Eat a chicken [e-sports]

Chapter 23 The Pursuit of the Mentally Retarded

The person on the bed let out a muffled groan, and refused to open his eyes. He struggled to pick up the phone from the cabinet, opened his eyes a little, and slid over the answer button.

"Hello..." The voice was a little vague, and just as Qufu spoke, there was a voice of being hung up on the other end of the phone.

Who is so boring.

With a slip of the hand, the phone fell on the quilt. In this position, he closed his eyes and planned to fall asleep again.

"Ring, ring, ring..." The annoying ringing came again.

Qu Fu scratched his hair irritably, picked up the phone again, and simply said, "Who? Talk."

Was hung up again.

Qufu was so noisy that he couldn't sleep, he opened his eyes and unlocked his phone, intending to see who kept calling him.

Last call: Mr. Wei.

Why did Mr. Wei call him?

Mr. Wei: [Have you started broadcasting yet? ]

Mr. Wei: [The people in the live broadcast room are about to explode. ]

Mr. Wei: [I'm late. ]

The message time is 25:[-].

Qufu's expression froze in an instant, he glanced at the current time, it was 57:[-], no wonder Wei always called to remind him.

Qufu: [After sleeping, you tell them first, the broadcast will start in 10 minutes. ]

Mr. Wei: [Alright. ]

Getting out of bed and going into the bathroom, Qu Fu pinched the center of his brows. He had insomnia last night, so he took two sleeping pills. Unexpectedly, he fell asleep the next day, and the alarm clock failed to wake him up.

As soon as Qufu started broadcasting, the barrage condemned him:

[Hmph, Brother Qu is late! ]

[Fortunately, we have Mr. Wei. ]

[Why did Brother Qu go last night, to spend the night? ]

"Nightlife?" Seeing the barrage, Qufu denied, "Are you kidding me?"

"Professional anchors don't need nightlife."

After the broadcast started, after half an hour of tossing, Jian Yang and Dishwasher had just come out of the game, and Qufu pulled them into the team.

"Old Qu, is the time wrong today?" Jian Yang asked.

In the past, the unshakable two-point launch was delayed by nearly an hour today.

"Stop talking." Qu Fu was very tired.

After the live broadcast last night, Qu Qi was in a very bad state. She hugged him and cried a lot. When asked why, she refused to speak again. Qufu could only let her cry until 01:30 in the middle of the night.

The two sat on the sofa, Qu Qi cried while Qu Fu handed her the paper.

After wiping tears and snot, the tissue in the bucket was soon full.

Qu Qi stubbornly opened her eyes, her eyes were red, her tears kept pattering down as if the gates had been opened, the paper in her hand was soaked quickly, and Qufu handed her a new one.

"Hey, throw it away when you're sure about it." A snow-white hill was piled up inside the trash can, and the used paper towels were crumpled into a ball, and they were thrown up the hill, rolled twice and then fell to the ground.

"I won't." Qu Qi said while crying.

Qufu raised his hands in surrender: "All right, all right, you lose."

When the ground was full of messy balls of paper, Qu Fu took a new package of paper and came over to open it. Seeing that there was no more paper in her hand, Qu Qi rushed over and buried her head in his arms, her tears scribbled on his clothes, and let go of crying again. cry.

"Fuck." Qu Fu's brows twitched, resisting the irritability of trying to push this dirty thing out of his arms, and stretched out his hand to stroke Qu Qi's hair.

When Qu Qi cried enough, her eyes were so dry that it hurt even to blink.

Qufu went back to the room and gave her a bottle of eye drops, and told her to go to bed quickly, don't think about what was left, and then swept the garbage in the living room by herself, and replaced it with new garbage bags.

After Qu Qi took a shower, Qu Fu could go into the bathroom to change the dirty clothes on her body, and put them into the trash bag together in disgust.

After tossing and tossing for so long, Qu Fu still doesn't know the reason why Qu Qi loses control of her emotions.

Women, it's really troublesome to be chattering.

Such a commotion caused Qufu insomnia until three o'clock.

"Where to jump?" Nixidie asked.

"I've spent the whole morning in the boxing ring and the mansion, let's use this as a jungler." Jian Yang then asked, "Old Qu, Mr. Wei, do you have any objections?"

Mr. Wei: [OK. ]

Qufu: "Okay, you mark."

Although it was a wild area, they followed the route and jumped the prison at the end.The prison is the birth island at the beginning of the desert map. The supplies of the birth island of the island map are adjusted to almost zero, but the desert does not have it. The prison is still a relatively rich point.

Unexpectedly, there was a group of people jumping with them in such a remote prison.

Qufu and Mr. Wei landed at the police station. Jian Yang, who was washing dishes, contracted a warehouse by himself, and landed directly in the richest building in the entire prison. The team floated to the lower half, separated from them.

In less than a while, Qufu had assembled a second-level suit, two-headed second-level second-level bag, and Mr. Wei did the same. The two ran at the same time, with exactly the same back, just like twin brothers.

Even Jian Yang was taken aback for a moment, and asked, "Why do you look so similar?"

"Are you short of medicine?" Qufu held five first-aid kits in his hand, and this one was a medical soldier.

Jian Yang reported: "221."

nixidie: "322."

"Forget it." They had enough medicine in their hands, Qu Fu turned his head and said, "Come on, Mr. Wei will order your bag."

When the two were sharing the drug deal, Jian Yang watched it for a long time, and finally said thoughtfully: "Washing the dishes, we will get two auspicious clothes later, put one on the body, and make a couple suit."

"Get lost." Nixidie's ruthless refusal responded to him.

"Are you running poison?" Nixidie asked.

Jian Yang still remembers: "Where are the people from the previous team? They won't slip away."

"Probably not." Qufu judged.

From the beginning, there was no sound of a car, and the position of the ship on the sea never moved. The place where the team jumped was originally poor, and now it is estimated that they have shifted to the mine.

Mr. Wei: [On the NW mountain, someone is running ahead. ]

Qu Fu thought clearly and said: "I ran to the mine, let's go, and go to receive the courier."

Jian Yang: "I'm going to find a car."

nixidie: "There seems to be a Bouncer on the road."

Mr. Wei: [Come with me, let's drive a motorcycle! ]

It seems that Mr. Wei had already memorized the cars on the road when he parachuted, Qu Fu said softly: "Okay."

You can skip the chicken, but you can't skip the fight.

When they arrived at the southern mine, the team was preparing to evacuate. The four of them drove a modified jeep and planned to go around to the eastern Fig Town and cross the bridge on the right.

nixidie: "Can't let them run away."

Jian Yang: "Old Qu, you drive to the right, we will attack from front to back, and crush his car!"

"Be careful not to overturn the car." Qufu reminded.

Jeep's advantage lies in its stability, but its speed is inferior to that of Bengbeng and motorcycles. It is only a matter of time before it catches up with them.The team driving the jeep panicked, so they had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue driving along the road. Qufu took the mountain road and gradually approached the distance with their excellent driving skills.

Mr. Wei sat in the back with his arms around his waist, but in an instant, Qufu's motorcycle overtook the jeep and drove in front of them.

"Have you arrived yet?" Qu Fu asked.

Jian Yang said anxiously: "Hurry up, hurry up, turn around quickly."

Hearing this, Qufu turned the motorcycle on the road ahead and faced the jeep directly. The two cars were heading towards each other, with Qufu in front and Jian Yang behind. The people on the jeep were in a dilemma and could only choose to speed up and continue driving.

The highest speed, Zhou Jing being violently pulled away, and the approaching vehicle, the three vehicles kept approaching, and finally collided violently together!The motorcycle and Bengbeng stuck the jeep in the middle, and the people in the car jumped out of the car to fight back. In a four-on-four fierce battle, Qufu cut his submachine gun before and aimed at the four figures who jumped out of the car in a burst of fire.

There is no cover, and the result of face-to-face shopping is naturally obvious. When it comes to steel guns, they have never lost.

Jian Yang was swept down in the chaos of war, Qufu and Nixidie only cared about licking their bags, and only Mr. Wei went to help him.

"It's rubbish." Nixidie commented.

Jian Yang wanted to cry but had no tears: "Fuck, the four of them are just staring at me and fighting, what can I do for four against one?"

"Men never make excuses." Qufu added another knife.

"Boss Wei, they all bully me." Jian Yang cried.

Mr. Wei: [It makes sense. ]

Qu Fu smiled, but didn't say what Mr. Wei had said.

In order to block people, they even missed the time to run the circle. Now that the poisonous circle has been wiped out, each of them drinks a bottle of drink and attacks the next area in a mighty manner.

Next target: Lion City.

However, in the middle of the drive, when they were hit by an airdrop, the group naturally changed their purpose and went to chase their dreams. The fun of playing this game is killing people and chasing dreams. Simply eating chicken can no longer satisfy them.

The auspicious suit and MK14 fell out of the airdrop box. Qufu took a look, but didn't pick up the contents. He was not used to the MK14 gun, so he finally gave it to Jian Yang.

After picking up the airdrop, they didn't leave, but stayed nearby and waited for someone to come.

Airdrops are a must-have. There are always a lot of people who die here but still enjoy it. Airdrops that carry countless dead souls are good airdrops!

After waiting for nearly a minute, a white car finally drove up to the airdrop. When Jian Yang was picking up the gun, he threw the original gun into the grass, so the airdrop looked like a brand new airdrop on the surface.

If there is a gun next to the airdrop, it will be obvious at a glance that the airdrop has been licked, and it will not attract people to stop for it.

When the people in the car got out of the car and licked the airdrop, Qufu and his party opened fire. Qufu moved to the mountain and first exploded his head with the 98k in his hand. Then Jian Yang and nixidie started to attack. Suppressed by melee firepower, with Qufu high-point sniper aiming, coupled with Mr. Wei's supplementary gun technology, this airdrop will eventually make them come and go.

After destroying the team and starting to seize the spoils, Jian Yang excitedly shouted: "Come wash the dishes, this person has an auspicious suit."

After nixidie put on the auspicious suit, he and Jian Yang were promoted to seaweed monsters. They were gray and yellow, and looked like they were covered with weeds.

"This auspicious suit is really retarded, what the fuck." Nixidie couldn't help complaining.

Jian Yang was full of pride: "Look at us, couple costumes!"

Nixidie said disgustedly: "Ouch."

Halfway through the game, nixidie suddenly asked: "By the way, do you guys know about the recent spring trials?"

"Oh, that." Jian Yang said lazily.

The spring selection contest is open to all willing PUBG teams. It will be selected online and will eventually go to the national finals. The No.1 team will have the opportunity to play against professional teams and compete for the place to represent the national team.

This is the competition with the widest range of selection so far. Regardless of ghosts and monsters, regardless of level, as long as the points exceed [-], they are eligible to sign up.

"What?" Qu Fu asked.

"Why don't we sign up!" Nixidie said with uncontrollable excitement.