Love Apartment: Martin's Transformation Adventure

Chapter 50 If there is an afterlife, I definitely want to be a blanket.

Guan Gu Shenqi led Xiaoxin to the balcony, squatted down, and asked, "Xiaoxin, do you want to wipe the outside or the inside?"

Martin replied, "I prefer wiping the windows outside with the wind blowing."

"Yosh, let's get this done!" Guan Gu Shenqi was full of enthusiasm.

"Great!" Martin enthusiastically agreed, then suddenly scratched his head and asked, "Who are we going to take on?"

Guan Gu suddenly fainted.

……

"Ha~"

Guan Gu Shenqi breathed on the French windows and wiped them clean with a cloth.

"Ha~"

Just as Guan Gu was breathing into the French windows, Martin suddenly appeared across the street, pouting.

The sight of her plump lips, visible only by a pane of glass, made Guan Gu instinctively back away.

Guan Gu opened the French windows with a helpless expression, looked at Martin, and asked, "Xiao Xin, can you please stop being naughty?"

"Oh, so you don't like being separated by glass~" Martin squirmed shyly, completely letting loose.

Martin points at Shin-chan: It has nothing to do with me, it's him, it's all his fault, this little potato brat is the one who affected me~

Shin-chan shrugs: Adults never admit their mistakes.

—The shirking of responsibility by adults

Duang!

Guan Gu Shenqi looked down sharply as if something had hit him on the head.

I want to commit seppuku~

After teasing Guan Gu for a while, the amazing Martin finally stopped teasing him and started cleaning the glass seriously.

Martin wasn't tall enough, so he quickly finished cleaning the area under the French windows. Since he couldn't reach the top, he just played around with something.

Hu Yifei specially brought Martin a bottle of drink, patted his head, and praised him, "Thank you so much, Xiaoxin. You're so sensible at such a young age. You helped me clean the glass door. Here, have a drink."

"They're not that great."

Because Martin had become Shin-chan, his muscle memory caused him to blush and act shy.

Hu Yifei smiled and continued cleaning.

With everyone working together, 3601 was completely transformed in less than half an hour.

Everyone was exhausted and sat on the sofa to rest, chatting idly.

"Ziqiao was really harassed by a man?" Lu Zhanbo was shocked when he heard the news.

He thought this kind of thing only happened in that so-called free country, but he never expected it to happen in China too!

"It's more than just harassment, I feel like that person is about to devour Ziqiao! It's terrifying!"

Guan Gu rubbed his arms, looking relieved.

Fortunately, that guy had his eye on Lu Ziqiao, not him, or he really would have gone crazy.

Zeng Xiaoxian covered his chest with a cushion and said nervously, "Is it that serious? After what you guys said, I'm even a little afraid to go to bars."

"They didn't bother you, why are you getting involved?" Hu Yifei rolled her eyes.

"If the lips are gone, the teeth will be cold! Someone as handsome and dashing as me is an easy target for spying, okay? What if I accidentally catch the eye of a villain one day? Maybe I've already been targeted, but just haven't found the right opportunity to strike yet! Hiss~ It's terrifying to think about!"

Zeng Xiaoxian gave off an expression that seemed to say, "There are always treacherous subjects trying to harm me," and practically shrank his neck into his chest.

Everyone was speechless.

Teacher Zeng is a bit too narcissistic...

Martin said to Zeng Xiaoxian, "Anything with a physical form will eventually break down, so don't worry about it too much."

"Hmm, that's quite philosophical." Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, pondering Martin's words, then asked, "But... what do you mean by 'things with a physical form will eventually break down'?"

The others looked at Martin with varying expressions.

Martin explained, "Don't doubt it, the shape here is meant to represent your swallow skin."

"Damn it! Kid, what nonsense are you spouting?" Zeng Xiaoxian blushed with embarrassment and finally understood.

This kid actually knows this?

Martin reached out and patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder, asking, "How are you? Feeling much better after I comforted you a little?"

Everyone was trying to suppress their laughter upon hearing this, with Hu Yifei laughing the loudest.

"Hehe, it's much better now. To thank you, Xiaoxin, I'll go downstairs and buy you a few hundred exercise books and test papers in a bit." Zeng Xiaoxian forced a smile, preparing to retaliate.

"No need, no need," Martin waved his hands repeatedly.

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a mischievous grin, "It's okay, I'm good brothers with your... grandson Martin, it's only right that I take care of you."

"If you go too far with your intentions, it will only make things difficult for others." Martin glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian and continued, "It's really bothering me."

"As an adult, don't you even understand this simple thing?"

Duang!

Zeng Xiaoxian got pranked and is now in an emo mood.

"Such a clever little devil," Lin Wanyu said, stepping in to defuse the situation. "Xiao Xin, how old are you this year?"

"Five years old." Martin glanced at Lin Wanyu's unremarkable flat chest and immediately lost interest.

Love Apartment is really a big plain.

Lin Wanyu continued, "Five years old? Still in kindergarten?"

"I am currently enrolled in the Sunflower Class at Futaba Kindergarten."

"So what do your parents do for a living?"

Martin made a startling remark: "You're so concerned about my family background, are you secretly in love with me?"

"ha?"

Lin Wanyu was stunned.

Martin bluntly stated, "Although you're not bad looking, you're too thin and frail; you're not my type."

Lin Wanyu: "(°ー°〃)"

Apart from Chen Meijia and Guan Gu Shenqi, who were already used to Martin's "frequent golden quotes," the other four people all seemed surprised.

Zeng Xiaoxian asked curiously, "Um, what kind of type do you like, Xiaoxin?"

Martin laughed and said, "The girls I like are over 15 years old, with cute and pretty faces, big breasts and big butts, and long legs."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Martin in surprise, almost saying that great minds think alike.

[Zeng Xiaoxian: Ahem! Just to clarify, my preferences are a little different from Xiaoxin's. I think 15 is too much of a problem; I prefer 18.]

Hu Yifei threw a cushion at Zeng Xiaoxian in dissatisfaction, saying speechlessly, "Xiaoxin is only five years old, what nonsense are you asking!"

Zeng Xiaoxian caught the pillow, revealing a nonchalant expression.

He doesn't look five years old at all!

Lu Zhanbo secretly glanced at Lin Wanyu, and blushed as if something was on his mind.

Martin took a sip of his drink, slumped back on the sofa, and sighed, "It's such a rare treat to steal a moment of leisure amidst all this busyness. I still love lying down the most. If there's an afterlife, I definitely want to be a blanket!"

"You talk like you're so busy." Chen Meijia covered her face, feeling a headache coming on.

Guan Gu looked at Martin with curiosity and chimed in, "Little Shin-san, why do you want to be a blanket?"

"Because the blankets are either lying on the bed or sunbathing," Martin said with a longing look on his face.

"Oh~"

Upon hearing this, Guan Gu Shenqi felt as if he had discovered a new continent.

So that's how it can be done!

Others: (￣Д￣)

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