Movie/TV: How could my sister be Qiao Jingjing?

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The meat is tough and doesn't taste good.

Qiao Jingjing excitedly squatted down by the bucket to watch the fish.

Qiao Yu laughed and said, "Sister Jinbei, shall we have a competition to see who can catch more fish?"

Su Jinbei replied enthusiastically, "Okay!"

Qiao Jingjing immediately said, "I'll participate too."

Qiao Yu said, "Whoever loses has to sweep the floor and wash the dishes for a week."

The fishpond is extremely large, comparable to a small reservoir.

The water was diverted from the Caoqing River, so there must be plenty of fish.

But no merchant is without guile.

The fishpond owner feeds the fish well, making them less likely to bite.

Moreover, there shouldn't be any rare fish species in the pond.

I don't feel bad about how many fish I catch.

An hour later.

Su Jinbei caught four fish, and Qiao Yu caught three.

As for Qiao Jingjing... she didn't have a single one.

It wasn't that no fish were biting; the problem was that she didn't know how to fish.

Lift the rod as soon as the float sinks; sometimes it's just the fish testing the bait underwater.

Another issue is that the pull was too forceful, causing the hook to detach prematurely.

Qiao Jingjing caught another fish and angrily threw the fishing rod away.

She stomped her foot in anger and cried out, "Ahhhhh!"

"Qiao Yu, the fish here are just as annoying as you."

Qiao Yu scoffed, "What does it have to do with me?"

Never respond to her, or she'll cling to you.

Using various skillful techniques to shift blame.

Finally, they'll throw the cleaning duty at you as punishment.

The longest road I've ever walked in my life is the road paved with my sister's tricks.

Qiao Jingjing saw that her younger brother wasn't taking the bait.

She pouted, sat on a small stool, and faced away from him.

He sulked to himself.

Qiao Yu and Su Jinbei chased each other.

Although the fish I caught were all cheap ones.

But people who come here to fish are just looking for fun and excitement.

It doesn't matter what kind of fish you catch.

The game was at a stalemate when suddenly there was a thud.

A stone was thrown into the water, scaring away the fish that Qiao Yu had just hooked.

Qiao Jingjing, always up to her own good, patted the mud off her hands and curled up her lips.

Seeing his younger brother's anger rising, he quickly called out:

"My fishing rod is broken."

Qiao Yu came over and took a look, "No problem."

Qiao Jingjing retorted, "There's a problem, I'm going rafting. I don't want to go fishing."

"Then you lost, and you have to sweep the floor when you get back."

Qiao Jingjing pretended not to hear and quickly walked away, wiggling her hips.

A few minutes later.

Qiao Jingjing strolled around the fishpond, then turned back and kicked the bucket.

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This immediately startled the fish, causing them to leap and splash water everywhere.

Qiao Jingjing said sweetly, "Ayu, fishing is no fun, come rafting with me instead."

Qiao Yu said, "It's quite interesting."

Qiao Jingjing pinched Qiao Yu's arm and questioned him:

"Is it interesting? Is it interesting?"

"No fun, no fun," Qiao Yu grinned.

"Jingjing, don't bother us while we're fishing, go drift by yourself."

Su Jinbei said with dissatisfaction.

"Why catch so many fish? We can't possibly eat them all," Qiao Jingjing said.

"Who wants to eat them? Pick a few good ones to take home, and release the rest."

Su Jinbei chuckled.

"Then there's even less need to fish, Yu, let's go rafting."

"No, Ah Yu is fishing with me, so there's no time for rafting."

"Your brother is still my brother." Qiao Jingjing raised an eyebrow.

"Does it matter?" Su Jinbei glanced sideways.

The two best friends looked at each other.

It felt as if crackling arcs of electricity were flashing across the screen.

After a long while, Su Jinbei took a deep breath and gathered his energy in his dantian.

It's like uttering the nine-syllable mantra of Buddhism, uttering a single sentence:

"Jingjing, where does a watermelon grow?"

Qiao Jingjing replied, "Watermelon vines grow on the ground."

Su Jinbei asked again, "Where do peanuts grow?"

Qiao Jingjing replied, "Peanuts grow underground."

Su Jinbei then asked, "Where do strawberries grow?"

This is a bit difficult.

Qiao Jingjing asked uncertainly, "Growing on a tree?"

Qiao Yu slapped his forehead.

Su Jinbei said, "Once."

Qiao Jingjing guessed, "Growing underground?"

"twice."

"Could it be in the water?"

“You lost three times,” Su Jinbei said smugly. “Strawberries grow on the ground.”

“Strawberries grow on the ground, that’s so dirty, I don’t believe it.” Qiao Jingjing retorted, “You’re always the one asking me, this time doesn’t count, I should be asking and you answering.”

"That's for next time, don't even think about getting away with it."

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138 Qiao Jingjing exposes Su Jinbei's dirty secrets

"I...I...I..." Qiao Jingjing's attempt to outwit her brother failed, and she looked at him with teary eyes: "Ayu..."

Qiao Yu thought to himself, "You two really know how to have fun."

Are you guys idiots?

Is this how you decide the winner? Could it get any more boring?

It's normal for Qiao Jingjing to not know the difference between grains.

Qiao Jingjing is a native of Shanghai and has never been to the countryside in her life.

I've eaten a lot of fruit, but when asked about their growing conditions, I'm completely clueless.

Schools don't teach this either.

In today's society, if you've never been involved in farming, you don't even know how crops grow, let alone anything else.

Some experts even believe that grains can grow on their own if left on the ground, and have nothing to do with the hard work of farmers.

It's simply outrageous.

Qiao Jingjing doesn't watch the news broadcast, even though it occasionally includes agricultural information.

Qiao Yu was captivated by his sister's adorable appearance and said:

What is rapeseed used for?

Su Jinbei replied instantly: "Oil pressing."

Where do sweet potatoes grow?

"In the soil."

"What about sweet potatoes?"