Conan: I'm just an ordinary novelist

Chapter 276 So beautiful, so nice

He once asked Tiantian why he, the cornerstone of the world, couldn't cook.

Tiantian is obviously confused about this:

[“Why does the cornerstone need to know how to cook? I can’t do it either, but I can just conjure it up. But we don’t need to eat.”]

The incarnation of the Heavenly Dao and the incarnation of the Cornerstone looked at each other and discovered this problem for the first time.

Why can't they cook?

As the conversation went on, the topic turned to - why should an immortal being consider whether to eat or not?

All in all, this is a good question, but I can’t figure it out, and it doesn’t seem that important?

I choose to give up thinking when I can't figure it out.

The hero also spared the cooking teacher who almost died.

"In short! Everyone has things they are not good at. It's normal not to be able to cook. I can only say that you are taken care of very well, and your guide is also very good."

Hearing Chu Ziye praising Bai Yue Changsheng, Yun Xianhe nodded seriously.

"you're right."

Seeing Yun Xianhe cheer up (?), Chu Ziye secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Sure enough, it was right to praise his guide.

"How are your cultural studies this year?"

"Ha ha,"

Chu Ziye laughed briefly and raised his hand to gesture:

"I just failed one subject. I was just this short of passing."

"That much?"

"One hundred million points."

Yun Xianhe raised an eyebrow and looked at him, listing the senior year courses one by one:

"Let me guess. Is it 'Intermediate: Introduction to Dangerous Plants' or 'Intermediate: Probability of Herbalism'?"

"neither."

“…It can’t be history, right?”

"Ahem, it's Phytozoa."

"…Are you confusing it with "Mimic Plants"? "

"They are all garlic turtles, why are there so many different types? Do I have to pick out the ones I can eat? Do I have to eat garlic? I don't like it!"

Chu Ziye’s arguments were very convincing, even more confident than when he just explained that Yun Xianhe couldn’t cook!

Yun Xianhe, who was standing aside, listened to the other party complaining about the unreasonableness of the course and that there were too many mutated animals and plants. How did people in the past remember them?

"Why don't you let me participate in more practical classes? Maybe I'll remember more after seeing more!"

Being stuck indoors for cram school is an adventurer’s nightmare.

Looking at Chu Ziye who was avoiding books and courses like a snake, Yun Xianhe curled the corners of his lips maliciously, and his low voice sounded like the whisper of a devil:

"Would you like to see the university textbooks?"

"No! Ahhh it's so thick and has so many words! I don't want to read it!"

Chu Ziye, who was shocked by the strong knowledge, lay down peacefully (? )

The brave man at the side laughed like a villain, holding an Introduction to Advanced Botany as thick as a brick in his hand.

"You can't escape—"

Chu Ziye was lying flat with his eyes closed, his face peaceful:

"No, I can also give up college and further studies, go climb the tower, get the junior adventurer qualification certificate, and then find a guide to go out and adventure directly."

The general assessment of the junior adventurer qualification certificate requires the following conditions:

1. Aged 18 or above.

2. All liberal arts examination subjects are above the passing line.

3. The scores of military examination subjects must be above the passing line.

The professional assessments for magicians and other professions are similar to this, except that the passing scores required for each subject are different.

There is another way to become a junior adventurer.

Climb the tower.

He gave up his literary exam results and used absolute force to prove himself, proving that he could survive after leaving the sheltered area of ​​the city.

Otherwise, you can only be an ordinary person in the city and live a dull life.

Of course, this does not include those who are confident and want to die.

However, for those with an adventurous spirit, being an ordinary person is undoubtedly the most unbearable, so they will challenge themselves again and again to try to pass through the tower.

"Hey, hey - why would you give up when you can become a junior adventurer directly?"

"Too many cultural courses, I'll die."

Chu Ziye felt that if he continued studying for a few more years he would really go bald.

Yun Xianhe, who was holding a pile of books in his hand, sighed, but did not force it:

"Then you better try your best, the Monster Tower is hard to walk through."

"Then I'll kill you straight through!"

"Hmph - you better pass this year's final exam first."

"Ahhh the exam!"

Chu Ziye suffered a heavy blow and died (crossed out).

After lying there for a while, the other party suddenly opened his eyes and looked at Yun Xianhe, smiling meaningfully:

"But I'm old enough."

"?"

"Someone has to continue studying in school for more than a year before he can take the qualification exam—"

"Damn candy! Watch out! The tickling technique!"

“Fuck! Hahaha! You, hahaha! You’re going to, finish, hahaha! Wait for me, hahaha! Uh ah! Wait for me to get up, hahaha! I was wrong, I was wrong! Hahahaha stop, hahahaha!”

Half a day later, Chu Ziye, who was finally released, collapsed on the tiles, feeling unwell.

His chest was heaving violently because of the laughter just now, and his voice was intermittent, and he felt like he was on the verge of death:

"You bastard...wait, wait until I beat you, I will definitely tickle you, ha - no, I feel like I'm going to die."

"Hehe, if you want to beat me, you're still a little naive."

"Tsk, why does this sound so weird?"

The brave man with the title of 'reserve adventurer' smiled and said nothing.

The streets in the distance were bustling with joy, and Yun Xianhe easily saw Hongshu and Leng Liming following the lion dance team.

The other person was holding all kinds of gadgets in his hands and wearing a tiger-head hat on his head, and he looked very happy.

"It's great to be young."

Chu Ziye finally recovered and sat up from the ground:?

"Why do you sound like you are in your seventies or eighties?"

"Hahahaha, I can't tell."

Upon hearing this, Chu Ziye raised his eyebrows and said with a wicked smile:

"Oh? Let me see - who is this guy pretending to be my friend to trick me?"

As he was speaking, Chu Ziye reached out and pinched Yun Xianhe's face, then looked him up and down, nodding from time to time, looking quite intimidating.

Yun Xianhe didn't know whether to laugh or cry and slapped his hand away.

Chu Ziye was not angry after being beaten. He pinched his chin and spoke nonsense seriously:

"So realistic? Could it be a high-level humanoid?"

"Hehehe, little guy, you know a lot. I guess we can't keep you here."

"Wow - that's terrible - ah! I'm being attacked."

Pah,

Yun Xianhe looked at the clown who seemed to be lying down and pretending to be dead, and poked the other person's face in revenge:

"I thought you had grown up and your heart had assimilated to that guy with facial paralysis."

The cheek felt a little itchy when poked by the fingertips with thin calluses.

Chu Ziye glanced at Yun Xianhe with empty eyes, then assumed a comfortable posture and looked up at the night sky:

"now what?"

"You haven't grown up at all. You're still that little eight-year-old kid."

"Thank you, thank you. I'm better than you. I've regressed to three years old, little cloud."

When it comes to arguing, Chu Ziye is quite good.

Yun Xianhe smiled, poured himself another glass of wine, and sipped it slowly.

Chu Ziye, who was lying on the side, still said the same thing:

"Drink less."

[“Drink less! Are you trying to get me drunk so I won’t compete with you tomorrow? No, I’m screwed! If Mr. Bai knew I went out drinking with you, he would definitely skin me alive!!”]

Familiar words linger in my ears, and the endless jokes hide sincere concern.

The brave man raised his head and drank the wine in one gulp.

He looked at the lights under his feet, and the heterochromatic eyes hidden behind his glasses seemed to be in a trance for a moment.

"Ah, fireworks!"

Almost as soon as Chu Ziye finished speaking, the sound of fireworks rising into the sky was heard in the distance.

The brilliant sparks dispelled the confusion in the brave man's eyes, making them clear-headed, and in an instant they put on a faint smile:

"It's so beautiful. It's so nice."