NBA: Becoming stronger starts with hard work and mastery

Chapter 273

Lin Moxue nodded in sudden realization: "So that's how it is."

Qiao Sheng smiled at her: "There are so many strange surnames in the daily life, it's normal for you to misunderstand."

Lin Moxue counted on her fingers: "No, look, aren't surnames like Matsushita, Inoue, and Yamabe quite normal?"

"Normal?" Qiao Sheng laughed: "The ones you mentioned are the stupidest."

"Stupid? What do you mean?" Lin Moxue asked curiously.

Hearing what Qiao Sheng said, Wu Yuanxing also became interested and asked: "Qiao Sheng, tell me, I'm quite curious."

Qiao Sheng suddenly kept it a secret: "What version do you want to hear?"

Lin Moxue was surprised: "Is there a version of this? What versions are there?"

"Crosstalk version and historical version, which one do you want to hear?" Qiao Sheng raised two fingers.

Lin Moxue and Wu Yuanxing looked at each other and said at the same time: "Crosstalk version!"

"Okay." Qiao Sheng stood up and opened the door, shouting to the outside: "Zhou Cong, come here!"

Zhou Cong came in happily from outside, greeted the two and looked at Qiao Sheng.

"Brother Sheng, what's the matter?"

Qiao Sheng patted his shoulder and said: "I'll give you a chance to perform, be my supporting role."

Zhou Cong's eyes lit up: "Come on, Brother Sheng!"

Qiao Sheng pulled the hem of his clothes, stood up and said: "Thinking back then, during the Warring States Period in Japan."

Zhou Cong said: "Yes, Japan had a Warring States Period."

"Well, it's called the Warring States Period, but it's different from our Warring States Period. During their Warring States Period, there were only a dozen villages in our countryside fighting there."

"In that small place, you can't even stretch your hands to dance, and it's still the Warring States Period."

Lin Moxue and Wu Yuanxing pointed at their arms and watched Qiao Sheng and Zhou Cong start their performance.

Qiao Sheng continued: "Basically all the men in the country went to the battlefield."

Zhou Cong replied: "All went to the war."

"Almost all the men died, and the emperor was anxious when he saw the rapid decline in the national population."

"Hey, what can we do?"

"The prime minister spoke at this time, saying that the emperor should not be anxious, and he would think of a way for him."

"Wait, Brother Sheng, why is the prime minister of Japan speaking our dialect?"

"Hey, don't you know that during the Qin Dynasty, Qin Shihuang sent a Taoist priest named Xu Fu to the east to find the elixir of immortality? On his ship He also brought five hundred boys and girls."

"What does it matter?"

"These five hundred boys and girls, in the Eastern Capital of Japan, combined with the local indigenous people, and that's how Japan came into being."

"Oh, really?"

"Yes, when the Xiaozi invaded the country, wasn't the slogan "return to our hometown in Xianyang?" You have to understand that we Chinese are the ancestors of the Xiaozi!"

"Hey, that's good!"

"So, what's wrong with their descendants speaking some dialect?"

"That's the truth."

Hearing this, Lin Moxue was already laughing so hard, and Wu Yuanxing was also happy.

Qiao Sheng continued: "Back to the Prime Minister, the Prime Minister and the Emperor said that we should break the marriage system, as long as we can pass on the family line, and try to let our nation continue."

"Well, what should we do?"

"Cancel the marriage system. Men across the country are fighting, and women at home should not stay at home."

"Where are you going?"

"Go for a walk in the street. When you go out, bring your quilt and pillow around your waist. Let's go for a walk in the street."

"Brother Sheng, is this thing called kimono later?"

"Yes, kimono, the kimono of love."

"Go away, don't talk nonsense."

"Oh, anyway, that's what I mean. Just go for a walk in the street, and then something happened."

"What happened?"

"Their nation has continued, but there is a small problem. "What are you walking on the street?" "What does this mean?" "What do you mean?" Watanabe? "Zhou Cong learned to answer." Yes, there are still at the foot of the mountain. ", it's called Inoue, think of the posture on the well... "

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Zhou Cong quickly stretched out his hand to stop him from continuing.

"Puff!" Lin Moxue laughed out loud, and Wu Yuanxing also clapped his hands on the table with great joy.

Qiao Sheng stood up again and said: "Inoue is amazing, it's like Pan Jinlian hanging upside down... "

"Stop, stop, stop, brother Sheng, we are discussing cultural issues, don't involve technology."

"Then let's continue to talk about cultural issues. Those who happen once are called Taro, and those who happen twice are called Jiro."

"Well, that makes sense."

"Then think about it, the one called Yamamoto Isoroku... "

Zhou Cong quickly covered Qiao Sheng's mouth: "I understand, brother Sheng, I understand, don't say it, don't say it. "

At this point, Qiao Sheng felt that it was almost enough, and smiled and retracted his magical power.

Lin Moxue was laughing so hard that her head almost fell to the ground, while Wu Yuanxing smiled and gave Qiao Sheng a thumbs up and said, "It's a pity that you two don't do crosstalk."

"Oh, how can I do this? I heard this crosstalk from someone else." Qiao Sheng smiled and waved his hand.

Wu Yuanxing was even more curious. He had never heard such an interesting crosstalk before, so he quickly asked, "I don't know which crosstalk master you heard it from. I really haven't heard this one."

"Miao Fu and Wang Sheng."

Qiao Sheng was so thirsty after hearing the crosstalk that he drank a sip of tea before reporting two names.

"I have never heard of these two names. "Wu Yuanxing thought for a while and confirmed.

Qiao Sheng thought, if you have heard of it, these two are crosstalk actors on Earth!

Lin Moxue wiped her tears with a tissue and said: "Qiao Sheng, you are too good at making up people. Xiao Rizi's name is really so... so... so... so... "

Lin Moxue spent a long time, but couldn't come up with an adjective.

"You want to say it's so immoral, right?" Qiao Sheng laughed.

Lin Moxue nodded quickly.

"Not entirely, this is just a joke. But Xiao Rizi did not have a surname at the beginning. Later, their emperor insisted that they take a surname, so there were all kinds of weird surnames. "

"Ah? I think these sound okay." Lin Moxue asked again in confusion.

"That's because you haven't heard of more weird ones, such as 'my grandson', 'pig mouth', 'inugami' and so on. "

Lin Moxue was a little skeptical at first when she heard these surnames, but when she saw Wu Yuanxing nod, she was surprised and said: "How can it be so weird."

"If you want to talk about weirdness, it would take three days and three nights to tell you about it. I won't say it, for fear that you will lose your appetite and miss lunch."

Lin Moxue nodded, and then said: "It's rare for Uncle Wu to come here, I will treat you at noon."

Qiao Sheng gave Lin Moxue a thumbs up and said!