69novels Chapter 223
Chapter 223
Chapter 223
Chapter 222 Realm King
In the original book, King Kai is a person who likes to tell bad jokes.
Now that he saw it with his own eyes, Chu Xiao knew how cold the Realm King's joke was.
King Kai's jokes are so cold that he has no friends.
Those who know know that he is joking, but those who don't know think he has a brain.
What kind of cold joke did the king of the world say? It was clearly nonsense that didn't match the preamble and the afterword!
Originally, Chu Xiao didn't care about this hobby.
After all, you are stupid if you are stupid, I just want to learn Wangquan and Yuanqi bomb.
But now, because Chu Xiao couldn't understand his jokes, the King of Realm ordered Chu Xiao to leave here.
Then the problem is serious.
Chu Xiao worked so hard to come to Jie Wang Xing, but he couldn't miss the two special skills of Jie Wang Quan and Yuan Qi Bouncing just because he couldn't understand a few cold jokes that were so cold that people doubted his life.
"Hahaha!"
Chu Xiao pretended to be funny, but he seemed slow to react.
The Realm King sized Chu Xiao up and shook his head again.
"You laugh so fake!"
Chu Xiao: "No, look how sincere I am smiling!"
The King of Realm stared at Chu Xiaopi's smiling face, and snorted coldly, "Yan Luo Wang has already told me the purpose of your coming here! If you want me to guide you in your practice, there is no problem... unless you can Tell jokes to make me laugh."
Chu Xiao frowned, telling jokes to make you laugh, the difficulty was originally extremely low, but when he thought of the miraculous smile of the king of the realm, this matter was not so simple.
"What? You don't even know how to make people laugh, so you're still good at it! Go home!" Said the king of the realm with a look of contempt.
"and many more!"
Chu Xiao waved his hand, and said with a look of death as if he was at home, after a long time of deliberation.
"Crows take a plane!"
Realm King: "???"
"Elephant kick!"
Realm King: "???"
"Teddy asks the sky!"
Realm King: "???"
"Ponytail swatting flies!"
Realm King: "..."
What kind of joke is this kid telling? It's not funny at all, it's a joke that's so cold as to die.
The Realm King shook his head again and again, interrupting Chu Xiao, "Your joke is too cold! It's not funny at all, and it has no technical content. Can you do it?!"
The corners of Chu Xiao's mouth twitched, he tried his best to think of jokes!
You actually said that my jokes are colder than yours? !
Don't you have points in your heart?Look at your own jokes, what a TV exploded!What plane has no wings!What chick is not a chicken!
"I'm not a duck!" Chu Xiao complained, but the king of the realm heard him.
The Realm King was taken aback for a moment, and then he covered his mouth in a frenzy, as if he was trying to suppress his laughter.
Chu Xiao: "Huh? Did I accidentally catch the Realm King's G-spot?!"
It turns out that the king of the realm likes this flirty joke? !Old driver!
Chu Xiao frowned, and immediately took advantage of the victory to pursue.
"No time to explain! Hurry up and get in the car! Remember, this is not the car to go to kindergarten!"
King Kai tightened his hand covering his mouth again, his expression began to struggle, and the tears in his eyes swirled wildly.
"Are you free this Sunday?"
King of the Realm: "Pfft! ~..."
Chu Xiao secretly said in his heart, "As a small sample, my Great China culture is extensive and profound, see if I don't play you to death!"
"A friend comes from afar, even if he is far away, he will be killed!"
King of Kai: "Huh?!..."
"Take dreams as horses! The more you ride, the more stupid you become!"
Kaiwang: "Ah?!..."
"If you are young and don't work hard, the boss blames Mercury retrograde!"
The more Chu Xiao talked, the more vigorous he became, and he even started to dance. Chu Xiao acted like a Taoist priest and yelled, "Slacker! The stinky monk is not going to snatch the teacher from the poor Taoist!"
The king of the realm didn't bring it up in one breath, and rolled on his back to the ground, clutching his stomach frantically to keep himself from laughing out loud.
Chu Xiao took a look and secretly thought that he was only one step away from success, and with a little more effort, he would be able to take down the Realm King!
"hey-hey!"
A melancholy look appeared on Chu Xiao's face, and then he said slowly,
"Zuo Xiao's gun didn't kill anyone,"
"Pu Shu is no longer depressed"
"Song Dongye didn't elope with Miss Dong"
"Ao Han didn't marry Ma Di either"
"Chen Li is not singing Zhu Xing either"
"Yao Shisan also failed to be with his Queen of the North"
"Flower porridge did not wait for a lover"
"Only Li Zhi is still Li Zhi."
The king of the realm clutched his stomach and froze on the ground, although he couldn't understand what Chu Xiao just said so much.
But seeing Chu Xiao's melancholy eyes, I really want to laugh!
Ha ha!Ha ha!
The king of the realm let go of his stomach just like that, laughing wildly, laughing and crying.
Chu Xiao also smiled confidently, snapped his fingers and said, "Perfect!"
"You really are not an ordinary person!" Realm King touched his tears and said gratifiedly, "You are the most joke-telling person I have ever seen in my life, young man, I like you!"
Chu Xiao bowed and said, "Then ask the king of the realm to guide me in cultivation!"
With his hands behind his hands, when talking about cultivation, he said with a serious face, "For people on Earth, you are already very strong! You are stronger than all the people on Earth I have ever seen..."
The king of the realm stared at Chu Xiao closely, "For a powerful earthling like you, I shouldn't have anything to guide you..."
"But according to the gods of the earth, your earth is about to be invaded by Saiyans. If you say so, your current strength is really far behind those Saiyans."
The king of the realm fell into silence. For a powerful existence like Chu Xiao, what can I teach him? !
That trick?Even the king of the world was shocked by the trick he created back then!
It can be said that it is his own unique skill!
Is Chu Xiao qualified to learn that trick?
The king of the realm remembered the joke Chu Xiao just said, he hadn't been so happy for a long time!
This disciple...he accepted it!
The King of the Realm coughed twice, and said lightly, "Since you have worked so hard to come to me and are so good at telling jokes, I promise to teach you!"
The king of the world continued, "Let go of your aura first, and let me see your true strength."
After all, only when he sees Chu Xiao's strength 100%, can the Realm King guide Chu Xiao to practice.
If you don't understand the realm of practitioners, you must guide them in their practice, which is simply a fairy tale, a rootless duckweed.
"Okay!" Chu Xiao moved his limbs, "King of the Realm, you can stand a little farther away!"
The king of the world waved his hand, "Young man, I haven't seen any big scenes as the king of the world, it's okay, just come!"
"it is good!"
As Chu Xiao said, he took a deep breath, suppressed and let go of his aura, and the qi in his whole body burst out suddenly, forming a huge wave of air in an instant, rushing straight to the surroundings.
puff!The king of the realm didn't stand still, he rolled a few somersaults and hit his own flower garden, lying there with his face down, his face full of shock.
ah!Chu Xiao roared loudly, constantly bursting out his breath, and the combat power detector beside his ear began to frantically jump up the value.
Five thousand!
Eight thousand!
Ten thousand!
Just in case!
Light blue arrogance surrounded Chu Xiao, and a coercion unique to a strong man was overwhelming, making even the king of the realm breathless.
"My God! This kid's fighting power is actually more than ten thousand!" The king of the realm repeatedly supported his sunglasses and said in disbelief. He originally thought that Chu Xiao's fighting power was only hovering around seven or eight thousand, but he didn't expect... ····
Just when King Kai thought it was over.
I saw Chu Xiao moved again, his eyes became hollow, and the muscles all over his body swelled up again, transforming into a devilish muscular man with knotted muscles.
The first level of gene lock!
The second level of gene lock!
hum!
The combat power detector next to Chu Xiao's ear soared again, and Chu Xiao's combat power went straight to [-]!
There is a faint possibility of breaking through to [-].
Nearly double the strength increase!
"This kid still has a hole card?!" The king of the realm recovered from the shock, and then began to become dignified. With such a powerful existence, how could an earth be conceived? !
Before the king of the realm could finish speaking, Chu Xiao waved his hand, and a boy who looked similar to him appeared.
"This is?!"
boom!Another powerful aura erupted, and the entire Kaiwang Planet seemed to start to tremble.
drop!drop!drop!
When the pale golden flame entangled Chu Fan, the value of the energy detector was fixed at [-]!
hiss!The king of the world gasped, his forehead was covered with cold sweat.
"Monsters! Plus little monsters! It's scary!"
The King of the Realm couldn't help but feel ashamed, he, the King of the Realm, has a great character here today!
Regardless of Chu Xiao's combat effectiveness, let's talk about Chu Fan.
This young man has exactly the same aura as Chu Xiao, almost as if they have the same origin.
The Realm King could tell at a glance that Chu Fan must be a clone created by Chu Xiao using some kind of ability.
Looking at the tail behind Chu Fan's buttocks again, the king of the realm was sweating profusely on his forehead.
This is a clone of a Saiyan!
Chu Xiao, a native of Earth, actually has a nearly perfect Saiyan clone!
What has the earth experienced in these years?
How could there be such a monstrous existence as Chu Xiao?
"Chu Xiao, this avatar of yours is a Saiyan..."
"That's right, my avatar Chu Fan is the most perfect gene selected from Saiyan cells and my own cells by using the power of the dragon."
King Kai frowned, "There are Saiyans on Earth?! And Dragon Balls?"
Chu Xiao looked at the Realm King with a look of surprise, "Don't you know?"
"What do I know?! I am the king of the realm! The planets under my jurisdiction are not billions, but five or six billions. Among them, there are countless planets with intelligent creatures. How do I know what is on a small earth?"
The king of the realm complained, and didn't ask any more questions. Instead, he used the antenna above his head to explore the earth.
Soon, Kaiwang understood.
Sure enough, there are Saiyans on the earth, and this year's gods are actually Namekians, or dragons among them, no wonder they can create Dragon Balls.
With Dragon Ball, the earth can get rid of evildoers like Chu Xiao.
Not too much.
However, it's good to think about it. Such a powerful person has appeared on the planet under his jurisdiction.
hey-hey!In the future Kings Tournament... I don't need to be at the bottom!
(End of this chapter)