69novels Chapter 200
Chapter 200
Chapter 200 I am Thor! For the glory of the North God.
The Devil Child Descends
"This... am I seeing right? He really gave him face. A river god dared to speak to Nuwa Saint like this?!"
Everyone in this world was almost crazy. Although they knew that it was not the real Nuwa Saint, it was still difficult to hide the shock in their eyes.
It must be said that the way the river god spoke could really make people angry to death. So it seems that Nuwa Saint in that world has too good a temper? ! Even in this case, the river god was not punished.
[Little King Kong who stole the star map drove the spaceship to the city area that was similar to the reconstruction of the wasteland, but when he got off the spaceship, he was immediately pointed at the head by a gun. 】
["Little King Kong! You are finally back, give me back my money!!" A cockscomb with golden hair approached Little King Kong with a gun, and he became more and more angry: "The things you sold me are useless, and you tricked me into buying seven."】
["You need to collect seven of those things before you can make a wish..." Little King Kong stepped back in panic. 】
[Speaking of this, the cockscomb became even more angry: "Do you think I am stupid? What's the use of seven one-star ones?!"】
[Little King Kong immediately said carelessly: "The most important thing for a person is to be happy! If you think so, you alone didn't make a wish. There are six people in other places in the universe who also can't make a wish! "Six four seven"
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Under One Person
"Good guy, if you are not stupid, who is stupid? Seven are all one-star, and you bought them all." Xu Si curled his lips, good guy! You are bullying him because he has never seen Dragon Ball! Caught him and tried to get him to pay, and sold him seven.
"What a logical genius, I suddenly feel that what Little King Kong said is also very reasonable." Zhang Chulan looked admiring.
I am afraid that my brother will suffer, and I am even more afraid that my brother will drive a Land Rover! My wish did not come true. From another perspective, there are also six people in other universes who failed to make a wish! Inexplicably, I feel a little happy.
[Just as they were arguing, another red-haired man asked him to pay back the money, saying that the elves wiped out by the magic lamp he sold him were completely wrong, just a group of blue elves. Obviously, Little King Kong deceived more than just the golden hair. 】
[Hearing what the red-haired man said, the cockscomb head laughed so hard that tears came out. It turned out that he was not the only one deceived, and the reason was so stupid. 】
【"Doraemon!" At this time, four people who obviously walked into the wrong animation came and shouted to Xiao Jin Gang: "You are finally back."】
【"What are you doing here? You recognized the wrong person." Xiao Jin Gang looked at the person in front of him who was obviously from a certain animation and immediately felt unwell. 】
【"How could it be? Didn't I buy four bamboo dragonflies from you last time?..." A four-eyed boy who looked like Nobita. 】
【Xiao Jin Gang pointed at himself with his thumb and said angrily: "I am Xiao Jin Gang!! Not Doraemon."】
【"We forgot to pay." Nobita interrupted him directly. 】
【Xiao Jin Gang's face suddenly changed, and he suddenly became kindAmiable, he extended his hand to borrow money, and said with a smile: "Haha, I am Doraemon!"]
Everyone suddenly felt that they had a clear understanding of the two idioms "follow the wind" and "be greedy for money", but suddenly they felt a little familiar.
"By the way, his personality seems to be similar to the previous Shen Jianxin! Remember when the head took out five hundred taels to trick him down the mountain, he had the same expression."
One hundred thousand bad jokes
"Forget about Pleasant Goat! Now even Doraemon has come out! Will there be Calabash Brothers next?" The nameless person could no longer hold back his soul of complaining, and began to complain crazily.
Originally, she wanted to complain about Nuwa and the river god before! Why do you, a god, use mobile phones as a means of communication! ? Has the development of technology been so advanced?
【After paying the money, Nobita flew away using a bamboo dragonfly, and then Little King Kong kept stirring up trouble between Red Hair and Cockscomb, and then escaped in the chaos. 】
[Little King Kong came to the Grassland Orphanage and tried to put the money he earned into the safe of the orphanage. He was shocked when he opened the safe. 】
[The old director was sitting in the safe with a flashlight, speaking in non-standard Mandarin: "No wonder there was more money in the safe before, I knew it was you." 】
Everyone felt warmed when they saw this. It seems that Little King Kong is a good person. The purpose of cheating money should also be to take care of the orphanage.
[Little King Kong's face did not change. He threw the money in directly, closed the door of the safe without hesitation, and added several locks! 】
[After the joke, the old director scolded Little King Kong in anger: "I raised you, not for you to be a liar!" 】
["It was the gods who made this world chaotic. If you have the guts, go and scold the gods. I call it a hero in troubled times." Little King Kong didn't care about the old director's words. After all, it was not his fault that the world was like this. 】
【“And I hate the gods the most. They fight over anything they don’t agree with. They don’t consider the feelings of us mortals at all.”】
When these words came out, the mortals in the world of gods and immortals felt the same way. They understood Xiao Jin Gang’s words very well. As the saying goes, when gods fight, mortals suffer.
In the world of Fengshen Yanyi, the people of Chentangguan were in tears, and they dared to be angry but not to speak. I can only curse silently in my heart: "That's right! That Dragon King is really something, what does your grudge with Nezha have to do with us ordinary people?!"
Time Chicken in the world of 100,000 cold jokes suddenly felt familiar with the old dean: "Why does the old dean's accent sound so similar to mine?"
Zeus and others who were scolded for no reason were a little angry: "It's because La took away the Creation Staff and didn't know where he went. We are doing this to protect the peace of the universe!"
[After that, Xiao Jin Gang came to the hospital and played with Xiao Qing. Xiao Qing suddenly coughed! Xiao Jin Gang patted her on the back and his face darkened: "The dean and I will buy you a cake later." ]
【“Well, I want to make a wish!” Xiaoqing coughed until tears came out, but she still held on. 】
【At night, Xiaojin Gang held a small cake for Xiaoqing’s birthday. Xiaoqing also made a wish. However, Xiaojin Gang was obviously very curious about her wish, but Xiaoqing said it was a secret and would not tell you. 】(To read the exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
【Xiaojin Gang was a little helpless: "Then make another wish that you can tell me, maybe I can help you realize it."】
【“I think…” Xiaoqing suddenly became excited and opened her hands wide: "Become a god!!"】
【“What’s good about being a god?” Xiaojin Gang was very confused about her wish. What’s good about being a god other than causing war? 】
[Xiao Qing excitedly told him the benefits of being a god: "Gods don't get sick or grow old. And Lady Nuwa has a human body and a snake tail, which makes her look like a queen."]
[Speaking of this, Xiao Qing suddenly looked admiring. Seeing Xiao Qing's expression, Xiao Jin Gang sighed helplessly, then helped her wrap the quilt, wrapping Xiao Qing's legs into a knot. 】[]
[“You will look like Nuwa then…”]
“In a sense, Xiao Jin Gang has really helped her realize her wish! I have to say, Xiao Jin Gang is really warm…”
“Xiao Jin Gang has completely restrained his smooth-talking and opportunistic side and given all his beautiful and warm side to Xiao Qing.”
Nu Wa in the world of 100,000 bad jokes was stunned, stopped doing yoga, stared at her snake tail blankly, and asked in confusion: “Does this really look like a queen?”
“My king, that Xiao Qing looks like you.” The frog fairy kept comparing them and found that they were made from the same mold.
“Don’t call me the king, call me the queen.” The snake fairy with the same hair color as Xiao Qing said reflexively.
[After that, Little King Kong drove the spaceship away from the planet and looked down at the star map in his hand: "The Creator's Staff! Here I come!"]
["Dong..."]
[At this time, Little King Kong heard footsteps coming from the spaceship and immediately looked back. ]
[With the light emitted by the star map, Little King Kong approached the dim place of the spaceship step by step: "Who... who is there?!"]
[At this time, a pair of scarlet eyes suddenly appeared, which frightened Little King Kong to the ground, and his whole body was shaking. ]
["I am Thor! For the glory of the North God." Such a sentence suddenly came from the dim place. 】
[Little King Kong was still trembling at this moment: "Thor? Thor..."]
[Then the whole spaceship burst into a burst of lightning, and Little King Kong was ejected and put on the chair in the cockpit: "As expected of a god, he has such strong fighting power."]
[Then he suddenly became a little panicked: "Oh no, the star map is going to be stolen."]
[As the sun gradually shone into the spaceship, the figure of the mysterious man gradually appearedWhen it came, I saw a puppy that looked like an Akita dog with a serious face, wearing a red cape behind him and holding a hammer in his hand. 】
["Why is it a dog?!" Little King Kong was completely speechless. 】
[Thor's face remained unchanged, and he reached out and pressed a button on the cape: "I am Thor, the God of Thunder." 】
["Who would believe it? You can't say something else!" 】
[Thor was stunned for a moment, looked at the button of 0.3 fanning himself, and then pressed the second one: "For the glory of the God of the North." 】
["Let you say it yourself!" Little King Kong seemed to have turned into a complaining star at this moment, constantly complaining. 】
["Woof?!" Thor subconsciously followed Little King Kong's words and barked. 】
Seeing this scene, the people outside the video couldn't help but want to slap the dog's head angrily. Who can resist rubbing such a cute puppy?
"What a Thor, puchi... It's really terrifying, I almost died of cuteness, hahahaha!"
"Little King Kong is a loser! Since she can't beat a dog, I was so amused to see her scared look before!"
Everyone in the Super God Academy Xiongbinglian world almost died of laughter. You know, there is a hater alliance in their world, and there is a person called Thor in it.
"Puchi, so this is Thor, so cute! Has he been vaccinated..." Qilin couldn't help laughing. If it were me, I would have rubbed his dog head hard.
"Fuck, this little dog has become a spirit! So spiritual, but can't speak Shenhe language?!" The neurotic Reina was a little careless, and she wondered if she had stayed in Tiandaoxing for too long and didn't notice that the world had changed. .