69novels Chapter 226
Chapter 226
Chapter 226 A strong smell of piracy hits you in the face!
[When they met again, the Time Chicken and the Young Man began to shirk responsibility without hesitation, accusing each other of being the cause of all this. ]
["You blame me now?! If it weren't for you, how could Nezha become a King Kong Barbie!" The Time Chicken stretched out its wings and pointed at Nezha beside him, saying that all this was the fault of the Young Man! ]
[The Young Man looked like he had nothing to do with it: "It was obviously you who changed it! You changed Snow White and Pinocchio into a couple!" ]
[As the quarrel between the two became more intense, Li Jing, who heard the key information, silently drew out his sword and showed a very kind smile. ]
["Wait a minute, benefactor! Just now you mentioned Brother Long Nose and my son Nezha... Can you explain it in detail, huh?!" Li Jing and others' faces all darkened, looking at the Young Man and the Time Chicken with dark lines on their faces! ]
[The Time Chicken felt the murderous gaze, sweat appeared on his face, and he trembled all over and retreated silently. 】
"Hahahaha, you are sweating all over, little brother?? In the end, it's all your fault... But the key to all this is because of Time Chicken!"
"I can feel General Li's murderous aura through the screen, but don't be afraid, Time Chicken... Don't forget that General Li has practiced sword for many years and has never hurt anyone, hahaha!"
The people in other worlds have already expected Time Chicken's unreliability. He is even more greedy than Little King Kong! He changes his attitude as soon as he hears about adding money.
And according to Time Chicken's current personality, it is inevitable that he will get into trouble! Who told him to like to press the extremely important time and space manager randomly when he has nothing to do? If you walk on the shore, you will get your shoes wet.
04 The World of One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes
"So Nezha became like this because of the mess of Time Chicken?! If I see him, I will definitely make him into a New Orleans roast chicken!!" Li Jing's face was also full of black lines at this moment. It would be a lie to say that he was not angry. After all, who wants their child to become like this?
Then he looked at Nezha who was running happily on the beach. The anger in Li Jing's heart disappeared without a trace. He sighed silently, oh... Never mind, just think of it as giving birth to a stronger child! His Li family is rich and powerful, and can afford it!
[Time Chicken came to the young man, while the other side, the Bird Shit King, returned to his spaceship base, and kept cursing: "That damn poultry, how dare you humiliate me like this."]
["When the time comes, I will make you into fried chicken, three cups chicken! Bobo Chicken, McSpicy Chicken, Kung Pao Chicken... and immediately add you to McDonald's, the Happy Harmony Family Bucket, and order now and get a Coke for free!!"]
"Hey! How can you talk like that?? Are you looking down on my Guangdong white-cut chicken? Add the white-cut chicken to my bucket immediately!"
"Really send Coke?! I don't believe it, unless you V 50 to see your strength!"
Everyone looked at the Bird Shit King with a black line on his face. How much resentment do you have towards Time Chicken?Deep! In just a few steps, he managed to tell the cooking method of chicken again.
And are you sure your last sentence is not an advertisement? !
[The Bird King jumped onto the control panel of the spaceship and awakened the artificial intelligence of the spaceship: "Bird Weiss!!!"]
["Welcome back, King." The voice of the artificial intelligence Bird Weiss sounded in the spaceship: "Now it is detected that your body is exposed."]
["That's right!" The fly-sized Bird King immediately gave an order: "Equip me with humanoid status immediately."]
[Then the Bird King looked at the humanoid mecha beside him, and Bird Weiss's voice continued to sound: "The humanoid body is ready, ready to be loaded into the body!"]
[As the Bird King took the elevator into the collective body, wearing a helmet on his head, he quickly operated the screen with both hands. As the camera zoomed out! It was discovered that the operating table was actually inside the tonsils of the body. 】
[“The humanoid device is activated and the energy liquid is discharged. 100% synchronization is completed!”]
[The bird king who sat on the humanoid device turned into an adult size. As soon as he walked out, he ordered: “Bird Weiss! Put on the strongest armor for me.”]
[Several mechanical arms stretched out from the side and put on a red armor for him. However, this step was inexplicably familiar. There were tires on both sides of the arms and a truck head on the chest! ]
[After putting on the armor, the bird king pointed with his hand: “Transform and start!!”]
The people who saw this scene spit out blood, their faces were full of black lines, and they fell into a weird silence. For a moment, I didn’t know where to start complaining. It felt like there were points everywhere!! In addition, there was a sense of copycat.
"This is... Iron Man in Pacific Rim driving Autobot Optimus Prime to defeat Thanos?! Do the ingredients have to be so complicated?!"
"It is indeed the strongest armor... The Pacific Rim armor with 100% synchronization plus Iron Man's artificial intelligence, even Autobot Optimus Prime is not spared... Putting these together, how can it not be the strongest?!"
Tony Stark will definitely cry after seeing this? ! Jarvis directly turned into Bird Vis... The same style of dress as Iron Man, those who don't know would think they are watching a new Iron Man movie!
The key is that even the appearance of the armor is not spared, and it is directly transformed into the appearance of Autobot Optimus Prime. Is there anything you dare not pirate? !
The World Under One Person
Wang Ye covered his head with his hands, feeling a headache, "No, no! My head is about to explode."
This strong smell of popularity is simply overwhelming, so you dare to add to the popularity, can you have some shame? !
"And why is your control panel not in the brain, but on the irrelevant tonsils?!"
It's really eye-opening, is this a brain hole? ! It's even deeper than a black hole.
The World of Super Beast Armor
"Wow! ! This is so cool... but will he really not be sued? " Miao Tiaojun showed an envious look after seeing this scene. Mecha is a man's romance.
Who can resist the charm of Iron Man's mecha plus Optimus Prime?! But isn't this a bit too complicated... (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
It's just like stacking buffs like nesting dolls, one set after another, dazzling the viewer.
[With the order of King Birdless Shit, his mecha really began to transform like the Autobots, but... piracy is always piracy, and it failed to transform.]
["Waist, waist, waist!!! Wait, wait... No, no." Only halfway through the transformation, King Birdless Shit hurriedly called for a stop.]
[Finally, he changed back to the original silver-white armor, Birdless Shit generously stretched out his hand and clenched his fist "Very good! The power is back. ”】
“Tsk… I thought it could really transform like the Transformers? ! It turned out to be a pirated appearance.”[]
The people in other worlds just showed their expectations. They actually wanted to see the transformed appearance, but then they became disappointed. It turned out that pirated products can’t compare with the original ones.
[The scene changed, and the young man on the other side also explained the whole story: “So, Nezha was originally a normal-sized child, Pinocchio will become a human, and Snow White will not meet him! Instead, she will meet Prince Charming.”]
[Time Chicken showed a look of indifference: “Well, so you have to apologize.”]
[“You stand up here too! You are also the main culprit!” Seeing the appearance of Time Chicken, the young man was angry!]
[“So that’s it, my son was originally a normal child. "Li Jing suddenly realized and pointed at Nezha.]
[Time Chicken hid behind the young man in a very cowardly manner: "Isn't this good? I don't have to buy milk powder money, and now milk powder is unreliable. Maybe it will become like this again after spending money."]
"Time Chicken... Although what you said makes sense, are you sure it's appropriate to say these words at this time? ! I'm still angry, isn't it asking for a fight?"
Looking at this cowardly little fat chicken, the people watching the video sighed helplessly. With this emotional intelligence, they really have to thank the old dean for being able to grow up safely.
["What is milk powder? !" I don't know if it's because Li Jing has a good temper, although he looked at Time Chicken with a black line on his face, he didn't do anything.]
["You mean you changed our lives? ! Too much." Snow White came out.]
["Too much? ! "Although the time machine was pointing at the boy's thigh, Snow White became confident when facing her: "Little girl, do you know who I am?"]
["Do you know where I got my 587 scar? When Zeus defeated the Titans..."]
[The boy said with some doubt: "Didn't you say Pangu created the world?"]
["Which side are you on?huh?" Time Chicken glanced at him.]
"Time Chicken... stop bragging. The whole world knows the origin of your scar, but you are probably the only one who doesn't know. Haha! ! "
A World of 100,000 Bad Jokes
"Zeus, you are really good! You can even beat Titan!" Nuwa opened the communication with Zeus, with a face full of ridicule.
At this moment, Zeus was also speechless, looking at the boasting Time Chicken and hurriedly said: "La! Don't bring me into your bragging! I'm not that awesome... and I can beat Titan? ! When did I fight him? ”
Titan is the god of creation. I didn’t even know where the world was when he created it. Don’t bring me along when you brag! Remember to draft first and think carefully next time.
Looking at the gazes of the other gods, Zeus knew that he might not be able to see anyone in a short time.
[The young man looked at the depressed people and comforted them: "Don’t worry, we still have a way. All this is caused by the time and space manager. As long as you use it again, you can change it back."]
["Right?!" The young man turned his head and looked at the time chicken.]
["Banana Babale!" The depressed time chicken has fallen deeply into gloom: "This time, the job is definitely lost, and the mortgage is not paid off... The bank will not listen to your explanation. What do you want? Live in the bridge hole with a minimum living allowance."]
"Hahaha... This time chicken is really too funny. By the way, how deep is his resentment towards the house? ! The world is about to end, but you still think about the mortgage. "
"But you are right. The bank will not listen to your explanation. Stop paying the mortgage? You will live under a bridge."
Everyone laughed when they saw the place where the Time Chicken appeared! I didn't expect that after reincarnation, he would become the funny one. He still thinks about paying the mortgage at this time.
In fact, everyone is more curious about where the Time Chicken bought the house?! The mortgage is not paid off, and the insurance is bought by himself. This sentence has almost become his catchphrase..