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"The Xandarians are a bunch of good-for-nothings."
"Everyone is either busy doing boring things or doing useless work; it's truly pitiful."
The speaker was neither Rudeus nor Iris, nor even a human, but a raccoon.
[It was clear that it was serious; it genuinely believed the Xandarians were a bunch of good-for-nothings. There was no hint of sarcasm; it was a direct and unfiltered insult.]
[At the edge of the pool, a raccoon is holding an instrument and looking around at the Xandarians, while its companion, Groot, is playing in the water.]
"Look at this guy, calling us criminals. He's the one who's committing a crime, going out with that awful hairstyle."
[Rocket Raccoon looked at a white-haired man walking by carrying a bag and said.]
"What is this thing again? I thought I was so cool."
"What's the point of having someone hold your hand and help you walk? If you're so capable, walk by yourself, you little monster!"
[Then the Rockets turned their firepower to another player, Harden.]
"Look at that smiling man over there, where's your wife? She's such a disgusting pervert."
[Then Rocket Raccoon looked at Sakata Gintoki, who was flirting with someone on the overpass in the distance, and began to mock him.]
"puff."
Sakata Gintoki almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
"No... I... Earth... Xandar."
Sakata Gintoki was speechless for a moment. He no longer cared about being called a pervert by Rocket Raccoon.
Sakata Gintoki was more concerned about how he got to Sanda, a planet that was light-years away from Earth.
"Could it be that, Gintoki, I am actually someone, a very extraordinary character?"
Suddenly, an idea popped into Sakata Gintoki's head.
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"This guy... he seems so familiar."
Looking at Sakata Gintoki being mocked by Rocket Raccoon on the light screen, Shirogane Miyuki felt like he had seen him somewhere before.
"Because this person has appeared twice before, once as a security guard in the museum and once as the driver who tried to tow Thor's hammer in a pickup truck."
"Now, there's another pick-up artist from Xandar."
Yu Ishigami said, looking at Gintoki Sakata on the light screen.
I thought he was a simple character, but it turns out he's a guy with hidden depths.
"Oh, I didn't expect you to remember his first two appearances, Ishigami."
Shirogane Miyuki said that he did not remember.
"If you pay more attention, you'll be able to remember it."
As Yu Ishigami spoke, he silently turned off his phone. Of course, he didn't remember; he had only seen it on his phone. Even if he didn't remember, some netizens would.
"Hahaha, isn't that right, Groot?"
"Groot?"
After calling out a few times and receiving no response from Groot, Rocket Raccoon turned around and found Groot drinking water from the fountain.
"Don't drink the water from that fountain, you idiot."
"That's disgusting."
[After hearing Rocket Raccoon's words, Groot stopped drinking water, shook his head to indicate he hadn't drunk any, and even made a wronged expression.]
"You drank it; I just saw it."
"Why lie?"
"This is more in line with my imagination of aliens, at least."
"That tree-man is a good match, but what about that raccoon? Do aliens have raccoons too?"
"I am Chengxing," he said, looking at Rocket Raccoon and Groot on the light screen.
Tree Groot didn't think much of it, but Rocket Raccoon couldn't understand why there were raccoons, an animal from Earth, on another planet.
"Perhaps, like Rudeus, they were taken off Earth by those aliens and then mutated?"
Fumino Furuhashi, who was standing nearby, thought to herself.
"Beep beep beep, beep beep beep."
Suddenly, the device in Rocket Raccoon's hand beeped and glowed red. Rocket Raccoon checked it; after all, the light on his device meant there was a wanted person nearby.
What it does is capture individuals with bounties on their heads and then collect the bounty; in short, it's a bounty hunter.
"Looks like we have a target now."
[Soon, after scanning the area with his equipment, Rocket Raccoon locked onto Rudeus, who was trying to strike up a conversation in the distance.]
"OK, you foolish human, let me see how much you're worth?"
The instrument also displayed Rudius's bounty: 40000.
"Humanity?!"
Light Yagami keenly noticed the words Rocket Raccoon was saying.
"Why would Rocket Raccoon use the word 'human' to refer to Rudius?"
Suddenly, Light Yagami remembered the appearances of the aliens he had seen along the way.
"Should we call people who have a uniform appearance all human beings?"
Light Yagami originally wanted to say primates, but felt that it was inappropriate to apply it to extraterrestrials, so he changed it to physical characteristics.
"I'm more curious about why most aliens look pretty much the same."
"Thanos' two daughters earlier, one of whom is completely like an Earthling, and the other, although her skin color is very different, has been modified to the most extent."
"But it's not hard to see that it's still almost exactly the same as a 'human'."
L spoke up.
【"forty thousand!"】
"Groot, we're going to be rich!"
Rocket Raccoon said to Groot, the tree spirit beside him, with a hint of excitement.
Rocket Raccoon didn't hear Groot's response, so he turned around and saw Groot drinking water by the fountain again.
"Hey, stop drinking, let's go!"
Rocket Raccoon patted Groot and said something, then chased after Rudius in the direction he had gone.
Meanwhile, Rudius was heading towards the shop where his buyer's broker was located.
"Oh, Mr. Rudius."
The broker greeted Rudeus upon his arrival.
【"broker."】
Rudeus replied, then pulled the Cosmic Orb from his Raider uniform.
"The Cosmic Orb."
Rudius placed the cosmic orb in front of the broker's counter.
"Mission accomplished."
"Where's Yondu?"
The broker looked at Rudeus and asked, "Yondu is always the one who comes to me; this is the first time Rudeus has come."
"Yondu, he wanted to come in person, but now, he can only offer his greetings."
"Also, let me tell you that your eyebrows are the coolest in the industry."
Rudius looked at the broker's eyebrows and said.
The broker rolled his eyes at Rudeus after hearing his "praise," noting that Rudeus barely had any eyebrows left, yet he called himself the coolest.
The broker started giving Rudeus some money; the alien currency was a very hard substance, similar to gold bars.
"What does this mean?"
"We cannot disclose our clients or their requirements."
The broker explained that they, as brokers, were merely middlemen.
"I risked my life countless times to get it."
"There are inherent risks in your line of work."
"A mechanical-headed monster, claiming to be Ronan's subordinate."
"Ronan?!"
Upon hearing Rudius's words, the broker froze for a moment, the money he was holding slipping from his hand and falling to the glass counter with a crisp clink.