I'm surrounded by three day boyfriends

Chapter 34 Please Be a Girl

"Xiao Shun, did you recognize the wrong person?" Bai Lan stroked Mare's ring with her fingertips, reminding her softly, "This gentleman doesn't seem to recognize you."

"Master Hoshino." Sensing that the aura on Ghost Lamp was dangerous, Ginji called out worriedly.

After the impulse passed, Hoshino became a little suspicious.The bastard Bai Ze gave him the impression of a straight-hearted playboy, smiling like a cowboy.It's hard to imagine that he would have this kind of [You messed with me, go to hell and go to the frying pan to make amends! ] This kind of ferocious momentum.

He wanted to move his eyes up to confirm his gaze, but he felt it was too risky, after all, just by looking at the expression on his face, he could be sure that the gaze was absolutely unfriendly, and it must be completely different from Bai Ze's.

"I'm sorry, there may have been a misunderstanding." Seeing Hoshino showing signs of hesitation, Ginji hurried forward to protect Hoshino behind him.Help resist the breath of evil spirits and face ghost lights.

"Maybe it's a bit similar, so I admit my mistake. My lord didn't mean to offend you. Can this lord calm down first?"

"Wait, Ginji." Hoshino came out from behind him, he had to admit his mistake himself, there was no reason to ask others to help.

Lifting his eyes to confirm for a second, Hoshino lowered his head and said sincerely: "I'm sorry for mistaking you for someone else. You can be angry. But can I confirm with you, do you know a person named Bai Ze who has facial features similar to yours? ?”

"Why do I have to know that erotic beast?" Ghost Lantern looked down, staring at Hoshino fiercely and mercilessly.

"I can't have anything to do with him!"

What's the difference between what you mean and knowing him?

But it can be heard how bad the relationship is, and the person in front of him is not the real murderer.

After all, if the words are really vicious or violent, they usually strike first, and they don't just make a bad voice without doing anything.

Fortunately, I won't really do it.

Hoshino breathed a sigh of relief.

"I'm sorry for mistaking you for that bastard. Can you tell me how to find Bai Ze? I have a serious problem that needs to be solved by him."

Ghost Lantern's eyes became more sinister, but it wasn't aimed at Hoshino, "What's the serious problem? Does it mean that you have two souls in your body?"

A small black hole appeared in the void, and the ghost lamp slowly pulled out a mace from the black hole, which was absolutely capable of killing people with one blow. Stick, "That guy dared to attack the living to destroy the balance of this world, deliberately adding trouble to the work of hell, this provocation very nice."

You don't look very good at all!

The black energy behind has turned into a hell dog with teeth and claws! ! !

Hoshino couldn't help but took half a step back, "Well, no, the matter of the soul has nothing to do with Bai Ze, it's something else."

Having said that, working in hell... Knowing Bai Ze from heaven, but still hating Bai Ze so much, he can't really be a worker in hell...

The hanging eye scans the star field up and down with an anatomical meaning.Ghost Lamp finally snorted appreciatively.

"It seems that you are very good to be able to seal the soul with many sins by yourself. You are welcome to work in hell after death. I am the assistant officer ghost lamp next to King Yan Mo. As long as you don't take me and the I'm not going to do it to the beast. How about it? Thinking about working in hell?"

Are they really ghosts from hell? ! !

Hoshino: "Ha...Thank you."

Even he didn't want to think about things after death when he was not yet 20 years old.And why do you feel that this invitation is threatening and intimidating?

"Tsk." Ghost Lantern expressed his displeasure unabashedly.turn around.

"I'll take you to Bai Ze, and explain the matter to me on the way. If he dares to attack the living, he is provoking hell."

The ghosts and gods of hell...why does it feel as severe and terrifying as the dean of the administrative department? ? ?

Although it's not particularly scary, and scary is more in line with hell, but this appearance of absolute rigor in work cannot be ignored... a top social animal?

Withdrawing the seemingly disrespectful thoughts in his heart, Hoshino followed the ghost lamp.

Where is the kingdom of heaven?

The kingdom of heaven is overhead, both in meaning and in reality.It's like hell is underground.

In order to fight back against Bai Ze, Ghost Lantern once dug a deep pit on the only way that Bai Ze must pass, leading directly to the pit of hell, so that the divine beast, who believed that he would never go to hell, stumbled and fell into hell once.

This proves that in this world, as long as you dare to fly and can fly, you can take a day trip to heaven.Of course, if the well is dug deep enough, you can also fall into hell through the well.

With the ghost lamp leading the way, naturally there is no need to go to heaven step by step.When the familiar Taoyuan came into view, Hoshino began to feel excited about solving the problem, and felt relieved in advance.

Fortunately, I met this hell ghost named Ghost Lantern today, and luckily the other party knew Bai Ze.Fortunately, the other party was willing to help.

I just don't know how to return...report...

The ghost lamp's afterimage quickly made Hoshino watch the development in front of him, he subconsciously held his breath, and let it out slowly.

I saw Bai Ze standing outside the hut, before he could react, he was hit by the ghost lamp and a mace. The stick hit the ground and forced out the model pit.

"What are you doing, what are you doing, bastard!" With his hands on the ground, he pushed himself out of the pit forcefully, Bai Ze ignored the triangle scarf that fell from his head, and turned around to question Ghost Lantern with all his accusations.

The old god beast with scum in force could not hope to fight back against the ghosts and gods who are supremacy in violence, so they could only face the muddy face and nosebleed and twitched all over with anger.

"I'm sorry, but this is the result every time I see it anyway, so I simply skipped the process." Ghost Lamp said without reflection.

"So I'm too old to run into you again today!" Bai Ze became even angrier.

"You don't work hard in hell, why did you come to my Taoyuan Township!!! Did you come here specifically to beat me up? You are too deceitful! I will definitely fight back that you regret!"

"Why did I come here on purpose to make horses and kill chickens for you? And why hasn't a piece of trash like you gone to hell?"

Ghost Lantern's tone was so cold that it could freeze the air.

"Divine beasts will never go to hell! And you just want to kill me, absolutely want to kill me, there will be no horses and chickens that smash people's bones!"

Enemies who have been enemies for thousands of years, no one wants to be the one who admits defeat when they quarrel.Needless to say, Ghost Lamp's vicious tongue would not be the loser.On the other hand, Bai Ze would never close his stubborn mouth, even if he was beaten several times by the ghost lamp and his ribs were broken.

The ghost lamp kicked Bai Ze hard again, then stepped on Bai Ze's lower back, and picked up Bai Ze's head.

"The proposal just now is good, come here, this is your chance for revenge."

These words were spoken to Hoshino.

On the way here just now, Hoshino had already told Ghost Lantern about the matter, and Ginji and Bai Lan who were with him naturally listened to the whole thing.

After that, Bai Lan said, "Xiao Shun, even if you go to him, he might not come up with the antidote, right? So, why don't you do this, and later you find a chance to look at that Bai Ze for more than three seconds , it would be great if it works on him. Because, in this way, he can take the initiative to take out the antidote, and by the way, he can take revenge on him."

"Doesn't he like molesting girls? I think he concocted this potion with evil intentions. If he is tempted by a man, even if it's just for a moment, it's the ultimate punishment for him. Hehe~"

What a devil's offer.but……

Hoshino thought about it and thought it was feasible, he didn't have to be soft on the culprit.And otherwise, there might be no way to force Bai Ze to come up with the antidote.

And now, Ghost Lantern's attitude clearly supports this approach.

Hoshino stepped forward, came directly opposite to Bai Ze, squatted down, and looked at Bai Ze.

"Ah~ Hoshino-kun." Bai Ze smiled and narrowed his eyes.

In the next second, Ghost Lantern's fingers forcefully opened his eyelids, forcing Bai Ze to open them with the momentum of gouging out his eyeballs.

He said in a gloomy tone: "If you dare to close your eyes, these eyes will be dug out. Anyway, you have more than one pair of eyes. If you dug out this pair, you can use other parts of the eyes to look at each other. It doesn't matter if you refuse. Gouging out all your eyes and throwing them into a pot to boil medicine."

"Huh~~~~~"

Believing that Ghost Lantern will definitely do what it says, Bai Ze gave up the act of rolling his eyes in horror, and honestly looked at Hoshino.

After three seconds.

Bai Ze wanted to cry without tears, "I, I... why haven't you gathered 5 people... why are there still valid quotas after so many days... please forgive me, I don't want to like men..."

"Sure enough, it's the medicine you made." Gui Deng let go of his hand, stepped on the back of Bai Ze's head, and swayed vigorously along the way.

Looked down with a very inhumane look, "Hand over the antidote honestly, otherwise, I will catch you to see him every three days. After he dies, I will train him to be a ghost and bring him to see him every three days." On your side, even if it takes ten thousand years, you won't be able to get rid of it."

Not only Bai Ze, Hoshino shuddered.

I always feel that this is not like threatening Bai Ze, punishing Bai Ze, but more like punishing him. He should not be tied to Bai Ze all the time, absolutely not!

"No, antidote or something." Bai Ze burst into tears, "If there is, I'll take it now. I don't like men, I'm attracted to men, and I'm attracted to men... You idiot virgin... ..."

Bai Ze looked up at Hoshino, turned around and howled again, "Why aren't you a girl? Why? Give me back the pure heart that I love girls—"

Howling, Bai Ze hugged Hoshino again, and made a very thick-skinned request, "Hoshino-kun, please, go transgender. If it's you, it must look good to be a girl after transgender. Please, I beg you Change your gender, I will definitely take good care of you as a girl."

"puff--"

The veins on Hoshino's forehead popped up high, he pushed Bai Ze away and kicked him over.

Want him to change sex?Thanks to the culprit who can speak.Sure enough, as Mr. Ghost Lantern said, this kind of bastard should go to hell!

"If you don't have an antidote, you can research the antidote for me! Otherwise, the culprit will never try to get rid of the relationship!"

"Also, what does it mean to have 5 people together? What does the effective quota mean?"

"What's the point?" Bai Ze got up from the ground with a sad face.

"It means that this medicine can only be effective on 5 people at the same time, because although I research the medicine just to play with girls, it is very immoral to step on too many boats at the same time."

Isn't 5 too many for you?

Do you think 5 is very moral?

"Besides, I won't do anything to drugs, so the medicine won't work on someone who has a sweetheart. Unless she doesn't like that sweetheart anymore. I take women's thoughts very seriously."

Let's just say you still have a bottom line.

But... 5 effective places?

Hoshino recalled carefully the order in which he was hit.

Osamu Dazai, Ginji, Mr. Ryu, Reisi Munakata, and Mr. Nakaya.

Didn't there already be 5 people before Bai Ze?

Why does it still take effect on Bai Ze?