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The Mazu Temple in Chinatown was built in recent years. In addition to Mazu, it also enshrines the God of Marriage and the Goddess of Childbirth (a goddess who prays for children and ensures a safe pregnancy).
Su Xiaoqiang lit incense, burned joss paper, and then went to draw lots and ask for amulets.
Upon opening the fortune slip, it was found to be very auspicious. The fortune slip read:
The dragon roams the four seas freely, its supernatural powers unmatched. When will you finally arrive, to be greeted by joyous celebrations and the sound of flutes and pipes?
Su Xiaoqiang beamed with joy. According to the fortune slip, it indicated a joyous occasion, which was a very auspicious sign, and also a very lucky one. In other words, Gu Ran was quite lucky this time.
"I have to take it home and share it with Aunt Zhang!" She happily came out of the Mazu Temple, ready to go home and show the fortune slip to Zhang Qiong.
Today she wore black stockings and a gray plaid mini skirt, her long legs standing tall and graceful. She wore a white tight-fitting wool cardigan that perfectly outlined her beautiful figure. When she jumped down the steps of the Mazu Temple, she was as beautiful as a swan.
Chapter 408 Little Yellow Hair's Hallucination
However, Su Xiaoqiang had only taken two steps out of the Mazu Temple when two energetic young men with blond hair approached him and started chatting: "Smi Masai..."
Su Xiaoqiang stopped and frowned slightly.
She didn't understand Japanese and couldn't understand what they were saying. She just watched as the two Japanese people kept reaching out their hands, as if they wanted to shake hands, and she also heard the words "phone number".
That's when I realized they were trying to strike up a conversation.
These days, many people try to chat her up; after all, she's naturally beautiful and there's nothing she can do about it.
So she immediately put on a cold face and said in English, "Please move aside..."
Most men who try to pick her up will leave when they see her cold expression. She has tried this trick many times, and basically no one with a bit of politeness will continue to pester her.
But these two people still followed us today, which made Su Xiaoqiang unconsciously frown.
Because Liu Yue had said that this street was safe, she did not bring a gun with her when she went out.
Just as she was about to run away, a strong hand suddenly pulled her into an embrace.
Su Xiaoqiang felt the familiar embrace, turned her head and glanced at her fiancé whom she had been thinking about day and night.
"Iron lady, idiot? Baka?" Gu Ran put an arm around Su Xiaoqiang's shoulder and said in a triad-style Japanese with a rolled "r" sound, "I really want to see what your parents look like!"
The two blond-haired thugs, seeing Gu Ran with a cigar in his mouth, wearing sunglasses, and clicking his tongue, genuinely assumed he was involved in organized crime and immediately bowed and apologized.
"Forget it," Su Xiaoqiang said, pulling Gu Ran's hand. "Don't pay attention to them. I want to go shopping with you. We haven't seen each other in so long."
"Little cutie, you didn't even know a pervert had groped under your skirt." Gu Ran chuckled and pinched Su Xiaoqiang's cheek.
Su Xiaoqiang was stunned for a moment, then immediately covered her skirt.
The two blond-haired boys were also stunned for a moment. Seeing Su Xiaoqiang's actions, they realized that they had been exposed.
Just as the two blond-haired kids were about to turn and run away, Gu Ran waved his hand at them in the air.
S-rank ninjutsu, Lightning Release: Purple Lightning!
You can transform yourself into Pikachu and unleash your lightning on those around you, but you can control the target of the lightning strike so that it doesn't affect people nearby.
Instantly, two tingling electric currents struck the two blond-haired boys, destroying all their electronic devices.
The two blond-haired boys felt a jolt throughout their bodies, not understanding why they felt numb all over. They subconsciously looked up at Gu Ran and saw his Sharingan with its three tomoe.
"Get lost," Gu Ran said indifferently.
"Hai!" the two blond-haired boys responded immediately.
Su Xiaoqiang looked at Gu Ran with dissatisfaction: "You just let them get away like that? You won't let them hand over the negatives?"
Gu Ran laughed and said, "Weren't you wearing leggings?"
“Wearing it is one thing, but I don’t want them to see it.”
"I know, I know, I destroyed their memory with high voltage. Don't worry, only I can see your long legs and little sister."
"You... shameless, speaking so recklessly in public!" Su Xiaoqiang pinched his waist, somewhat embarrassed and annoyed.
Gu Ran happily put his arm around her waist and said, "Come on, let's follow those two blond punks, this isn't over yet!"
"what?"
"How can we let them get away with secretly filming up my wife's skirt like that!" Gu Ran grabbed Su Xiaoqiang's hand and followed the two blond-haired thugs out of the Chinatown archway.
There are many tourists coming and going at the subway station outside Chinatown.
After leaving Chinatown, the two blond-haired boys took off their clothes in front of the subway station.
It was springtime, and the weather was still a bit chilly. The two of them were wearing three layers of clothing. When they took off their coats and other clothes, the tourists around them didn't react much. But when they saw them start taking off their innermost base layer, everyone around them was stunned.
Then, these two blond-haired punks actually started taking off their pants, and finally... they stripped completely naked...
"Oh dear, let's not watch the rest." Gu Ran covered Su Xiaoqiang's eyes, "I'm afraid you'll get a sty."
Su Xiaoqiang roughly knew what Gu Ran was going to do; he had done the same thing before when he was in Shanghai.
Zhao Yuansong, the rich second-generation who had previously staged an accident at a bar, was hypnotized by Gu Ran and made to run naked on the Bund. As a result, he was arrested and sent to a mental hospital, where he was detained for more than a week before being released.
Later, Su Xiaoqiang learned that Zhao Yuansong's streaking incident had caused a great uproar at the Shanghai Conservatory of Music, leading to his sudden death upon starting school. Unable to continue his studies, he withdrew from the school.
I've heard that these days people go abroad to find a diploma mill and just get a degree.
Now, Gu Ran is resorting to the same old tricks again, it seems he's going to kill those two blond-haired punks too.
Sure enough, after taking off his clothes, the blond-haired guy ran naked down the street, scaring everyone around him who thought they had encountered some kind of pervert.
This is a tourist attraction and a busy area like a subway entrance, so there are Japanese police officers patrolling the area.
As soon as the commotion started, two Japanese security guards wearing bulletproof vests came over to stop it: "What are you two doing? Stop right there and put your clothes on!"
But the blond-haired guy wouldn't listen. They were hypnotized by Gu Ran and felt like they were in an open-air hot spring in the wild, and then they sat on an open ground and had their backs rubbed.
When they saw the security guards arrive, they all thought it was a wild black bear and quickly fled.
“Climb trees, climb trees, I’ve taken a wilderness survival course, climbing trees is the most useful skill,” one of the blond-haired boys said.
So, the two blond-haired kids, completely naked, each climbed up a lamppost, not caring whether the trajectory was comfortable or not...
The two security guards, each guarding a lamppost, were completely bewildered. What was going on with these two?
They brandished their batons and demanded that the two blond-haired punks come down immediately. Hanging naked from their bottoms on the streetlights was an absolute disgrace!
This area is near a subway station and is also a tourist attraction in Chinatown, so there are a lot of tourists coming and going, including not only Japanese people but people from all over the world.
"Damn it, I knew Japan was open-minded, but I didn't expect it to be this open!" A Chinese man with a Malaysian accent said, looking at the two blond men hanging on the street lamp.
Many Westerners pointed and whispered at them, then took out their phones to record videos, preparing to upload them to YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook.
The two blond-haired pups on the streetlights were still yelling, "Don't come any closer! Help! Kill me, Dad! There's a bear! There's a bear here!"
The Japanese people around them burst into laughter when they heard what the two of them said. This was Yokohama, a modern metropolis, how could there possibly be bears here?
But in the eyes of the two blond-haired men, the two security guards under the streetlights were nothing more than two big black bears, baring their teeth and claws at them.
Because this incident caused such a big fuss, a group of security guards arrived at the scene shortly afterward. They gathered under the streetlights and used a loudspeaker to tell the two young men with blond hair to come down immediately, as they had embarrassed themselves in front of the whole world!
But in the eyes of the little blond boy, it was the big black bear roaring, which summoned more black bears. So they held on to the streetlight even tighter and refused to come down easily.
The two blond-haired guys were even exchanging suicide notes, confessing how many skirts they had secretly photographed and where they had hidden them. If one of them died, the remaining hard drive would be entrusted to the other.
The security guards below and the surrounding onlookers were stunned.
At first, I thought these two were just ordinary mental patients, but I didn't expect them to be voyeurs!
As time ticked by, the Japanese security guards, worried that the two might fall and get injured, called the firefighters to place cushioning mats around them.
However, in the two blond-haired boys' hallucinations, it was a black bear digging a trap around them, waiting for them to jump in, meaning that these black bears had become spirits.
For the Japanese, besides deities like Amaterasu and Tsukuyomi, there are also some strange animals that are called gods. Therefore, they call those big black bears "mountain gods" and ask them to disperse so that they can go down.
The Japanese security guards had no choice but to disperse and evacuate the crowd as the two blond-haired boys demanded, in order to end the farce as quickly as possible.
The two blond-haired boys were hanging there, completely exhausted. They didn't know if it was because of excessive kidney deficiency and lack of energy, but they couldn't stand it for more than fifteen minutes.
Seeing the black bear below leave, they quickly climbed down the tree, only to be swarmed and arrested by Japanese security personnel.
Thus, the farce that lasted for nearly an hour at the subway entrance finally came to an end.
Then major news channels and social media platforms across the internet began reporting on the two blond-haired boys.
As the saying goes, good news doesn't travel far, but bad news travels fast. Before these two blond-haired punks even arrived at the Metropolitan Police Department, news of them carrying those photo booth pictures had spread throughout the streets and alleys.
Their mother was still preparing lunch when she was notified to go to the police station to pick them up, and that they should bring their doctor's certificate to check if they had a mental illness.
Furthermore, a team of security officers went to their homes to collect evidence, searching for evidence of surreptitious filming based on their confessions.
This time they've really lost face. Not only did those two young punks get into trouble, but they also dragged their families down with them. I bet those two thugs will never be able to hold their heads up again.
Moreover, the atmosphere in Japan is even more oppressive. If someone dies, everyone in Japan will point fingers at them.
Furthermore, streaking is illegal in Japan. According to Article 174 of the Japanese Criminal Code, anyone who exposes their private parts or commits indecent acts in public places is guilty of public indecent assault and can be sentenced to imprisonment for up to six months.
Taking photos or videos without consent can result in up to three years in prison!
In other words, the two young men with blond hair will be convicted of multiple crimes and will have to serve time in jail.
In any country, people with criminal records are looked down upon, and they probably won't have a good time finding work after they're released from prison.
In the end, he'll probably only be able to end up in the underworld...
*……*……*
Gu Ran and Su Xiaoqiang left before the second batch of security guards arrived. The ending here was something Gu Ran had planned from the beginning: to teach the two young punks a lesson they would never forget.
Chapter 409 Communication
At this moment, Su Xiaoqiang was holding Gu Ran's arm, happily strolling through Chinatown.
"This baked pudding is delicious." Su Xiaoqiang has been making a note of any good food she eats these past few days, and then bringing Gu Ran to eat it again.
"Mmm, it's really delicious, roasted until it's fragrant and sweet." Gu Ran took a bite, then scooped a spoonful for Su Xiaoqiang and fed her a bite.
Su Xiaoqiang licked her lips, wondering if it was because he had fed her that the food tasted even sweeter than yesterday.
The two ate some snacks, but soon they were too full to eat anymore, so they rested in front of the Guandi Temple, where there were fewer people.
"Oh, right, I also got a fortune stick for you at the Mazu Temple." Su Xiaoqiang didn't shy away from showing the fortune stick she got at the Mazu Temple to Gu Ran in front of Guan Yu.
"The dragon roams the four seas freely, its supernatural powers are so great that nothing can stop it. When will you finally reach the end, when joyous celebrations fill your home with the sound of flutes and pipes?"