu looked serious. He looked at Tianming who didn't take it seriously, and said with a troubled expression: "This kid doesn't know anything at all! What did the third uncle think, why did he let him play? Just let that kid Yu is a hundred times stronger than him!"
Hearing Zimu's words, Confucianism closed his eyes again, and said together silently in his heart: This is not true, this is not true.
Zimu's voice was very loud, not only Li Si who was seated, but even Gongsun Linglong heard it.Gongsun Linglong chuckled, pointed at Tianming's blue and white face with a mask and said: "My little brother, if you can't do it, there is still time to go down now, let your classmate Ziyu come up to help you."
Tianming gritted his teeth fiercely, Shaoyu, it's Shaoyu again!This time I want to prove it to everyone, I am also very amazing!Thinking of this, Tianming grinned, and said to the astonished Gongsun Linglong, "Why, is it possible that you are afraid, fat aunt?"
"Huh?!" Fat, big, mom? !
"Pfft—cough cough" Zhang Liang coughed to cover up his laughter, Tianming was really amazing, and he intended to arouse Gongsun Linglong's anger, who knew that this kid did such a good job!Well, seeing how Gongsun Linglong is going to eat people, my sister's plan should be easier to succeed, right?
"Student Ziming... really unique." Yan Lu took a deep breath, restraining himself from laughing, and only then did he realize that this little guy Tianming actually has this kind of ability.
All the important figures present here have their own self-cultivation, but the standing Confucian disciples don't have this kind of tolerance. The crowd burst into low laughter, successfully making Gongsun Linglong look bad.Li Si coughed, and the laughter gradually faded away.Pretending not to see that Gongsun Linglong was angry, Tianming leaned forward and said curiously: "They all say that I have the least education, and every time I meet a weak opponent, let me come. Fat aunt, you must And the weakest, right? That's why they let me come."
Gongsun Linglong's hands holding the mask couldn't help trembling. This kid, yelling at each other, is really unforgivable!Seeing Tianming's playful smile, Gongsun Linglong felt a burst of suffocation, and her eyes darkened.Where did Confucianism go to recruit such a top-notch, wild boy who came from nowhere, today you must kneel on the ground and sing conquest to my sister!Cough, kneel down and beg for mercy!
Suppressing the anger in her chest, Gongsun Linglong's tone was no longer pretentious, and said coldly: "My little brother, we still use the white horse as the topic."
Tianming turned his head in confusion, and looked at Gongsun Linglong who ordered someone to bring the tall horse. It seemed that this horse was the fat aunt's heirloom. I don't know if the fat aunt will cry later?Pretending not to know, he turned around and said, "White horse? You mean that horse?"
Gongsun Linglong smiled smugly, thinking how smart you are, but you are also an idiot!Before Tianming could react, Gongsun Linglong immediately said: "Horse? Where did the horse come from? It's obviously a white horse, not a horse."
Tianming immediately asked: "What? You said this white horse is not a horse?" After speaking, he still looked puzzled, making Zhang Liang, who knew the truth, laugh with a stomach ache. This kid is really good at acting.
Gongsun Linglong laughed immediately, at this speed, the brat in front of him should surrender in a while: "Exactly, a white horse is not a horse."
Tianming clapped his hands and suddenly realized: "I think what you said is very reasonable, fat aunt!"
Hearing the word "Fat Aunt" again, Gongsun Linglong finally started to roar: "Don't call me fat!!!" After shouting, she looked at Zhang Liang with a flushed face, "Mr. Strange."
Zhang Liang twitched the corner of his mouth fiercely again, why could he be shot in this state? !Fat aunt, please let me go!
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small theater--
Zhang Liang: Sister, don't meet Chi Lian again!
Mo Nian: We haven't seen each other in six chapters! 【Do not believe the number】
Zhang Liang: Sister, don't drink Chi Lian to meet!
Mo Nian: We live in the same room! !
Zhang Liang: Because I'm very disturbed, so sister, please don't go out from the room [takes out handcuffs]
Mo Nian: Enough is enough for me! ! ! [Zhang Liang: I will take care of my sister for the rest of my life! 】
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