336 Sneak Attack?
336 Sneak Attack?
early morning.
Outside the gate of the manor, Wu Yue waved goodbye to Irene and Kushina as they boarded the carriage.
Today is the first day the magic prop shop opens, so you have to leave early. Kushina couldn't sit still and wanted to follow her to see what it was like to open a store in the magical world, and help Erin by the way.
certainly.
As a proficient user of "additional magic", Irene didn't actually need help, but she didn't refuse Kushina's offer. The two women got into the carriage driven by Bena and headed west of the city.
"Oh, there are two of us left again." Wu returned to the living room with little Erza in his arms.
Actually it's not just the two of them.
Kaguya's mother stayed on Hōgyoku's chest, while Sabu Nicholas slept in his shadow. But after all, neither of them showed their bodies, so there was no problem in saying that it was just him and Erza.
Sitting on the sofa, Wu Yue gently scratched little Erza's chubby face and opened the group chat interface.
Shadiao Group Leader: Good morning, everyone.
The sharp-tongued old fat man: Morning? I haven’t slept yet, and you came to me with a good morning? Oh my god, where are you in Beijing?
Shadiao group leader: Uh-huh.
Mediocre Sage Hui: It’s really scary, how fast time flows.
Shadiao Group Leader: Just get used to it, maybe I will grow up in the blink of an eye!
Kasumigaoka Shiyu looked firm: You are delusional! With me here, this kind of thing will never happen! There is no way to pass the shelf life!
Wu Yue's mouth twitched:......
Mentally retarded female neuro: shelf life?
The venomous old man: Of course it’s the shelf life of little boy! Hahahaha, it’s so tender! I’m not afraid to tell you, it feels so bad! I can’t stop being dehydrated!
Writing sunspot is pronounced as pervert: Poof!
Even if she didn't experience it personally, just hearing Kasumigaoka Shiyu say this made her feel like she was going to have a nosebleed. At the same time, I am also extremely curious. Is it really that tender?
Aqua looked confused: What the hell is dehydration?
Kasumigaoka Shiyu coughed twice: Well, this is an adult topic.
The mediocre sage Hui: With all due respect, senior. You now feel like a salty uncle.
The venomous old fat man: Hmm, Ah Hui, you just haven’t tasted that feeling. How about, sister, I will take this opportunity to take you to have some fun and experience the world of adults?
Sand sculpture group leader:?
When Wu Yue heard this, everyone was stunned. What did this woman think of Laozi? Did she bring him here for fun? Did he have to charge a night fee, bastard!
Mediocre Saint Hui: Forget it... I'll wait until I get married.
The venomous old fat man: Huh? What era are you in now, and you are still thinking about it after getting married? Ah Hui, your thinking is a bit backward.
Hashirama's little cotton-padded jacket: Humph, this is obviously a girl's true moral quality, right? If everyone were like you, then this world would be terrible!
The poisonous old fat man: Oh?
Uchiha Madara snorted: What, what Laozi said is wrong?
Kasumigaoka Shiha smiled and sneered: How dare you, how could our ancestors be wrong? Your radiant glory has always shrouded our entire Uchiha family, and your statue is erected in the central square of Kawanoguni!
Hashirama’s little cotton-padded jacket: Let’s just talk about it, what’s the point of this?
Vengeful old fat man: So I would like to ask how you, who is so majestic and glorious, met your fiancée, the goddess of destruction? And where did you meet her?
Mentally retarded female neurotic: Phew, hahahaha! My dear, this is a wonderful question! Please explain to us, ancestor, how do you know each other well?
Yes!
The corner of Uchiha Madara's mouth twitched, and she felt like she had a stomachache!
How did we meet?
He was totally tricked. Who would have thought that someone would put drugs in that tea? It's impossible for a normal person to do such an operation, right?
And it’s not just about drugging, but it’s also about using magical weapons that bind people! Just ask, who can withstand this?
Although the two people did fall in love by chance in the end, this history was obviously dark for Madara and she did not want to mention or recall it.
So when asked about Kasumigaoka Shiyu, he directly chose to remain silent and went offline tactfully.
Writing Heizi is pronounced as pervert: Ah, the ancestor is offline?
Kuroko Shirai was also looking forward to Uchiha Madara’s answer, but what she got instead was an offline prompt, which was very uncomfortable!
Shadiao Group Leader: What a great guy, he is indeed the ancestor! The head-shrinking strategy failed him! In fact, I am also very curious about how the two of them got together!
With Madara’s personality, how could he agree to such a thing? It’s a bit outrageous!
Vengeful Tongue: Do you think there is a possibility that our ancestors were coerced at that time?
Coercion?
Wu Yue raised her eyebrows while holding her chin, feeling that this was a bit ridiculous. With Madara's ancestor's strength, who could coerce him? But if it wasn't coercion, how could he be willing to learn [Heavenly Prison Gate]?
According to the plot of the original work, there are prerequisites for learning this skill...Both men and women have to reveal their true bodies, and instill the skills in a way where women are superior to men.
There is no way that the arrogant and sullen Madara ancestor would be willing to actively cooperate with such a thing!
But, even if it was coerced, how could it be done? Could it be that he was drugged?
No way!
Their ancestors shouldn't be that stupid, right?
"Smelly woman, you really betrayed us just like the vice-president said!"
An angry scolding sounded from the window, followed by another painful howl of "ah".
what's going on?
Wu Yue's expression was a little confused. He recognized that the source of the sound was actually his back garden. He put down the sleeping Erza in his arms and walked towards the door.
After a while, the sight that caught his eye made him a little confused.
Two men, one tall and one short, stood beside the flower bed in his garden. Among the 723 short men wearing blue headscarves, there was a woman with light blue hair stepping on their feet, cursing and talking trash.
Wu Yue felt that the woman was a bit familiar, and after taking a closer look, she realized... Damn it! Isn't this the neighbor who delivered bread to their house yesterday?
The butter bread tastes really good, and his mother Long still has some aftertaste of it.
"Um, what's going on with you?" Wu Yue asked with an expression on her face.
Hearing his voice, several people present turned their gazes over, with different expressions on their faces.
"Hey, is this the mission goal?" The tall man with a scarred face curled up his lips and sneered: "What an incredible pretty boy!"
"So, Guy, you stinky woman... did you betray us just because of him?" The short man in a turban seemed to be stimulated by Wu Yue's face, and he stepped on the woman's soles with slight force. .
Under the influence of severe pain, the woman's cheek became a little distorted.
But she didn't bother to wail, and instead looked at Wu Yue. "Run, run!"
"It's such a pity, I can't run away anymore." A voice with a strong sense of ridicule sounded, and black silk threads hung down to tightly bind Wu Yue's hands and feet.
A rather scantily clad woman jumped down from the side pavilion, revealing herself to everyone.
"Yes, it's you!" Guy Rolle looked desperate and said in disbelief: "Devil Doll Pirlotta?!"
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