[Comprehensive] Let's become a bandage placement device together!

Chapter 1 The First Cause of Everything

"Sacrificing for love ~ cannot be done by one person~"

Osamu Dazai's rippling tone reached Kunikida's ears, and a "well" character appeared on his forehead. If it wasn't for his self-control ability, he would have kicked Osamu Dazai into the sea.

Two years ago, the calm sea suddenly whipped up a strong wind, which stirred up the whole Yokohama. Countless forces poured into Yokohama to fight for a book. As one of the protectors of Yokohama, the Armed Detective Agency has been busy this year. , harvested two new members, experienced countless fights, and went to prison once.

But this was also two years ago. After a year, Yokohama has returned to its previous calm appearance.Both the Armed Detective Agency and the Port Mafia are back on track, and the two organizations with different positions have once again entered into a state of hostility.However, the two sides still avoided friction tacitly, after all, no one wanted to suffer heavy losses.

And now Kunikida and Osamu Dazai are investigating a disappearance at the Yokohama pier.

While humming, Osamu Dazai looked at the calm sea beside him and felt an urge to throw himself into the sea.

In this blue sky with white clouds floating, in this sparkling seaside, on such a beautiful day, you should commit suicide!

Osamu Dazai, who became more and more excited when he thought about it, stopped and was eager to try.

Kunikida, who turned his head in doubt because of the sudden silence in his ears, and Osamu Dazai, who was already half off the ground, were disrupted by the sudden shaking of the ground a few times. All plans were disrupted.

Not only was the ground shaking, but there were loud noises in the distance.

"Earthquake?" Kunikida's mind went blank for a moment.

Osamu Dazai, whose suicide plan was interrupted, looked in the direction of the loud noise a little unhappy, "It doesn't look like it, it seems to be a warehouse of Hong Kong gangsters over there."

"Hey, with such a big commotion, the gangsters may have suffered a heavy loss this time." Osamu Dazai's tone was a little gloating, thinking of Mori Ogai's headache and even the unhappiness that his suicide plan was interrupted healed.

When the two of them were talking, the voice over there still did not stop, and it seemed that the battle was fierce.

"Did this use a heavy weapon?" Kunikida frowned. Normally gang fights would not cause such a big commotion.

Kunikida took out his mobile phone to make a call to the military police, but when he pressed the dial button, Osamu Dazai's mobile phone rang.

"Eh, Mr. Mori?" Looking at the number displayed on the screen, Osamu Dazai opened his eyes wide in surprise, and it really scared him to call him in such an urgent situation in Hong Kong.

Hearing this name, Kunikida's fingers paused and he closed the phone, let's first hear what the boss of Hong Kong Black has to do with Dazai.

"Moses, Moses~ Why did you call me? Is the Hong Kong gangster finally about to go bankrupt and liquidated~" The malice in Osamu Dazai's words was almost overflowing.

"Even if you go bankrupt and liquidate, you don't deserve it, Dazai." Mori Ogai said, "Chuya ran away at the warehouse in Hong Kong and Hei."

"What does this have to do with me?" Osamu Dazai shook his head in doubt, "I remember that I am no longer from Hong Kong."

"I just came to inform you. After all, you are also Chuya's former partner. I still hope you can come to Chuya's funeral." After saying this, Mori Ogai hung up the phone.

The smile on Dazai Osamu's face gradually disappeared, what happened to that little man and he had to get dirty?Does he really want to die?

"Dazai, what did he say?"

"Kunikida, I'll be back as soon as I go!" Said Dazai while running towards the Koguro warehouse.

"Dazai!!" Kunikida, who didn't know anything, looked at Dazai who was riding Juechen.

"You should be lucky that I'm near here, otherwise the day lily will be cold when I go there." Osamu Dazai couldn't help thinking while running over there, "Do you want to be a princess that much once?"

After running for a long time, Osamu Dazai saw the people in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang. Their eyes were full of fear and their legs were trembling.

I don't know if it's because I was scared or because of Mori Ogai's order, no one stopped Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai pushed aside the crowd and walked in. As soon as he raised his head, he saw Chuya with black patterns on his face and hands, and his hat disappeared. Gravity balls kept appearing in his hands and then smashed around, " Ha ha ha ha."

Under his feet is the Hong Kong black warehouse that has been shattered.

"Hey! Do you want to kill yourself!" A low-level employee standing outside the security line looked at Dazai Osamu who was walking past Asakakaya with a look of horror.

The gravity ball brushed against Dazai's ear and hit behind him, his expression didn't change the whole time.

"Dazai!" Seeing Dazai walking towards him, Chuya seemed to be more excited, coughed suddenly, and a mouthful of blood spurted out from his mouth.

Chuuya, whose body was already a little unsupported, leaned forward, Dazai stretched out his hands to pull him, and Chuya just fell into Dazai's arms.

"Are you still sane?" Looking at Chuya leaning on him, Dazai stroked his orange hair.If it wasn't for the remaining reason, the crowd around him would have disappeared long ago.

"Dazai, you're still here." Mori Ogai's voice came from outside the crowd.

Everyone made way for Mori Ogai to walk in.

"If I don't come, you will really only see one corpse." Osamu Dazai couldn't let Chuya die, he couldn't afford to lose another person.

Although they are not friends, Osamu Dazai has to admit that Nakahara Chuya is a special existence in his heart, after all, they are partners who have been stalemate for many years.

Osamu Dazai let go of his hands, and Nakahara Chu also slid to the ground.

"Then I'll go." Saying that, Osamu Dazai raised his foot and walked around Chuya, preparing to leave.

"Wait, you can see that Chuya is not in the right state." Mori Ogai called Dazai Osamu.

"So what happened to him?" Osamu Dazai turned around in doubt, let alone, he was really curious.

"The subordinates said that black patterns suddenly appeared on Zhongya's body, and told them to go quickly. By the time they ran far away, they had completely lost consciousness."

Osamu Dazai lowered his head to look at Nakaya who was lying on the ground and raised his eyebrows, "Isn't this little guy leaking air?"

"Air leak?" Mori Ogai was stunned for a moment, and then thought of the safety device that Huangba spit out. If there is a crack in the safety device, this situation is also possible.

"Take Chuya, let's go to the hospital for a checkup." Said Mori Ogai and walked out.

"Eh?" Osamu Dazai blinked in confusion, he clearly said he was leaving?Why did you get sent out all of a sudden?

Seeing Nakaya's unconscious sleeping face, Osamu Dazai shrugged helplessly, "Well, I should help people to the end. After all, I am a good person~"

Looking at the people around him, Osamu Dazai became ill-intentioned, he hugged Chuya on the ground in the posture of a princess, and he shook in his hands, "Why is it so heavy for a short man?"

Hong Kong and Black Private Hospital

Nakahara also changed into a hospital gown and lay on the hospital bed, while Osamu Dazai was sitting on the side boredly poking his cheek.

Looking at the cheeks that were sunken and raised due to the movement of his fingers, Osamu Dazai propped his head with the other hand and said, "Are you really a 24-year-old?"

Nakahara Chuya's physical fitness is better than Dazai's, and his physical skills are also better than Dazai's. There are really too few times when he lies on the bed like this.

The time that Dazai Osamu had the opportunity to play with him like this was only after Chuya used filth, but filth, a big killer, might not be used once a year.

While Dazai Yushen was in the process, the door of the ward was opened, and Mori Ogai and the doctor walked in.

Under the motion of Mori Ogai, the doctor took the report and said, "The report shows that for some unknown reason, the energy in Mr. Nakahara's body is leaking. If the body of a normal person is a ring, there are many holes in Mr. Nakahara's ring. .”

"Is there any cure?"

"Don't worry about this. Mr. Zhongyuan is self-repairing. It only takes a while for the hole to heal itself. However, if there are frequent rampages like today, the hole may be stretched and cannot be repaired."

Hearing this, Mori Ogai put a smile on his face, and looked at Osamu Dazai with a smile, "So I will leave it to you in the future, Dazai."

Dazai, who was suddenly called, blinked, and pinched Chuya's cheek hard, "I didn't agree to anything, Mr. Mori."

"I'm sure you won't refuse, and the expenses incurred during the time that Chuya and you stay together will be borne by Hong Kong and Heihe." Mori Ogai said.

"But doesn't Chuya have money himself?"

"Unfortunately, because he caused huge losses to Hong Kong and Heijutsu today, his savings for many years were confiscated, and this year's year-end bonus is gone." Mori Ogai sighed very regretfully.

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai couldn't help Chuya's heartache. He cried bitterly on Chuya's body, "Unscrupulous company! This is clearly a work-related injury. Not only did it not pay medical expenses, it also deducted employees' wages."

Mori Ogai chose to ignore Dazai's words, "But his real estate is still there, so instead of living in Butei's dilapidated dormitory, why don't you come to live in Chuya's house? Still the same sentence, I welcome you back to Hong Kong at any time black."

Osamu Dazai restrained his exaggerated expression, sat back on the chair, and sighed sadly, "No, no, I'm afraid I won't live until the next day if I live there." One piece, the low-level people don't know him, and those high-level people are different.

"Speaking of which, are you begging me?" Dazai stood up and leaned against the hospital bed, "Even if I don't agree to this matter, I have no loss."

The meaning in Dazai's words is obvious enough, Mori Ogai said, "It's really a change of identity and a change of breath."

"After all, I am no longer a toiling employee who can be squeezed by you." Dazai spread his hands.

"This is really difficult for me. We Hong Kong gangsters have nothing to give you." Mori Ogai said embarrassedly, "You don't want to get involved in our business either."

"It's hard for me to take Chuya back without getting anything, and it's hard for me to explain to the president." Osamu Dazai drew the tone, very embarrassed.

"It's obvious that your detective agency has taken advantage of this matter." Mori Ogai said helplessly, "Dazai, stop thinking about picking up wool. And you will really let it go?"

The ones who suffered the most losses were obviously Hong Kong gangsters, and Zhong Ye took sick leave. Many of the things he was responsible for had to be replaced, and some things that could not be replaced had to be stagnated.This is money lost every minute and every second.

Moreover, Dazai brought Chuuya back. How could Dazai's bad taste allow Chuuya to recuperate easily, and it would definitely squeeze the labor force.

"That's paying back the favor. After all, he saved me before, and I'm not an ungrateful villain." Osamu Dazai was talking about the dragon fighting before.

None of the two people present believed this.

After arguing with each other for a long time, Osamu Dazai finally agreed. After all, being able to play around is a rare opportunity.But Mori Ogai still reluctantly agreed to Osamu Dazai, and if necessary, Hong Kong gangsters would provide help to the detective agency during the armed detective agency.

Osamu Dazai, who didn't want to stay longer in Hong Kong's territory, immediately asked Mori Ogai to arrange a car to take him back to Butei's dormitory.

Osamu Dazai, who finally carried Chuya back to the room, loosened his hands, and Chuya fell on the tatami.

He moved Chuya's limbs to straighten him, looked at Chuya Dazai on the ground, and sat down next to Chuya Dazai.

Then he took out the complete suicide manual and lay down with his head resting on Chuya's stomach.

"Chuya is only useful for this." Osamu Dazai rubbed his head while flipping through the complete suicide manual.

Although it was hard and uncomfortable, the subtle pleasure in Osamu Dazai's heart overcame this small flaw.

"I shouldn't have forgotten anything, right?"

The author has something to say: Zhongye’s birthday happened to be the exam week, so I didn’t write anything 5555

This time, the exam just ended, so I will open a double black letter in time for Dazai's birthday!

Happy birthday Dazai!

Shuanghei belongs to Asagiri, OOC belongs to me, everything is a delusion in my head, (I don't care) I want them to be together! !

In addition, there is no outline, and there may be situations where the character setting is remembered only after writing, or it may be forgotten after writing it before.If this happens, please remind me~ I will try my best to modify it!

The timeline is when Dazai was 24 years old, that is, 2 years after the story started, assuming that the story of Wenye ended after 2 years (because I really don’t know how to change the story of Wenye), assuming a happy ending, except for those who are known to be dead Not dead, all friendly. (sit and wait for a slap in the face)

Please abandon the article in the upper left corner, so don't tell me.You are happy and I am happy too~