69novels Chapter 13 People Are Stupid
Chapter 13 People Are Stupid
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." Shen Qianyu began to apologize reflexively, and after apologizing, she realized something was wrong.
Doctor Gu asked 'are you satisfied', not 'have you seen enough'.
Before Shen Qianyu could figure out what was going on, she saw Gu Zeyun turn around.
Gu Zeyun's figure is not as slender as Shen Qianyu thought, with a thin layer of muscles, smooth lines but not exaggerated, omit a sentence to make up for yourself.
It's deceiving...Doctor Gu actually has abdominal muscles...
Shen Qianyu turned her head suspiciously, blushed and stammered, "I'm sorry, Doctor Gu, you, you, put on your clothes first..."
Gu Zeyun stepped out of the barrel and began to put on his clothes slowly.
Shen Qianyu turned her head cautiously, and after seeing that Gu Zeyun was fully dressed, she went out and called the waiter, asking him to help change a bucket of water.
The waiter's actions were very smooth, and he quickly helped to change the water.
Shen Qianyu looked at the water in the barrel, then at Gu Zeyun who was sitting on the bed.
Dr. Gu didn't seem to want to avoid it at all, Shen Qianyu couldn't help but wonder if he was a little hypocritical with his frank expression.
Shen Qianyu blushed and murmured for a long time, but she didn't have the nerve to ask Gu Zeyun to avoid it, so she could only bite the bullet and take off her clothes.
Shen Qianyu, who was in the bath, felt uncomfortable. After washing herself in a hurry, Shen Qianyu got up and got dressed.
Facing Gu Zeyun's interested expression, Shen Qianyu blushed and slipped away.
Watching Shen Qianyu's fleeing back, Gu Zeyun slowly showed a smile.
According to the waiter, Baihualou is at the end of this street.
After walking out of the inn gate, Shen Qianyu asked A Bo to restore the function of the camera.
"Everyone in the audience, Xiaoqian is back." Shen Qianyu greeted the camera with a smile, "Now Xiaoqian will take you to see what the ancient brothels looked like."
The location of Baihualou was easy to find, Shen Qianyu saw Baihualou without much effort.
"That... the audience, how can I act like I come to this kind of place often?" As a good-natured boy who had never even been to a nightclub or bar in the 21st century, Shen Qianyu was a little bit Nervous, "It's my first time in this kind of place... I'm a little nervous..."
- Why don't you just go to Qinglou?Why is your face red like a monkey's butt, anchor?Is it okay to have a little vacation?
- I haven't been there either hahahaha
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-Have you seen the costume drama?Anchor, you just go in with a big swagger, then take out a bag of broken silver and throw it to the bustard, and tell her, 'Give me the best number one card you have here'
"..." Looking at the idea given to him by the barrage, Shen Qianyu said embarrassedly, "I don't have that much money, so I shouldn't be able to get the top card... Isn't the top card usually very expensive? Have you forgotten? It’s the setting that I’m a villager!? Look at my clothes, do you think I look like that kind of rich young man?”
"Thank you pkjjd for the bank card, thank you oklh for the chocolate, thank you kkld for the 88 little flowers..."
-Is it enough?Head card, arrangement, understand?
"Brothers, stop for a while." Shen Qianyu said helplessly, "I didn't mean to ask you to give gifts... Take it easy, I will try my best, I will try my best, this is my first time going, I don't know How much money does it take to see the top card... Thank you brother kkhhd for the super rocket, thank you brother kkhhd, don't be like this... I will try my best!"
After helplessly dealing with the enthusiastic audience in the live broadcast room, Shen Qianyu switched the camera to the rear and walked towards Baihualou.
"Please, sir~" The bustard is a very professional bustard, she didn't have any prejudice against Shen Qianyu because of her ordinary clothes, she still received him warmly.
Shen Qianyu followed the old bustard into the box, the old bustard clapped her hands, and several graceful young ladies walked in.
After thinking about what his elder brother taught him in the live broadcast room, he looked at the bustard and said proudly, "Call your top card here."
"This..." The old bustard was a little embarrassed when he heard the words, "My lord, the number one here doesn't pick up customers alone... If you are interested, you can come back in three days."
The old bustard had already talked about this point, and Shen Qianyu didn't make things difficult for her anymore.
After the bustard retreated, Shen Qianyu switched the camera to the front.
"My lord~" A beautiful woman in a water-green shirt came over and poured wine for Shen Qianyu.
"My lord~" Another beautiful woman next to her also came over and reached out to give Shen Qianyu a massage.
Shen Qianyu sneezed several times in succession due to the smell of rouge on their bodies, and pushed away the women surrounding him with some difficulty, "Don't, don't, stay away from me, don't touch me, that...you guys Can you play a tune? Come to a piece?"
-The anchor is still a child! ! !Let me do this kind of suffering!
- I can too I can too!
-I'm a little envious of the host...
-...I like the one in the yellow dress!
- This expression is so flattering, even a woman like me is a little moved.
-Although I can't understand it, it sounds good!
Shen Qianyu rested her chin and listened to the little song, when there was a knock on the door suddenly.
The woman who poured wine for Shen Qianyu got up and went to open the door. Shen Qianyu watched Gu Zeyun walking towards her, and suspected that she might be hallucinating.
-What happened?Why is the host so stupid?
-This atmosphere, this expression, why is it somehow like catching/raping/in/bed...
-I'm so excited, everyone!
"Shen Qianyu, did you have fun?" Gu Zeyun looked at Shen Qianyu and asked him with a smile.
"..." Shen Qianyu felt his hairs stand on end, and his back broke out in a cold sweat, "That... Doctor Gu, are you here?"
The young ladies present here have all seen the world, seeing this scene, they all understood what was going on, and retreated silently, leaving room for them.
"Doctor Gu, that..." Shen Qianyu looked at the backs of the boys going away, and then at Gu Zeyun, "Are you... drinking?"
Gu Zeyun Shi Shiran sat next to Shen Qianyu, took the wine glass on the table, took off the face scarf, and drank with his head raised.
"..." Shen Qianyu silently swallowed the 'I drank that glass' in her throat, and poured another glass of wine for Gu Zeyun.
Shen Qianyu didn't notice at all, as Gu Zeyun took off the face scarf, the barrage exploded completely.
-Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what kind of peerless face is this?
- I'm dead ah ah ah ah ah
-I'll just fucking say hello, hi man.
- I can, I can, I can!
After two glasses of wine, Gu Zeyun raised his eyebrows at Shen Qianyu, "Is brothel fun?"
"It's okay!" Shen Qianyu said confidently, while Gu Zeyun was drinking, he figured it out, why was he guilty?What's wrong with this?Manly man, it's just a stroll around a brothel, what's there to be shameful about! ?
Gu Zeyun leaned over and moved closer to Shen Qianyu.
It was the elegant fragrance from before again, Shen Qianyu stammered again when she saw Gu Zeyun's face so close, "What, what's wrong?"
- I'm so excited ah ah ah ah
-You two give me a kiss! !
-Damn, I'm stupid, what kind of twist is this? ? ?
The author says:
The phrase saying hello to my husband is an Internet meme.