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The actor has been knocked unconscious. How are they supposed to continue the scene?
But at this moment, the narrator came to the rescue.
Saratoga basically tells Lexington what kind of trouble she's up to the moment she makes a move.
So they invited the great artist early on, and Gridley temporarily took on the role of a novelist, forcibly coming up with an ending in just a few minutes.
As the small business owner's soft voice rang out, the stage curtain slowly closed.
"In the end, through the Snake Demon's reasoned arguments and physical discipline, she finally gained the approval of the Calabash Sisters, who accepted the marriage between their grandfather and the Snake Demon."
"From then on, the family lived happily together."
Lexington and the other ship girls were stunned, especially Lexington.
Something's not right. I asked you to write an ending that could save the day, but how did you turn it from Calabash Brothers saving their grandfather into a family drama?
"Greedy!"
Lexington's lips twitched as he looked at Gridley with a sinister expression.
Gridley was also a little guilty, but since he was almost dead, he still stubbornly insisted: "Look, Lexington, isn't this a perfect happy ending?"
"Never mind, it's all been acted out..." Lexington felt utterly exhausted.
"Speaking of which..." Ren Shuo stroked his chin, "How do we assign scores?"
"Just do it your way." Chapaev shrugged and began to score.
After a brief scoring process, Yixian came up to announce the results.
"The final score for the White Eagles is... out of 100, they got 60 points."
Ren Shuo was stunned. In order not to show favoritism, and since they were all his own girls, plus Anchorage's outfit was really too good, he decided to give all the combinations a perfect score.
It seems someone gave it a low score?
Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be Joan of Arc's doing.
Yorktown was somewhat displeased: "Didn't our kids perform quite well?"
Zhenhai chimed in, "I think it's a good idea..."
Joan of Arc, however, said, “I don’t think it will work… The main problem is how the script was changed at the last minute? And, well, if the changes are good, like the middle part, which is quite interesting, then the ending feels a bit forced.”
Chapaev laughed: "Joan of Arc was really strict."
Upon hearing this, everyone agreed that it was reasonable and well-founded, and they had no way to refute it.
Enraged, Lexington began to furiously pinch and rub Gridley's face: "You just wait! I'll deal with you when this is all over."
"You're killing me after I've served my purpose!"
Gridley was slurring his words and was on the verge of tears.
Didn't you ask me to write the ending? And you only gave me two minutes to write this ending, how am I supposed to write it myself?
It's written down now, so you can't say for sure...
Lexington, you have no heart, you are unreasonable.
Although everyone enjoyed watching and discussing it, only Saratoga and the injured Littorio's world was completed.
Why do you say that?
Anchorage walked down on his own, and as soon as he did, he was greeted with a barrage of warm greetings and praise from the White Eagle sisters.
Meanwhile, the little guys who were punched one by one were still lying there like corpses, and even Lexington seemed to have forgotten that he had a sister.
But there were other factions' performances coming up, so the ship girls cleaning the stage simply dragged the three little ones down by their legs.
Littorio tied the knot too tightly, and then was told that it was a prop and couldn't be damaged, leaving Littorio unable to free himself.
So it could only be carried away like a rice dumpling and then slowly untied.
The next faction is the Sakura Empire faction.
They're really here to have fun, not to compete. There aren't any big ship girls, just the Mutsuki-class little ones... although Mikasa, Nagato, and Amagi intervened halfway through and forcibly changed the actors and script.
Otherwise, something bad would probably have happened. The Silent Hill movie, which was originally starring Akagi and Taihou, would have turned into an Alice in Wonderland movie starring Mutsuki-class ships.
The change in art style is extraordinary.
If the girls from Sakura Empire were to act this out, it wouldn't be a story anymore, but an accident, and most of the cute girls present would be scared out of their wits and cry their eyes out.
To be honest, Amagi and Mikasa had no idea what was wrong with the adults on their side—fairy tales! Do they even know what fairy tales are?!
Then, her unfortunate younger sister, Akagi, confidently retorted while painting Kaga's tail crimson, "Dark fairy tales aren't fairy tales! I'm so angry! When will dark fairy tales ever stand up again!"
Then came the iron fist of love from my sister.
all in all.
Mutsuki's Mad Hatter is cute, and Minazuki's Alice is also very cute...
What impressed Ren Shuo even more was Shimakaze's pocket watch rabbit. Since she was originally a rabbit, it was as if she was playing herself.
She is charming, lively, and adorable.
Adding to that the adorable little foodie and slightly ditzy, directionally challenged character, the actor brought the role to life.
In short, the audience couldn't stop smiling as the adorable girls performed. Now we know why many commanders would occasionally go and "cuddle" with the child ship girls. See how healing they are?
Thanks to the hard work and meticulous stage presence of the Mutsuki-class performers, coupled with Shimakaze's brilliant touch, the performance, despite its flaws, was still outstanding and ultimately received a high score of nearly 80 points.
Then Lexington was furious, slapping Saratoga, who had just woken up, repeatedly: "Look at you, you unlucky kid! You boasted that you'd get first place, and look at you now, you're not even as good as someone else playing around in the competition! What use are you!"
He immediately started talking like an elder.
What could Saratoga do? She could only crouch and defend, feeling utterly helpless and on the verge of tears. Who told her to be so foul-mouthed and change the script?
Hmm, Kurushi.
After Sakura Empire came Iron Blood.
Speaking of which, Frederick the Great delegated power, putting Z23 in charge overall, and with Königsberg and Cologne offering only a little support, the result was...
A perfectly good fairy tale stage play competition was turned into a strictly historical stage play by these Z-driveers...
Although the entire play was very well done, it was too serious, and... compared to writing an essay, it's like you wrote a perfect essay, but the topic isn't an exam question, it's off-topic.
I barely managed to get a passing grade.
After three rounds, the ship girls realized that most of the judges were giving fairly standard scores; after all, it was called a competition, but it was really just for fun.
However, one commander always gets full marks, while Joan of Arc usually gets low marks.
“Joan of Arc, this isn’t a real competition, there’s no need to be so strict.”
Although I know Joan of Arc's personality, I should at least go easy on her a little.
To everyone's surprise, Joan of Arc was also somewhat helpless: "There's nothing I can do. The first one is so strict, I can't just relax for the later ones, that would be unfair to the earlier ones."
No one tried to persuade them further.
Next up are Sardinian Empire, Iris Libre, and Royal.
The Eastern Empire and the Northern Alliance were formed, but one side withdrew midway through the alliance, while the other side dispersed to various factions to provide assistance.
There were directors, screenwriters, and logistics staff... but no actors.
As for Donghuang, they originally planned to participate, but to be honest, they didn't have enough people and couldn't borrow any from other places. Moreover, the original main actors were in a busy month, and Shuanghai and Yixian were both in charge of cooking, so they had no choice but to withdraw from the competition.
However, the girls from Donghuang were quite happy to provide logistical support for everyone during this process.
The performance of the Sardinian Empire, including the Three Little Pigs, was quite amusing.
Giulio Caesar, Trento, and Veneto are the three little pigs.
Then the innocent and adorable Big Bad Wolf Empire also worked very hard.
It came out wearing a fluffy fake tail and had a sleepy expression, along with a wolf ear headdress.
With its paws clenched, it let out a "woof" near its cheek!
I can't take it anymore, it's too cute.
When Ren Shuo first arrived at Anchorage, a box of tissues was placed in front of him. After being bombarded by the Mutsuki-class and the cute Empire, the number of tissues in front of him kept increasing.
After being untied, Littorio sat down in the audience and, looking at the outfits of his best friends and sisters, clapped and cheered shamelessly, while also jeering.
Hmph, you liked to stir up trouble just now, didn't you? I'll get my revenge.
However, the three mature women had a lot of fun. Originally, they had to maintain their image as intelligent older sisters in front of their younger sisters.
This opportunity allowed them to indulge in some childlike fun.
Thanks to their unexpected charm and faithfulness to the script, they successfully earned a high score of 80 points.
Finally, there's the Free Iris, which borrows people internally, recruits people externally, and has ship girls that the commander wants to salvage.
"Does the commander know what they're preparing to perform? What is 'Mixed Dishes'?"
"Hood asked in a low voice."
Ren Shuo shrugged: "I really didn't know. I heard the script was constantly being revised and cut, so I didn't pay any attention..."
In short, it shouldn't be bad. After all, the script's editors are a genius and Richelieu, who wrote the Oracle for his mother based on the original doctrines.
"Long, long ago, in a beautiful forest, there was a kingdom, and in that kingdom lived a princess known as the most beautiful princess, Little Red Riding Hood."
The stage play "Free Iris" begins amidst an encouraging narration.
Chapter 556 What kind of beast is this?!
To be honest, Xia Fei's appearance was a pleasant surprise for the judges.
She still had the same double ponytail hairstyle, but now she had a small crown on her head and was wearing an off-the-shoulder blue dress.
The skirt reached her knees, revealing her long, straight legs encased in white stockings.
Wearing blue high heels, with her delicate face and the stage lights, she looked like a real princess.
"It's so beautiful."
The little ones in the audience were envious; why didn't they think of playing the princess?
The narrator's voice is also gentle and engaging.
"In this country, there are three Little Red Riding Hood princesses, and they have a wicked stepmother..."
As the backstory was gradually revealed, Ren Shuo and his group looked at each other in bewilderment.
Not right.
Where did Little Red Riding Hood come from, the princess?
The template for Snow White, the design of Little Red Riding Hood, and then the concept of the three sisters...
These three sisters were even kicked out of the castle and asked to fend for themselves... What kind of princesses are these?
What other big bad wolves are there?
Building a house? Thatched hut, wooden house, brick house?
What kind of Little Red Riding Hood and White Princess are these? They look like the Three Little Pigs!
But the story must go on.
Triumph, one of the three Little Red Riding Hood princesses, wanted to save trouble, so she thought of building a thatched hut.
However, she was stopped by her kind older sister.
Xiafei said, "Thatched huts are easy to break. Look, we live by the sea. If there's a strong wind or heavy rain, that would be a real problem."
Triumphant remained unmoved, feeling that her sister was exaggerating.
However, her other sister, Buqu, listened to her advice and decided to build the house with wood.
But Xiafei stopped her again: "Look, this wooden house is very easy to break. Not to mention it's prone to mold... your defenses won't be able to hold it back. If a lecherous fiend like the Royal Ark comes, you'll be in big trouble."
The audience below the stage gave good-natured smiles. Royal Ark, well, those who know, know. At least in their port area, Royal Ark, under Ren Shuo's indulgence, was basically in a state of self-indulgence.